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Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Are you incapable of pouring drinks? Just build a Soda Fountain #lifehack
https://i.imgur.com/VhZ2ExL.gifv

# ? Mar 12, 2018 06:45

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 16:32

A FUCKIN CANARY!!: Nov 9, 2005

Why does every single lifehack video have a shot of someone using a knife and cutting straight at their hands? At first I thought it was just regular unsafe knife handling but it's so frequent that I'm starting to wonder if it's a joke that I don't understand.

And what kind of madman pours soda into a glass to drink it?

# ? Mar 12, 2018 07:28

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

Why does every single lifehack video have a shot of someone using a knife and cutting straight at their hands? At first I thought it was just regular unsafe knife handling but it's so frequent that I'm starting to wonder if it's a joke that I don't understand.

And what kind of madman pours soda into a glass to drink it?

Why do you even have glasses if you don't? Or are you a heinous weirdo who classifies some drinks as glass-pourable and others not, based on some completely arbitrary reckoning?

# ? Mar 12, 2018 07:30

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why do you even have glasses if you don't? Or are you a heinous weirdo who classifies some drinks as glass-pourable and others not, based on some completely arbitrary reckoning?

Why bother pouring a soda into a glass, when the receptacle it comes in is perfectly adequate to drink out of (unless it's a liter/2 ltr bottle)?

Nothing arbitrary about it, friend: use a glass for anything that comes out of a container which holds more than a single serving.

Edit: I just realized who I was replying to. Nevermind.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 07:55

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

I like the part where the dispenser causes so much foaming that he only gets half a glass of coke. #diethax

Of course the second half of the bottle is going to be completely flat. Probably warm too, since the cardboard cover would make the contraption inconvenient to keep in the fridge.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 07:59

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Just fill it up with ice around the bottles.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 08:08

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Pour it down the drain. Saves time and is healthier for you.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 08:56

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Lmao just kidding just down the whole thing in one go you piece of poo poo

# ? Mar 12, 2018 08:57

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I especially appreciate how the bubbles at all times have an open route to escape. Which maybe doesn't matter because of my other especially appreciated thing, which is that you have to pick the whole thing apart every four chub gulps of your poison of choice

# ? Mar 12, 2018 09:53

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Clearly the superior technique is to put amazing delicious hooch wine in there instead.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 09:55

Helith: Nov 5, 2009; Basket of Adorables

Frankly I'm amazed that someone who is incapable of pouring out of a bottle without spilling is capable of building that without slicing off their thumb and soldering their fingers together and then electrocuting themselves for a finale.

But what do I know.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 10:05

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Soda: There's Just Got To Be A Better Way!

# ? Mar 12, 2018 10:13

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

And what kind of madman pours soda into a glass to drink it?

Probably a recovering alcoholic, you insensitive bastard.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 11:20

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Helith posted:

and then electrocuting themselves for a finale.

with a 9v battery no less

# ? Mar 12, 2018 11:24

fizzymercury: Aug 18, 2011

Karate Bastard posted:

Clearly the superior technique is to put amazing delicious hooch wine in there instead.

That's just box wine with delusions of grandeur. If you can refill Franzia bags with cheap whiskey, I'm all for that. Wait, I bet you can and bogans already figured it out. I must research this.

Lame edit: Franzia bags are stupid easy to open and refill. They're a real life hack and I've wasted years of my drinking life to not having boxes of "wine" to take to terrible game nights.

fizzymercury has a new favorite as of 12:12 on Mar 12, 2018

# ? Mar 12, 2018 12:08

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

I think that's pretty neat and would probably go over really well at a kids birthday party

# ? Mar 12, 2018 14:52

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why do you even have glasses if you don't? Or are you a heinous weirdo who classifies some drinks as glass-pourable and others not, based on some completely arbitrary reckoning?

I only pour drinks that I can't already drink out of their single-serving container. This occasionally includes whiskey and vodka.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 14:55

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

Why does every single lifehack video have a shot of someone using a knife and cutting straight at their hands? At first I thought it was just regular unsafe knife handling but it's so frequent that I'm starting to wonder if it's a joke that I don't understand.

And what kind of madman pours soda into a glass to drink it?

What really bothers me is that he has a soldering iron yet does not have a wire stripper.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 15:22

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

chitoryu12 posted:

I only pour drinks that I can't already drink out of their single-serving container. This occasionally includes whiskey and vodka.

How do you feel about eggs?

# ? Mar 12, 2018 15:29

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

chitoryu12 posted:

I only pour drinks that I can't already drink out of their single-serving container. This occasionally includes whiskey and vodka.

