Lemniscate Blue posted:

There's a good Star Trek thread?

Choco1980 posted:

Well, they call themselves NAMBLA, but apparently so.

Skylark posted:

Im destined to be poor because my brain would drift off thinking about "doggo" and "pupper" lulzwords instead of focusing on the golden knowledge advice right here on SA – a forum moderated by pedophiles – that lays out exactly how you can be a rich person if you're smart enough to read it.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Fucken young people acting like they invented sex.

Synthbuttrange posted:

oh just an ad for a pet hair vacuum.

Olive! posted:

Finally, I've created a monster with the back half of a dog, and the front half of a dog.

Decrepus posted:

That is the 'starving orphans' argument of sex.

Trig Discipline posted:

Ew gross, no. Children are disgusting.

Trig Discipline posted:

That's called "grooming" and I'm calling the police.

Trig Discipline posted:

Oh look, another goon afraid of grooming.





_{(just heading that one off at the pass)}

Murray Mantoinette posted:

These are all really good but you forgot the ring on this one.

Slightly Absurd posted:

Snowy posted:

oldpainless posted:

These aren’t my glasses!

Jedit posted:

Tastes about the same too.

I have no idea why anyone would want to eat rear end when pussy is right there. It's like going to a classy restaurant for a meal and spending the whole evening in the lavatory.

Jeza posted:

Al Borland Corp. posted:

I watched Lion King yesterday for the first time in a couple of decades and hated it.

Opens with a mandatory worship service of the state run religion, which Scar doesn't attend, so the King personally goes to his house to intimidate him. After being threatened back, he then let's his infant son hang out with him all the time.

Said son immediately dreams of abusing his power as King, so Mufasa forces his personal servant to humiliate himself before him and serve as pouncing tool, then gives him a lecture about trickle down economics.

His son(whose marriage has already been arranged) goes to play with elephant corpses, so Mufasa invades a neighboring country and assaults their dignitaries, then takes his son home and explains manifest destiny.

Scar successfully kills his family so he can implement his dangerous plan of letting foreigners in to take all the Lions jobs and use their resources. One of the main foreigners has a stereotypical Mexican accent, one other doesn't speak any English at all, and one is Whoopi Goldberg. They subsequently are made the scapegoat for a drought.

Paladinus posted:

Lion King was basically furry Hamlet.

Paladinus posted:

Lion King was basically furry Hamlet.

The MSJ posted:

It’s funny because it’s true enough that Disney is changing things in the Lion King remake.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Or this thing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimba_the_White_Lion

mind the walrus posted:

They had the director of the Lion King on a panel to watch the "Honest Trailer" of the movie, and at the end they make a joke about Kimba and the director immediately gets formal and drops a company line about coincidence. Disney really did rip Kimba off, while rearranging Hamlet on top of it.

The MSJ posted:

I wonder if Disney programmed all their employees that way.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

That was very clearly apropos of the preceding conversation about Disney's stringent contract practices!

Say Nothing posted:

Nastyman posted:

Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve AA-HH, he'd just say it.

Peanut Butter posted:

That's why he dictated it.

You idiot. You loving moron.

Paladinus posted:

He was dictating it, you fool.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

That's what dictating is, you absolute reprobate.

bike tory posted:

You complete halfwit that's what dictate means.

freeedr posted:

You complete and utter imbecile. You wretched, stupid bastard. It says DICTATING. That means he was saying it. You lesser ape. Halfwit anencephalic sack of crayon-wax-filled invalid poo poo. You are halfway capable of understanding how to piss without getting any in your mouth. Take a 50,000,000 year break to crawl out of the sludge and evolve into a life form capable of abstract thought. God drat you. Just playing, I got your reference, well done

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Almost as good as a pun derail, the ridiculous over-the-top hate train:








Ah, we have fun here on these dead gay forums.

SplitSoul posted:

Apropos, Disneyland employees used to refer to their workplace as Mauswitz until management got involved, so they started using Duckau instead.

SplitSoul posted:

Apropos, Disneyland employees used to refer to their workplace as Mauswitz until management got involved, so they started using Duckau instead.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Almost as good as a pun derail, the ridiculous over-the-top hate train:


Ah, we have fun here on these dead gay forums.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Arguably more historically accurate

VanSandman posted:

I’ve seen this cartoon. It’s a nightmare he’s having. The duck is not a Nazi.

VanSandman posted:

I’ve seen this cartoon. It’s a nightmare he’s having. The duck is not a Nazi.

canyoneer posted:

There's some good gags in it too.
Like making coffee by dipping in a coffee bean on a string like a teabag, and then reusing the bean the next day.