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| They literally set fire to the ring by accident |
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2 | 2.22% |
| They literally set fire to the ring on purpose |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Rehire Jeff Jarrett |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung |
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7 | 7.78% |
| Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan |
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13 | 14.44% |
| Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) |
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4 | 4.44% |
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I thought the Villanos being generic and nearing the double-digit iteration of the gimmick was the joke?
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Grendels Dad posted:I thought the Villanos being generic and nearing the double-digit iteration of the gimmick was the joke? It's not a joke, they were giant stars.
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Mar 11, 2018 17:50
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Who was the one Raven and Kanyon murdered with a powerbomb/neckbreaker?
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Mar 11, 2018 17:56
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DeathChicken posted:Who was the one Raven and Kanyon murdered with a powerbomb/neckbreaker? IV.
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Mar 11, 2018 18:05
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I always forget it was the Invaders not the Villanos who killed Brody
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Mar 11, 2018 20:58
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https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/973272425004544000
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Mar 12, 2018 21:01
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Ajattelee happened Cage and Impact. He debuted some Time ago and seems to me have done nothing after that?
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Mar 12, 2018 21:26
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Come see Impact wrestlers I can't name get squashed past the point of no return this Friday only at Wrestle Con Tickets start at $34 before papering zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Mar 12, 2018 21:36
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Come see team generic CAW vs team fighting game boss
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Mar 12, 2018 21:39
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That will be a fun match, Aerostar is almost always guaranteed to do some insane spot
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Mar 12, 2018 21:51
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Come see team generic CAW vs team fighting game boss Everett is a good dude and came in via the Hardyz and DJZ has been around forever on the Indies as Zema Ion before he tweaked his gimmick a few years ago. Xavier been decent but the lowest profile of the 3.
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Mar 12, 2018 21:51
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exploded mummy posted:Everett is a good dude and came in via the Hardyz and DJZ has been around forever on the Indies as Zema Ion before he tweaked his gimmick a few years ago. Yeah, those guys are all good, and DJZ has been tearing it up since he almost died in Mexico. If you follow indie wrestling even slightly those are all names you’d be happy to see on any show. Anyone who doesn’t think that match will be really fun is dumb as hell.
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Mar 12, 2018 22:39
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i missed the sami callihan chat, but: for real, is anyone surprised? like, at all? this is why hiring Zandig-era CZW guys is generally acknowledged as a Bad Idea. i understand that TNA wanted to make their own dean ambrose but holy gently caress sami callihan was a bad choice to try that with.
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Mar 12, 2018 22:48
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If you’re criticizing that match, all it tells me is you probably don’t know poo poo about the people in it.
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Mar 12, 2018 22:58
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sportsgenius86 posted:If you’re criticizing that match, all it tells me is you probably don’t know poo poo about the people in it. I have no doubt that the people in it are good, it's more that TNA being involved makes the feeling that things will go wrong/bad in some hilarious way that fucks up the match a feeling that can't be shaken easily
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Mar 12, 2018 23:07
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Drago is the worst guy in that match. You could argue DJZ is the best.
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Mar 12, 2018 23:34
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sportsgenius86 posted:If you’re criticizing that match, all it tells me is you probably don’t know poo poo about the people in it. Well sure, but indy wrestling has a real issue where if you don't know the people there is nothing immediately interesting about them that you can sell to a casual fan Like half of the TNA team is "long hair white dude" and "short hair black dude" the only one who immediately looks interesting to a casual observer is DJZ Like, lucha libre has that poo poo down. Look at the other side. You look at any picture of a luchador and you are immediately given some kinda hook to find them interesting. Look at the great wrestling stars. You show someone who knows nothing about wrestling a picture of Ric Flair or Steve Austin and they immediately get a sense of who that person is. You're right, I don't know who Andrew Everett is and there is nothing about that picture that makes me think its worth knowing him
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Mar 12, 2018 23:55
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zzzzzzzzz
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Well sure, but indy wrestling has a real issue where if you don't know the people there is nothing immediately interesting about them that you can sell to a casual fan It’s also a show that’s only gonna be seen by people there live who are all in town for the biggest hardcore fan weekend of the year so your concern is the exact opposite of theirs, which is trying to create a matchup that will lure hardcore fans to their show rather than a competitor at the same time.