Whiskey and vodka are single serving if you try hard enough.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 15:31

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

kazil posted:

Whiskey and vodka are single serving if you try hard enough.

If you haven�t downed a whiskey out of a bottle on an airplane and then immediately asked for another, you might as well never have flown.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 15:38

Fil5000: Jun 23, 2003; HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Away all Goats posted:

Are you incapable of pouring drinks? Just build a Soda Fountain #lifehack
https://i.imgur.com/VhZ2ExL.gifv

Hi, I'm a guy who can't pour fanta into a glass without making a huge mess, but am somehow able to use wire strippers, a soldering iron, a hot glue gun and a drill without killing myself.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 15:52

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

kazil posted:

Whiskey and vodka are single serving if you try hard enough.

When I said "occasionally", I didn't mean that I occasionally drink vodka and whiskey. Just that I occasionally pour them into a glass.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 16:33

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Away all Goats posted:

Are you incapable of pouring drinks? Just build a Soda Fountain #lifehack
https://i.imgur.com/VhZ2ExL.gifv

Nintendo Labo looking real weak. Gonna have another Wii U situation on their hands.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 17:17

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

i thought the soldering stuff onto a battery seemed a little dangerous.

but mainly why the hell did you make the box out of cardboard. ghetto as gently caress and itll get gross fast

# ? Mar 12, 2018 18:04

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Im still choosing to believe it's a neat little thing for a birthday party. Parties over and you can just toss the whole thing

# ? Mar 12, 2018 18:06

SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

Zipperelli. posted:

Why bother pouring a soda into a glass, when the receptacle it comes in is perfectly adequate to drink out of (unless it's a liter/2 ltr bottle)?

Nothing arbitrary about it, friend: use a glass for anything that comes out of a container which holds more than a single serving.

Edit: I just realized who I was replying to. Nevermind.

Isnt it a litre bottle in the very video that you were replying to in the first place? So you never use a glass for soda except in the exact situation presented?

# ? Mar 12, 2018 18:38

Horse Clocks: Dec 14, 2004

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

i thought the soldering stuff onto a battery seemed a little dangerous.

but mainly why the hell did you make the box out of cardboard. ghetto as gently caress and itll get gross fast

Because everyone has motors, (peristaltic?) pumps and wire hanging around. But no battery holders, nobody has battery holders.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 21:37

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Horse Clocks posted:

Because everyone has motors, (peristaltic?) pumps and wire hanging around. But no battery holders, nobody has battery holders.

Well not since every radio shack closed.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 23:14

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

SiKboy posted:

Isnt it a litre bottle in the very video that you were replying to in the first place? So you never use a glass for soda except in the exact situation presented?

No. that's 20oz bottle.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 00:58

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

SiKboy posted:

Isnt it a litre bottle in the very video that you were replying to in the first place? So you never use a glass for soda except in the exact situation presented?

2L can be a single serving depending on the level of depravity you've sunk to

# ? Mar 13, 2018 01:25

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Or how much pot you've smoked

# ? Mar 13, 2018 01:32

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Scathach posted:

Or how much pot you've smoked

I can't even imagine how much pot it would take for me to down an entire 2L in one sitting. Ugh.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 02:22

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Zipperelli. posted:

I can't even imagine how much pot it would take for me to down an entire 2L in one sitting. Ugh.

I once put down a 2L bottle of Great Value orange soda when I was 17 or 18 in a single pull. It stayed down for maybe 10 seconds.

:barf:

Edit: I was sober

# ? Mar 13, 2018 02:29

empty sea: Jul 17, 2011; gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

I like to pour soda into a glass, it just tastes better than out of plastic. Real lifehax would be buying the drat glass coke in the first place and drinking out of that, I guess.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 04:25

sunken fleet: Apr 25, 2010; dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.; Fallen Rib

Zipperelli. posted:

No. that's 20oz bottle.

That was the most confusing part to me. It's so much work for like 2 cups of Coke. Unless you're supposed to reuse the cap contraption?

# ? Mar 13, 2018 07:03

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

I pour fizzy drinks into glasses so I can have them with ice. :shobon:

# ? Mar 13, 2018 11:15

General Emergency: Apr 2, 2009; Can we talk?

I pour fizzy drinks into glasses because I'm not a barbarian. Also because that's where the vodka is.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 14:47

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

I pour fizzy drinks into glasses because too much carbonation hurts my stomach

# ? Mar 13, 2018 17:52

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organburner: Apr 10, 2011; This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

I decanter all my soft drinks into a range of crystal carafes.

HAHA AS IF.

Obviously my man servant handles that.

# ? Mar 13, 2018 18:10

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