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The fish character is from South America right? And this is the third movie Del Torro has done with a fish character? I think self-insert fetish porn just won Best Picture.
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Also, like most movies, it would have been better without the opening and (particularly) closing voiceover. Shut up, I get it.
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Mar 14, 2018 03:54
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numberoneposter posted:its way better not seeing any of these movies and just imagining all this crap yall have mentioned lol  in my mind Shape of Water will forever be a montage of a chick loving a fish and Michael Shannon throwing rotting fingers at people set to Pour Some Suger on Me by Def Leppard
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Mar 14, 2018 04:25
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Do you like fishsticks? Then you a gay fish
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGWPorwkYg
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Mar 14, 2018 04:27
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I understand the love for florida project even less than the fish movie. Nothing happens except child protective services trying to do their jobs and then the kids run away and set poo poo on fire because their parents can't be bothered to supervise them. Just because it makes a valid social point that poverty is hard doesn't make it a good movie. There needs to be more to it than something that makes people say "hmm yes".
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Mar 14, 2018 07:40
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yeah I eat rear end posted:There needs to be more to it than something that makes people say "hmm yes". For Oscars? Not really, that’s all they want
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Mar 14, 2018 07:51
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I don’t own a tv. But seriously don’t go to movies.
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Mar 14, 2018 07:52
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Burt Sexual posted:I don’t own a tv. Bossy-rear end bitch I'll overpay to watch what I want telling me what I shouldn't do, the gently caress outta here
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this was years ago in undergrad class upper level history seminar but i mentioned a pretty popularly well know scene in a TV show and the prof said "i dont own a TV"  like as an interjectionand i said without missing a beat in my paragraph, "but you are aware of the invention." and then continued. the class laughed, he laughed too and i kept on going with what i had to say
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The Dennis System posted:False dichotomy, bro. Please don't mock my false dick bro, I lost the real one in a tragic fish sex accident.
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Burt Sexual posted:
Agreed. Do watch TV though.
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Fair play to fishman for being a fishman but still getting to shag
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numberoneposter posted:this was years ago in undergrad class upper level history seminar but i mentioned a pretty popularly well know scene in a TV show and the prof said "i dont own a TV" Ah yeah the rare everyone-stood-up-and-clapped post spotted out in the wild.....
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I have never heard the phrase "without missing a beat" in a realistic/non-embellished story in my life.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I have never heard the phrase "without missing a beat" in a realistic/non-embellished story in my life. And without missing a beat, the fishman went straight from my anus to my mouth. Checkmate, bitch.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I understand the love for florida project even less than the fish movie. Nothing happens except child protective services trying to do their jobs and then the kids run away and set poo poo on fire because their parents can't be bothered to supervise them. Just because it makes a valid social point that poverty is hard doesn't make it a good movie. There needs to be more to it than something that makes people say "hmm yes". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EM4BvfOEJQ
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I have never heard the phrase "without missing a beat" in a realistic/non-embellished story in my life. I went to the symphony and the orchestra played without missing a beat.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I understand the love for florida project even less than the fish movie. Nothing happens except child protective services trying to do their jobs and then the kids run away and set poo poo on fire because their parents can't be bothered to supervise them. Just because it makes a valid social point that poverty is hard doesn't make it a good movie. There needs to be more to it than something that makes people say "hmm yes". IIRC, that was basically Truffaut’s reaction to Pather Panchali when he reviewed it for Cahiers.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I have never heard the phrase "without missing a beat" in a realistic/non-embellished story in my life. like you have never heard the guy who says "i down own a tv" in real life when you mention something that happened on TVits all a big ruse for such a CRAZY story lol
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numberoneposter posted:yeah you guys got me i made it up, its such an outrageous story Hey I believe you buddy  I actually had a “everyone laughed, stood up and clapped” moment in high school (in a full auditorium no less) but I never tell it because it’s so stupid and unbelievable (just like high schoolers)
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Mar 14, 2018 17:28
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Apparently she likes fishsticks
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ditty bout my clitty posted:Apparently she likes fishsticks I like fish sticks on lent. Gay4Fish
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Egbert Souse posted:IIRC, that was basically Truffaut’s reaction to Pather Panchali when he reviewed it for Cahiers. I have no idea what any of these things are
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slammin salmon
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I have no idea what any of these things are 
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A Fancy Hat posted:As we were walking out there was a really old couple in front of us and the old lady said "I'm glad they had sex. Her and the fishman" and she pronounced fishman like fish-MUN. It was awesome and just made the movie even better.
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Mar 14, 2018 21:19
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Shape of Water is just all those animal bridegroom folktales coming full circle.
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Mar 14, 2018 22:06
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Fishman better watch out for Luca Brasi.
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At least the woman wasn’t married. Getting cucked by a fish monster would be the ultimate humiliation.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I have no idea what any of these things are Francois Truffaut, before becoming a film director, was a writer for Cahiers du Cinema, the leading film magazine of France. Him, along with Godard were basically movie critics and did reviews of films. Pather Panchali was the first film of Indian filmmaker Satyajit Ray. Truffaut's review for Cahiers was negative and one of his comments was "I don't want to see a movie about peasants eating with their hands" (He did retract that later and apologized, though)
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I like the giant water penis in The Abyss. That poo poo is p cool.
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Egbert Souse posted:Francois Truffaut, before becoming a film director, was a writer for Cahiers du Cinema, the leading film magazine of France. Him, along with Godard were basically movie critics and did reviews of films. Pather Panchali was the first film of Indian filmmaker Satyajit Ray. Truffaut's review for Cahiers was negative and one of his comments was "I don't want to see a movie about peasants eating with their hands" (He did retract that later and apologized, though) Bollywood definitely took his advice to heart 
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numberoneposter posted:found it An executive at an “adult novelty” company is probably going to see this.
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Three-Phase posted:An executive at an “adult novelty” company is probably going to see this. Pounded in the rear end by sexy cod.
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Lady just wants a cod rod in her clam jam, and at the end of the day, isn't that what every lady subconsciously yearns for
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Three-Phase posted:An executive at an “adult novelty” company is probably going to see this. ROWDY TROUT
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much like water the fish fills its container
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Class Warcraft posted:
That would be an excellent music video. Award winning.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I have no idea what any of these things are 
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