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Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

What. NO.

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Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

That seems like it should be a problem.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Fallom posted:

That was the first class I had where the professor said I sucked and maybe I should try harder

Then I guess it was the Diff faculty that got to you.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Ague Proof posted:

The Floorshitter is offering $1000 "for anyone who finds a non-citizen (or felon) who voted in #PA18."

There are at least six conservatives I would call Floorshitter on a daily basis, who said this?

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Faustian Bargain posted:

B-b-b-b-but look at all that red!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Phyein posted:

Didn't Franken win only after a recount by a similar amount?

look they rejected the ballot for lizard people and it got people really mad

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Nucleic Acids posted:

That seems like it should be a problem.

Apparently the party qualified for the ballot only recently and they didn't have time to get people registered, so they blasted out an email asking anyone who agree with their party's principles to register by the deadline and then let them know who made it in. Six people filed to run as Green including that GOP fucker. I'd presume there's a bona fide green in that pile somewhere, and the party gets a chance to sift their their options for their no-hope spoiler candidate.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

RZApublican posted:

There are at least six conservatives I would call Floorshitter on a daily basis, who said this?

Chuck Johnson.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/973735466863296512

This summer is going to be wild.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
If the Democrats manage to take Congress in the fall, one of their first priorities should be removing immigration enforcement from the executive branch.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I'd love to see a map of CDs that are bluer than PA18. Let trump hang that poo poo up in the WH.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Nothus posted:

If the Democrats manage to take Congress in the fall, one of their first priorities should be removing immigration enforcement from the executive branch.

Pretty sure that type of thing also requires the Senate, which will stay under Republican control for at least a couple more years.

Caros
May 14, 2008

Nothus posted:

If the Democrats manage to take Congress in the fall, one of their first priorities should be removing immigration enforcement from the executive branch.

Yeah, because that wouldn't get vetoed.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

thats enough excitement for me tonight. I expect to wake up tomorrow to read that all the absentees are in and Lamb's final election night margin is at around +400 or so like we expect. A 400 vote margin out of 100k, though extremely close, is also extremely unlikely to be overturned in a recount since we're probably not talking about exotic easily-spoiled ballots like we had in Bush v Gore. 0.4% should be a solid lead in a recount.

SoggyBobcat
Oct 2, 2013

SirPablo posted:

I'd love to see a map of CDs that are bluer than PA18. Let trump hang that poo poo up in the WH.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006


You could try. The Rockies and the Mississippi are going to be an issue with the straight line plan.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

quote:

I think Tillerson was sent to Kenya and when they showed him BOs birth certificate and proof that BOs is from Kenya he refused to be the one to bring this to light and pretended to get sick and cut the trip short. Trump had no choose but to replace him with someone who has balls to get the job done.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Hawking was a good man.

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/973777816612372480

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
haha at pa-18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX1530GNc6U

Arglebargle III posted:

You could try. The Rockies and the Mississippi are going to be an issue with the straight line plan.

also massively inconveniencing yourself to take extreme detours around major metros since you can't travel without passing through a blue area

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/973777936359854080
https://twitter.com/BorisEP/status/973748036965949440

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Chadderbox posted:

Here, with a better link. I wasn't sure whether or not it was true since Daily Mail.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/mar/14/stephen-hawking-professor-dies-aged-76

He survived ALS for 50+ years. That in itself would be amazing. That he was one of the best scientists of the 20th century while in such poor health is incredible.

If you haven't read his Briefer History of Time, go do it. Great primer in basic cosmology and modern physics.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Lamb is giving his speech

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Hey, who says he didn't already?

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

GOP TALKING POINT: Well, the house burned down, but we can still live in the outhouse.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

So when the gently caress do we hear about PA-18 results? Because I wanna go to bed.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
https://mobile.twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/973781393372311552
https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/973781768519258112

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

R+11/T+20, just flipped blue.


Ain't no thang.

Caros
May 14, 2008


So beautiful.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana with some extremely resilient gerrymanders.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

enraged_camel posted:

So when the gently caress do we hear about PA-18 results? Because I wanna go to bed.
Not until the morning because red counties are lazy, go to bed now. (But we probably won.)

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

nine-gear crow posted:

Hey, who says he didn't already?



Back when the Needle had Saccone at 62%, Posobiec tweeted then quickly deleted "sacconeistoast.gif."

Caros
May 14, 2008


He's probably right, tbh. Chances for Saccone are pretty much nil outside a complete fuckup somewhere in the count. If he loses, it is going to be on the recount, so claiming victory seems fair.

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
Epshteyn is literally, not figuratively, a russian agent.

They really do own the GOP, don't they?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

enraged_camel posted:

So when the gently caress do we hear about PA-18 results? Because I wanna go to bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl9DwNOonOA

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Lamb: My grandfather was a Democrat. He believed in FDR.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

enraged_camel posted:

So when the gently caress do we hear about PA-18 results? Because I wanna go to bed.
You won't get officially certified results tonight, but Lamb almost certainly won, unless some election worker finds a car full of votes somewhere.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ague Proof posted:

Lamb: My grandfather was a Democrat. He believed in FDR.

My grandfather didn't believe in FDR. He believed he was really 4 possums in a suit.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind


Somebody print out this map and deliver it to Trump.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

What exactly does that map represent? Districts dems have currently flipped/won?

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/973784719065219072

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