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Mar 13, 2018 00:32
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sportsgenius86 posted:It’s also a show that’s only gonna be seen by people there live who are all in town for the biggest hardcore fan weekend of the year so your concern is the exact opposite of theirs, which is trying to create a matchup that will lure hardcore fans to their show rather than a competitor at the same time. I was speaking more generally about some Indy guys in general, not that specific match And besides, WM weekend is also the biggest casual fan event too. Why try to compete with 20 indyriffic events only 5% of the audience knows about and not try to hook in the other 95% who are there. I mean, say what you want, but there is a reason Kaiju is outdrawing them
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Mar 13, 2018 00:42
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I was speaking more generally about some Indy guys in general, not that specific match Yes, because nobody wants to be seen dead at an Impact event
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Mar 13, 2018 00:54
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Kaiju loving owns
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MassRafTer posted:Drago is the worst guy in that match. You could argue DJZ is the best. DJZ is King Cuerno under a different mask?  I really dig King Cuerno 
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Mar 13, 2018 03:16
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Yes, because nobody wants to be seen dead at an Impact event When they started doing the thing where they taped their wrestlers at other promotions, I ended up on Impact due to Callahan doing a match at DEFY. Didn't know they'd be there until right before the match when I saw a ton of cameramen (and there were already a lot due to VICE being there) come out and the ring announcer mentioned it. The one blessing was I knew no one who would recognize me would also watch Impact.
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Mar 13, 2018 05:50
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Jerusalem posted:DJZ is King Cuerno under a different mask? Cuerno is far and away the best in the match. Mostly because Cuerno tends to be the best in any match he's in. He's the best.
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Mar 13, 2018 12:56
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I've always been a big fan of DJZ, but I guess that he'll never get to WWE as his body has a bad history of imploding. Still, he gets to be a bit crazier on the indies (and in matches like this) so that's not too bad I guess.
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Mar 13, 2018 21:14
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Yeah DJZ is a solid worker who deserves to be better known, but he grew up in a pretty impoverished town in West Virginia if I remember right, and that's gotta be something that can impact your long-term health.
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Mar 13, 2018 23:37
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What's with DJZ's mask/helmet/whatever that is combo?
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Mar 14, 2018 02:17
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pathetic little tramp posted:Yeah DJZ is a solid worker who deserves to be better known, but he grew up in a pretty impoverished town in West Virginia if I remember right, and that's gotta be something that can impact your long-term health.
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Mar 14, 2018 02:23
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RealFoxy posted:He grew up like 50 miles outside of Pittsburgh so even if it was a small town, it really couldn't have been that bad off. it absolutely could be. source: living 50 miles outside of pittsburgh
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Mar 14, 2018 02:31
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Aye Doc posted:it absolutely could be. source: living 50 miles outside of pittsburgh I grew up ~50 miles outside of Pittsburgh (to the southeast) it's worse than you could imagine
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Mar 14, 2018 06:19
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I grew up in the middle of West Virginia though and driving 50 miles in any direction still puts me in west virginia 
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Mar 14, 2018 06:44
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RealFoxy posted:I grew up in the middle of West Virginia though and driving 50 miles in any direction still puts me in west virginia goondolences.
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Mar 14, 2018 07:00
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RealFoxy posted:I grew up in the middle of West Virginia though and driving 50 miles in any direction still puts me in west virginia Say hi to The Stro for me.
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MassRafTer posted:Say hi to The Stro for me. Wouldn't that be a violation of his shunning? Aye Doc posted:it absolutely could be. source: living 50 miles outside of pittsburgh Wasn't/Isn't that Coal Mining country?
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Mar 14, 2018 13:59
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Look at the great wrestling stars. You show someone who knows nothing about wrestling a picture of Ric Flair or Steve Austin and they immediately get a sense of who that person is. You're right, I don't know who Andrew Everett is and there is nothing about that picture that makes me think its worth knowing him At first glance, how is "long hair white dude" Andrew Everett any different from "bald head white dude" Steve Austin
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Mar 14, 2018 14:08
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Ad by Khad posted:At first glance, how is "long hair white dude" Andrew Everett any different from "bald head white dude" Steve Austin dudes got a vest on that says mad mother fucker and is covered in skulls
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Mar 14, 2018 14:12
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Mel Mudkiper posted:dudes got a vest on that says mad mother fucker and is covered in skulls and Austin had sweet knee braces
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Mar 14, 2018 14:27
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Like even the Young Bucks who are also skinny white long-haired dudes carry themselves in a way that if you look at picture of them you get an immediate idea of what their deal is
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MysticalMachineGun posted:What's with DJZ's mask/helmet/whatever that is combo? He was the DJ for the Bro Mans. Which means he had a soundboard that made that bwam bwam bwam bwam airhorn thing. I don't know techno music. Sometimes he just made the sound with his mouth. Eventually he got a knockoff Daft Punk helmet.
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