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QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P


are we going to do the manic-depressive thing where this thread swings between wild hope and profound despair every time a tweet gets posted about an election

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.


Is it a D or R precinct

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

QuoProQuid posted:

are we going to do the manic-depressive thing where this thread swings between wild hope and profound despair every time a tweet gets posted about an election

Yes

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



QuoProQuid posted:

are we going to do the manic-depressive thing where this thread swings between wild hope and profound despair every time a tweet gets posted about an election

gently caress yes we are!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Glumslinger posted:

Sounds like we need to give that fridge a gun

"But we don't even know if that was an american fridge? You would want to give a non-american a gun to protect your children?!"

QuoProQuid posted:

are we going to do the manic-depressive thing where this thread swings between wild hope and profound despair every time a tweet gets posted about an election

Strap in.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Albinator posted:

Pages ago, but just across the hallway from my daughter. Seventh-grade reportage has the bullet penetrating a wall and hitting a history teacher's fridge; kids were in that classroom at the time.

This loving country.

So what you're saying is...more guns?

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

QuoProQuid posted:

are we going to do the manic-depressive thing where this thread swings between wild hope and profound despair every time a tweet gets posted about an election

More like every time The Needle updates, but yes

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Koalas March posted:

Land Before Time, Milo and Otis, and Homeward Bound where childhood staples but I watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit non-stop.

Please tell me no toons were harmed in the making of that movie. :(

toon tax:



Milo & Otis where they become dads and there are so many puppies and kittens is the best thing ever put on film.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

QuoProQuid posted:

are we going to do the manic-depressive thing where this thread swings between wild hope and profound despair every time a tweet gets posted about an election

There's a whole team of "Dems are bad" and "nothing matters" posters waiting for bad news to pounce.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



STAC Goat posted:

There's a whole team of "Dems are bad" and "nothing matters" posters waiting for bad news to pounce.

Why wait?

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
There's a treaty against that, right?

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
3 men were just arrested on gun charges, and considered suspects in the August 2017 bombing of a Minnesota mosque.

The eldest, Michael Hari, is a real winner. Former Sheriff's deputy. Convicted felon. Kidnapper. Author. White supremacist. Illegal alien. Subject of Dr Phil pieces. Most humorously, though, he's submitted a bid for a combination Trump Border Wall/Family Tourist Destination.

The best people, folks. Just the best.

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector
e: oops

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lycus posted:

There's a treaty against that, right?

Dunno, but this is finally the news we need to get History of the World Part 2 in production

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Albinator posted:

Pages ago, but just across the hallway from my daughter. Seventh-grade reportage has the bullet penetrating a wall and hitting a history teacher's fridge; kids were in that classroom at the time.

This loving country.

Obviously what we needed was a second teacher with a gun to return fire.

:911:

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Paracaidas posted:

3 men were just arrested on gun charges, and considered suspects in the August 2017 bombing of a Minnesota mosque.

The eldest, Michael Hari, is a real winner. Former Sheriff's deputy. Convicted felon. Kidnapper. Author. White supremacist. Illegal alien. Subject of Dr Phil pieces. Most humorously, though, he's submitted a bid for a combination Trump Border Wall/Family Tourist Destination.

The best people, folks. Just the best.

MS-13! Democrats protecting them! Sanctuary Cities! Build the Wall!

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


QuoProQuid posted:

are we going to do the manic-depressive thing where this thread swings between wild hope and profound despair every time a tweet gets posted about an election

and if the dem loses by a few points, there'll be the usual debate over how the democrats would have won with a full-blown socialist

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/973680131452567552

:laffo:

quote:

The audit is investigating a complaint by a security staff member who said he was asked to accompany the secretary to a Home Depot and carry furniture items into his home, according to two people familiar with the allegation who requested anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation.

malbogio
Jan 19, 2015

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Is it a D or R precinct

Per twitter replies it was R+30 in 2016. Low turnout in such a red precinct could be a good thing for Lamb.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
https://twitter.com/DavidLeopold/status/973138890696593408

