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Otherkinsey Scale posted:That's just what I'd expect a *rolls dice* Yorkist to say. 
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I got a kick out of the MSNBC video accompanying the headline--Chris Matthews just spends the whole time trashing the House Intel Committee, and Joaquin Castro says "This is the equivalent of bringing in a suspect, asking him if he started the fire, and when he says no, throwing up your hands and going 'welp we're done here'."
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Generic American posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/973360355790479361 We're all set here, guys. Plus the all caps sounds sane
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Johnny Bravo posted:Very in depth investigation. So in depth that they never even brought in Manafort, Gates, Flynn or Papadopoulos during the course of it. Those guys probably knew nothing and would have been a waste of time. CNN was even interviewing some idiot who basically said, "well, we asked them if they colluded with Russians, and they said no, so we took them at their word!" Like, do they not understand how loving bad that sounds? How can any but the dumbest Republicans say, "well, that sounds completely reasonable"?
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I'l never understand Hollywood's obsession with making sure the guy is taller than any women in the same shot
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Maddow has been talking about the piss tape for 15 minutes now
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:We're all set here, guys. Plus the all caps sounds sane Listen to how careful and professional he's trying to sound. He is hearing a triumphant orchestra playing in his head. He thinks he's going to wake up tomorrow to a 100% approval rating.
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Neurolimal posted:I'l never understand Hollywood's obsession with making sure the guy is taller than any women in the same shot it's more robert downey jr having a complex about his height. 
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Maddow's been talking about Golden Shower for the last 15 minutes
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PT6A posted:CNN was even interviewing some idiot who basically said, "well, we asked them if they colluded with Russians, and they said no, so we took them at their word!" There are no average intelligence Republicans left. The base will eat this up and I fully expect Hannity and Gorka to give Nunes glowing endorsements and blowjobs tonight.
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Neurolimal posted:I'l never understand Hollywood's obsession with making sure the guy is taller than any women in the same shot Because the entertainment industry is built on illusion and fantasy. It's like we're all Vegas magicians trying to make sure no one notices when we steal your watch.
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Literally a quote from a CNN panelist earlier this afternoon about the House wrapping up their investigation: "If this decision were printed on toilet paper, I wouldn't even bother to bend down and wipe my rear end with it."
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PT6A posted:CNN was even interviewing some idiot who basically said, "well, we asked them if they colluded with Russians, and they said no, so we took them at their word!"  They won't. The Mueller investigation continues, as does whatever the Senate is doing.
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Ague Proof posted:If the House changes hands I hope the Democrats refuse to put Nunes on any committees. Nah he should be put on the special waste water treatment committee that requires a pipe to be installed in his mouth.
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I just...what did House Republicans think this would accomplish? Did they think it was magically going to make everything go away? That Robert Mueller would just abandon ship? That article is just mind-bending. They didn't do anything they should have done. They literally just closed up shop and went "NO COLLUSION, WALLA!" Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Mar 13, 2018 |
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Arturo Ui posted:Maddow has been talking about the piss tape for 15 minutes now That picture of him and his entourage in the nightclub was amazing. It’s all real. This is our timeline.
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Mar 13, 2018 02:19
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What book is that on the desk?
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Pantsless Hero posted:That picture of him and his entourage in the nightclub was amazing. It’s all real. This is our timeline. I need to see this. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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PhazonLink posted:Nah he should be put on the special waste water treatment committee that requires a pipe to be installed in his mouth. Brb running for ID-1 followed by all the beans, coffee, and Chipotle I can shove in my face hole.
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Alter Ego posted:I just...what did House Republicans think this would accomplish? Did they think it was magically going to make everything go away? That Robert Mueller would just abandon ship? Their goal is and always has been to muddy the waters. They did this so the casual voter who doesn't keep a close eye on the news but occasionally sees the headlines on facebook or chyrons on news channels in restaurants will say "oh, I guess there was no collusion after all."
