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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Today

Tillerson fired
Tillerson aid fired
ICE Spokeman resigns
President aid fired and escorted out of white house
President aid hired as 2020 campaign staff


E: In honor of Sexy Rexy, an oil-sniffing dog that can detect pipeline leaks:


http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-dog-sniff-pipeline-leaks-1.3659508

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Mar 13, 2018

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I know Trump colluded with Russia but I refuse to believe Trump or anyone associated with him was actually smart enough to pull it off

russia was the brains of the operation

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

I’m imagining something like a scene from Breakfast Club where the arbitrator just starts piling on monetary damages after every response from the Stormy team.

“Stormy got an abortion”

$1 million dollars

That’s unfair!

$2 million. I can go all day.

No. We aren’t paying that.

$3 million.

Bullshit.

$4 million. Want to make it an even 10?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sit on my Facebook posted:

Hahaha, why even bother with the ultimatum if you're gonna give them like seven minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbnGA8uu8T0&t=251s

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

evilweasel posted:

if they cannot risk invoking it because Trump is president it's just as dead.

I disagree

canepazzo
May 29, 2006




Is this an ARG for the next Purge movie?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ague Proof posted:

Do we know the identity of Diet Coke Waiter and their politics? They could be the most influential person in the administration.

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/973577995238760448

anglin' for that Fox News hostship after he's ridden out of Congress on a rail by his constituents this November.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I love that Trump's trip to his big strong wall is tainted now.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


evilweasel posted:

if they cannot risk invoking it because Trump is president it's just as dead.

And Russia knows that which is why they’ve gotten more brazen about it and why, after Trump’s weak rear end reposnse to the nerve agent attack, they killed someone else in the UK today. A hostile foreign entity literally used banned chemical warfare weapons on civilians in one of our biggest allied countries and Trump fires someone for calling them out on it. That’s how hosed NATO is

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I love infrastructure week.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012


In the Russia dominated future, all porn movies will have Putin's face on top of the male talent.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

canepazzo posted:

Is this an ARG for the next Purge movie?

Nah. They’re going to make a Battle Royale style reality TV show where the take all the volunteers that want to shoot up a school and train them for a season before it starts one day.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



So Tillerson out 48 hours after he calls our Putin directly for killing that UK spy?

Dinosaurtrain
Mar 7, 2018

by R. Guyovich
I'm excited what this UK speech means for Brexit. Uh hey guys umm all that stuff about leaving ummm we didn't really mean it

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


It is stupid Tom Clancy poo poo but it is theoretically possible that the UK could blackmail Trump into supporting an article 5 invocation by threatening to dump their intelligence agencies' evidence of Russia blackmailing him.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Ague Proof posted:

Do we know the identity of Diet Coke Waiter and their politics? They could be the most influential person in the administration.

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/973577995238760448

Fox's version of "No U"

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Shifty Pony posted:

It is stupid Tom Clancy poo poo but it is theoretically possible that the UK could blackmail Trump into supporting an article 5 invocation by threatening to dump their intelligence agencies' evidence of Russia blackmailing him.

So which blackmail is Trump more afraid of UK
or Russia

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


nunes needs to rot in a cell for the rest of his life.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Dr. VooDoo posted:

And Russia knows that which is why they’ve gotten more brazen about it and why, after Trump’s weak rear end reposnse to the nerve agent attack, they killed someone else in the UK today. A hostile foreign entity literally used banned chemical warfare weapons on civilians in one of our biggest allied countries and Trump fires someone for calling them out on it. That’s how hosed NATO is

not super clear to me that he was murdered today, he might have been murdered at the same time, but yeah this is loving brazen and if they manage to break nato they'll have achieved a decades-long goal

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

evilweasel posted:

read the article.

Ugh. But it's so dense and full of information and things.

Could it be in listicle form? Or with a performative outrage gimmick?

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Crow Jane posted:

Here we go

Trump is on the phone now asking Putin how to have people killed with no links

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Shifty Pony posted:

It is stupid Tom Clancy poo poo but it is theoretically possible that the UK could blackmail Trump into supporting an article 5 invocation by threatening to dump their intelligence agencies' evidence of Russia blackmailing him.

The catch, of course, is that Theresa May is living in paralytic terror of a group of about 70 MPs who have been severely compromised by Russia. I’d expect angry gestures rather than anything concrete.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Rigel posted:

Are we about to hit the Saturday Night Massacre stage of the Nixon speedrun?

i hope we dont get the bad ending. were going to get the bad ending, arent we? :smith:

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
we're gonna get dick pics

mods please rename every thread title and username trump's stubby member

Reik
Mar 8, 2004
This is what happens when you forget to call it infrastructure week.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

skylined! posted:

we're gonna get dick pics

mods please rename every thread title and username trump's stubby member

Imagine the new level of hideous that would be Trump's o-face

Maybe we'll find out if the orange makeup is all over, or just neck and up

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shifty Pony posted:

It is stupid Tom Clancy poo poo but it is theoretically possible that the UK could blackmail Trump into supporting an article 5 invocation by threatening to dump their intelligence agencies' evidence of Russia blackmailing him.

I feel like Russia probably has way better stuff though. I think Trump will back up russia absolutely no matter what they do. He might talk like he's not going to but he's not gonna do poo poo to anger daddy putin

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

skylined! posted:

we're gonna get dick pics

mods please rename every thread title and username trump's stubby member

Toxx: if dick pics of Trump come out today I'll buy an avatar of choice for the first person to respond and quote me.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

83 loving times

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/973596298589888513?s=20

This person is evil

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


You know, for any other administration a sex tape starring the President dropping on a random Tuesday might come as a bit of a shock.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Your Taint posted:

Toxx: if dick pics of Trump come out today I'll buy an avatar of choice for the first person to respond and quote me.

Responding

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Your Taint posted:

Toxx: if dick pics of Trump come out today I'll buy an avatar of choice for the first person to respond and quote me.

me

^^^ drat You!

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Your Taint posted:

Toxx: if dick pics of Trump come out today I'll buy an avatar of choice for the first person to respond and quote me.

Change your AV to the dick

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Ague Proof posted:

Don Jr is retweeting Prison Paul of InfoWars now.

Reminder about Paul:

1) thinks there's a non white waiting outside his apartment door ready to kill him. So like Assange can't leave his apartment.(man good thing Paul is playing an ancient version of real life where enemies can't use doors)

2) Had a recent meltdown about hbomberguy calling out his bullshit soyboy stuff.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Change your AV to the dick

I like Tammy Duckworth

https://twitter.com/AlexWardVox/status/973601920798642179

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I vote for this guy to get it, his current av triggers me

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe

sit on my Facebook posted:

Hahaha, why even bother with the ultimatum if you're gonna give them like seven minutes

Just out with the dick pics already

Watching two deadlines play out on vastly different levels with vastly different consequences is interesting, to say the least.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Darth Walrus posted:

The catch, of course, is that Theresa May is living in paralytic terror of a group of about 70 MPs who have been severely compromised by Russia. I’d expect angry gestures rather than anything concrete.

tbf corbyn is not exactly bursting with independence from russia either from what i understand

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

We have a winner! (assuming Trump dick picks drop before midnight central today.)

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
It's a trap, the avatar will be the dick pic :tinfoil:

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