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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jiro posted:

God the art from Identity Crisis was just so loving terrible.

hey, it fits (because every other aspect of identity crisis was also terrible)

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Strong Guy is really off model here.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ghostlight posted:

Strong Guy is really off model here.

I don't know if this is a joke or not but that's Ma Kent.

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
ma kent was kidnapped and replaced with ed asner

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Supermanime.

good day for a bris
Feb 4, 2006

No, I don't want to play "Conversation Parade".

Kevin Palpatine posted:

ma kent was kidnapped and replaced with ed asner

“Hey Clark, do you wanna go see a bear ride a motorcycle?”
“DO I?!”

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Push El Burrito posted:

I don't know if this is a joke or not but that's Ma Kent.

No, it's clearly MARTHA!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Captain Marvel #6

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Good to see Brigitte doing some work that's not smashing people in the face.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Canemacar posted:

No, it's clearly MARTHA!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008



Please read Snagglepuss.

Cangelosi
Nov 17, 2004

"It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

Android Blues posted:



Please read Snagglepuss.

I see they're still staying close to canon by not having them wear pants.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Cangelosi posted:

I see they're still staying close to canon by not having them wear pants.

wow i didnt notice that little :master:

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
So Huckleberry Hound is supposed to be Faulkner?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Johnny Storm hates confederate monuments:


Fantastic Four #2

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Random Stranger posted:

Johnny Storm hates confederate monuments:


Fantastic Four #2

That's a Skrull, unfortunately.

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Skwirl posted:

That's a Skrull, unfortunately.

I know you meant the Human Torch was, but I can't help but laugh at the idea that the Skrulls would set up a long con where they bilk people out of money for statues by having someone transform into one and then get mysteriously destroyed right as it was unveiled.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Skwirl posted:

That's a Skrull, unfortunately.

Surely you're not implying that someone would fraudulently pass off an alien as a member of the Fantastic Four? Why that would be absurd! Especially in the second issue of their own comic.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Marble doesn't melt.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Lurdiak posted:

Marble doesn't melt.
Everything melts if you get it hot enough :science:

well okay some stuff sublimates

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lurdiak posted:

Marble doesn't melt.

Human Torch is a hero, he's exposing a fraudulent statue manufacturer embezzling marble funds.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Marble is mostly calcite and dolomite, which have melting points of 1339 C and 2800 C, respectively. For reference, steel melts at 1427 C.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Endless Mike posted:

Marble is mostly calcite and dolomite, which have melting points of 1339 C and 2800 C, respectively. For reference, steel melts at 1427 C.

So....The Human Torch burns hotter than Jet fuel?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



bunnyofdoom posted:

So....The Human Torch burns hotter than Jet fuel?
Of course!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Endless Mike posted:

Marble is mostly calcite and dolomite, which have melting points of 1339 C and 2800 C, respectively. For reference, steel melts at 1427 C.
Steel is mostly iron and copper though, which have melting points of 1538 C and 1085 C respectively.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
The point is, he melted the people at that unveiling long before he melted the statue.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



bunnyofdoom posted:

So....The Human Torch burns hotter than Jet fuel?

That's explicitly canon, not just weird comic nerd canon.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Johnny Storm did 9/11 :911:

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Johnny Storm made Dr. Doom cry?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Ghostlight posted:

Steel is mostly iron and copper though, which have melting points of 1538 C and 1085 C respectively.
Steel is mostly iron with additional materials comprising a few percent of the alloy. (Admittedly, the steel melting point I picked was just what Google gave me, so it's probably standard carbon steel.) I don't think it's possible to get a melting point higher than the highest component of an alloy, but there's probably some weird thing that will do it. Though I don't think marble is alloyed, so that doesn't really matter.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Calcium carbonate decomposes if you heat it over ~1100 K. It turns into quicklime and will gently caress you up if you're not careful.

Don't know what that would look like.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

goatface posted:

Calcium carbonate decomposes if you heat it over ~1100 K. It turns into quicklime and will gently caress you up if you're not careful.

Don't know what that would look like.

Real loving boring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPgmdzmLY3g

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

goatface posted:

Calcium carbonate decomposes if you heat it over ~1100 K. It turns into quicklime and will gently caress you up if you're not careful.

Don't know what that would look like.

If you heat anything up over 1100 K, I'm pretty sure it would gently caress me up.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Elfface posted:

The point is, he melted the people at that unveiling long before he melted the statue.

Yeah, if he is burning hot enough to melt the marble by just passing near it for a few seconds there wouldn't be any witnesses left.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



He actually melts the marble by throwing a low velocity thermal grenade at it
:goonsay:

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Ghostlight posted:

He actually melts the marble by throwing a low velocity thermal grenade at it
:goonsay:

we need a :noprize:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I don't know how it took nearly thirty years for someone to get to this joke.


Thunderbolts #162

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Random Stranger posted:

I don't know how it took nearly thirty years for someone to get to this joke.


Thunderbolts #162

I believe that's been known for a long time. I remember Priest making a joke about GSMT vs. Black Goliath.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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They also do it in the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Random Stranger posted:

I don't know how it took nearly thirty years for someone to get to this joke.


Thunderbolts #162

Why is she shouting a description of me, when there's a kaiju sized swamp creature there instead.

squints and rereads

OH, it says "Giant", not "Tiny". Carry on.

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