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One of the only good parts of Cracked, Cody Johnston's "Some News", is back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBR_dcp38KA
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PhazonLink posted:What book is that on the desk? Adams vs. Jefferson. I guess someone thought it would make the whole thing look smarter than realistically possible.
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PhazonLink posted:What book is that on the desk? Some lame book that he's pretending to read? https://www.amazon.com/Friends-Divided-Adams-Thomas-Jefferson/dp/B075QKBGZZ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1520904167
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Alter Ego posted:I just...what did House Republicans think this would accomplish? Did they think it was magically going to make everything go away? That Robert Mueller would just abandon ship? They started it before Mueller was appointed so yeah they probably thought they could make it go away with a phony investigation. At the very least they can present it to the MAGA die-hards to parrot to anyone that will listen.
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Hasn't Donnie bragged about never having read a book in his life?
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Alter Ego posted:I just...what did House Republicans think this would accomplish? Did they think it was magically going to make everything go away? That Robert Mueller would just abandon ship? Devin Nunes: galaxy brain is completely in on all of this, and just continues to make it super obvious whenever Mueller would like to come for him. Remember; Nunes also wants to open investigations into the intelligence community and the deep state, because he is the idiot king of mentally impaired shills for Trump in Congress.
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Pakled posted:Their goal is and always has been to muddy the waters. They did this so the casual voter who doesn't keep a close eye on the news but occasionally sees the headlines on facebook or chyrons on news channels in restaurants will say "oh, I guess there was no collusion after all." CNN and MSNBC at least are doing a good job ensuring that the headline matches the story. The chyrons so far have said that the House GOP's conclusion flies in the face of the intelligence committe. I expect Fox will be popping champagne bottles and sucking Trump off all week, but who gives a poo poo.
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Pantsless Hero posted:That picture of him and his entourage in the nightclub was amazing. It’s all real. This is our timeline. There were a couple articles posted a few days ago by the authors of the book she is referencing, both are worth reading: https://www.motherjones.com/politic...ichael-isikoff/ https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/03/why-the-hell-are-we-standing-down/
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Alter Ego posted:CNN and MSNBC at least are doing a good job ensuring that the headline matches the story. Followed by Mueller deciding we need to know something about what he's up to.
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Crain posted:One of the only good parts of Cracked, Cody Johnston's "Some News", is back: Ugh Cracked has been getting so much better. I like Dan O'Brien a lot too. I wonder if they need writers. 😂😂😭
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Crow Jane posted:Hasn't Donnie bragged about never having read a book in his life? He says he's too busy to read https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...0645_story.html I mean, yknow, despite the fact that basically every other president we've ever had has read a lot. Donnie's just too busy.
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Alter Ego posted:CNN and MSNBC at least are doing a good job ensuring that the headline matches the story. The chances that this will be pushed out of the headlines by some crazy-rear end poo poo out of left field within 48 hours are pretty drat high.
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Republicans posted:They started it before Mueller was appointed so yeah they probably thought they could make it go away with a phony investigation. At the very least they can present it to the MAGA die-hards to parrot to anyone that will listen. ...which they would have done anyway. The MAGAchuds have already declared Trump innocent of all charges; this isn't going to change their argument.
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Koalas March posted:Ugh Cracked has been getting so much better. I like Dan O'Brien a lot too. I wonder if they need writers. 😂😂😭 Probably. After getting gutted by whoever owns them right now Cody and the rest of the good contributers are all on their own doing solo stuff.
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Alter Ego posted:I just...what did House Republicans think this would accomplish? Did they think it was magically going to make everything go away? That Robert Mueller would just abandon ship? It's "voila," for the love of God, it's "voila."
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Minenfeld! posted:It's "voila," for the love of God, it's "voila." I know. I did that on purpose. Calm your tits.
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Crain posted:One of the only good parts of Cracked, Cody Johnston's "Some News", is back: Dope, subscribed.
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