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


Its really gotta suck if you're the corrupt cabinet member who gets in trouble for making your security help you carry a couch while everyone else is grifting their hearts out.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/Eliseswain/status/973627085100023808

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

QuoProQuid posted:

are we going to do the manic-depressive thing where this thread swings between wild hope and profound despair every time a tweet gets posted about an election

needle be praised

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Imagine being a government bigwig and decorating with poo poo from the depot.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002


i don't know how, but firing these people isn't enough, particularly Nielsen. they need to be criminally prosecuted or, at the very least, sued into bankruptcy. find a country that will prosecute them, shove them on a plane, drop them off there.

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

and if the dem loses by a few points, there'll be the usual debate over how the democrats would have won with a full-blown socialist
If the dem wins, it'll be taken as proof positive by the other half of the thread that the dems need not listen to anyone to the left of Chuck Schumer, ever again. I mean it's not like leftists have a monopoly on lovely posting in this forum.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Slugworth posted:

Imagine being a government bigwig and decorating with poo poo from the depot.

Ben Carson's going to be very confused when he gets up from his nap.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Paracaidas posted:

3 men were just arrested on gun charges, and considered suspects in the August 2017 bombing of a Minnesota mosque.

The eldest, Michael Hari, is a real winner. Former Sheriff's deputy. Convicted felon. Kidnapper. Author. White supremacist. Illegal alien. Subject of Dr Phil pieces. Most humorously, though, he's submitted a bid for a combination Trump Border Wall/Family Tourist Destination.

The best people, folks. Just the best.

http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2018-03-13/feds-charge-3-with-bombing-minnesota-mosque-attempted-bombing-champaign-clinic attempted abortion clinic bomber, too

Munkeymon fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Mar 13, 2018

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Omelas sucks.

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Generic American posted:

Okay seriously, this is getting ridiculous.
Well I'm glad even generic Americans are starting to notice

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Ague Proof posted:

Omelas sucks.

perhaps we should all walk away.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

i think mattis and chao might be the only members of trump’s cabinet who have avoided scandal or controversy

e: oh, forgot about sonny perdue who has apparently been alright

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



gently caress me that's my daughter's age. :smith: loving monsters

Albinator
Mar 31, 2010

Krispy Wafer posted:

So what you're saying is...more guns?

Next history project is "Defensive Structures through the Ages". With an additional unit on maintaining food supplies during sieges.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

STAC Goat posted:

Ben Carson's going to be very confused when he gets up from his nap.

I can't remember, was some department looking into this one or did it just get ignored?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Zil posted:

Perry shouldn't take it, it drops him two spots down the presidential succession ladder. You all laugh, but at the end of all this Perry will somehow be the only one not caught up in this and get to finish the term for Trump.

I have a theory that Energy Secretary is Perry's lifelong dream and every career move that he has made has slyly been setting up his current employment situation.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Lycus posted:

There's a treaty against that, right?

We literally have a space plane run by the military that's in orbit most of the time. It's probably not armed, but if it was and shot down a rogue satellite it'd be a ask forgiveness later instead of permission now kind of situation.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
Am I imagining Sanders saying some pro-tarriff stuff during the primary? I genuinely can't remember.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

evilweasel posted:

i don't know how, but firing these people isn't enough, particularly Nielsen. they need to be criminally prosecuted or, at the very least, sued into bankruptcy. find a country that will prosecute them, shove them on a plane, drop them off there.

I, predictably, wish to recommend Sri Lanka.

They've got a good few underemployed black and gray site staff since the end of the civil war. Heck, we could probably get a discount on their services by promising to help stonewall international investigations into their previous customer service.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

CubanMissile posted:

I can't remember, was some department looking into this one or did it just get ignored?

I think it was being "investigated" by the Ethics Committee but that's the same thing as "getting ignored" with the Republicans.

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