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Space Camp fuckup posted:Time traveler goon: in the future does everyone use Fahrenheit or Celsius? Solice Kirsk posted:I need to know this answer right goddamned now! Kelvin. 
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nashona posted:Kelvin. I remember when his parents left him at home and he had to defend it against two bumbling burglars.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I remember when his parents left him at home and he had to defend it against two bumbling burglars. They cut the WTC from the second movie but keep Trump. SAD! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQAsDOU23yQ Caganer fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Mar 14, 2018 |
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Mar 14, 2018 06:25
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What if the time machine was on a treadmill? And had a parachute?
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Mar 14, 2018 08:04
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Kinda crazy we were discussing relativity when Steven Hawking died
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Mar 14, 2018 08:05
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I just hope this thread isn’t found responsible.
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Mar 14, 2018 08:25
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I think it'd be funnier if you traveled through time and your machine was able to track the earth and when you arrived you just drowned in the ocean. Or what if you were on an airplane? Would you just appear 50,000 feet in the air? You're in a building that doesn't exist in the past and you go back to like 1000 CE?
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Mar 14, 2018 10:04
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What happens if you travel so far back or forward that the continents have moved and you fall into the sea?
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Mar 14, 2018 10:12
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Y'all killed Stephen Hawking. Way to go.
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Mar 14, 2018 10:23
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I see here, that
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Mar 14, 2018 11:54
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If I was going to make a fake time traveling confession, I wouldn't have just copied a lovely movie plot. (The Time Traveler's Wife) Shame on you.
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Mar 14, 2018 13:33
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:What happens if you travel so far back or forward that the continents have moved and you fall into the sea? Then I guess your time travel machine would be.....all washed up!
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Mar 14, 2018 13:59
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GBS: Home of xenForo 2.0 › Anonymous Confessions: get therapy, don't gently caress your therapist, and cover your junk when you rip through time and space. The confessor said s/he travels mostly to the future, so the pseudo-scientific reasoning for it could be some future Earth wizard forgot a decimal in his or her time travel code and the confessor is bearing the brunt of it. It is also possible, according to the confession's hosed up logic, that the confessor is a future Earth wizard with amnesia who got stuck in the past and is trying to find his or her home time. Godspeed, confessor. May you find your point in time and your travels be over soon.
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Mar 14, 2018 14:00
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Ziggy says that's unlikely.
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In my experience, space wizards are too busy summoning guns and making people explode by poking them.
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Mar 14, 2018 14:14
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wine travelling in your wine machine
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Mar 14, 2018 14:29
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fins posted:Y'all killed Stephen Hawking. Way to go. Whhops. Lets change the topic to comb-overs and paying hush money to porn stars.
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jimmyjams posted:wine travelling Large quantities of alcohol definitely carry me several hours into the future... naked.
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Mar 14, 2018 14:41
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I made a device where you stick in some meat and it comes out an hour later perfectly seasoned I call it... heh heh, I call it my, pffft, my THYME machine, get it????? hahahahaha
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Mar 14, 2018 15:24
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quote:I hit a kid with my car and ran away like a coward. I was drunk and this would have been my third DUI, so I had to leave. The kid wasn’t hurt bad - I saw him moving as I pulled away. And it was dark, what loving kid is out at 9 pm on a Wednesday? "I know in my heart I did the right thing," says a guy who hit a child with a car and drove off without getting him medical attention it's ok I left him like $25 quote:I’ve become obsessed with my brother’s girlfriend. Realistically I know this is awful - I’m far too old for crushes like this and I don’t want to ruin my brothers life by stealing his girlfriend. I don't think this one is real but if it is this should probably be your wakeup call to get out of the loving house and talk to some people Like all the stuff you listed in your third paragraph would be great to get into, but step #1 is just, like, go talk to people somehow. Find a reason or an excuse.
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Mar 14, 2018 15:30
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Hit and Run goon: the kid's gonna haunt you when he dies just like the homeless hitchhiker did to that woman in Creepshow 2.
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Mar 14, 2018 15:45
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Hit and Run goon is an amazing fesh. Somehow stopping to drop some money by his writhing body is worse than driving off unaware of the suffering you've caused. One is a fully conscious decision, the other is a fight or flight reaction (but still completely lovely). Also lol @ "unfair jail time".
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Mar 14, 2018 16:08
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meh, its a low effort fakepost, which is more than I can say for the rest of your miscreants!
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Mar 14, 2018 16:18
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"Stealing his girlfriend"? Dude what is wrong with you, that's a child. Even if you claim to know it's awful and messed up the fact that you're talking about her like she's an actual romantic prospect for you indicates that you need to change your outlook significantly.
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Mar 14, 2018 16:37
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Atlas Hugged posted:Large quantities of alcohol definitely carry me several hours into the future... naked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYOoWCv_PYE
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Mar 14, 2018 16:45
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loquacius posted:"I know in my heart I did the right thing," says a guy who hit a child with a car and drove off without getting him medical attention he could have easily called 911 from a payphone, loving dick
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Mar 14, 2018 16:46
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loquacius posted:I don't think this one is real but if it is this should probably be your wakeup call to get out of the loving house and talk to some people My dude, have you tried playing an MMO for some human interaction?
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Mar 14, 2018 16:59
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What state of mind is the 27 year old goon in that he finds a 13 year old smart and funny? I am a little older than the confessor and I find that most people in their early 20s are still too young and stupid.
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Mar 14, 2018 17:21
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I Brake For MILFs posted:What state of mind is the 27 year old goon in that he finds a 13 year old smart and funny? I am a little older than the confessor and I find that most people in their early 20s are still too young and stupid. Yes, but as your username indicates, you clearly have a more mature palate.
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Mar 14, 2018 17:24
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It’s a fake confession stop getting all worked up! Think of your blood pressure!
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Mar 14, 2018 17:25
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I Brake For MILFs posted:What state of mind is the 27 year old goon in that he finds a 13 year old smart and funny? I am a little older than the confessor and I find that most people in their early 20s are still too young and stupid. "well she wants to sleep with me, which is an extremely logical decision since i have studied clitoral diagrams and years of dan savage podcasts" 
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Mar 14, 2018 17:29
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Caganer posted:"well she wants to sleep with me, which is an extremely logical decision since i have studied clitoral diagrams and years of dan savage podcasts" Hold the phone, you've got clitoral diagrams (asking for a friend)?
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Mar 14, 2018 17:58
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I Brake For MILFs posted:What state of mind is the 27 year old goon in that he finds a 13 year old smart and funny? I am a little older than the confessor and I find that most people in their early 20s are still too young and stupid. It's Aatrek obviously
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Durzel posted:Hit and Run goon is an amazing fesh. Somehow stopping to drop some money by his writhing body is worse than driving off unaware of the suffering you've caused. One is a fully conscious decision, the other is a fight or flight reaction (but still completely lovely). Also lol @ "unfair jail time". Leans out window, sees leg twitching. Fishes out wallet and tosses out a few twenties out the open window for the kid's inconvenience. Roars off into the night.
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Mar 14, 2018 18:22
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Theophany posted:My dude, have you tried playing an MMO for some human interaction? I mean "I'm a thirty-something with no friends living in a nowhere town and I'm lonely" isn't exactly the same use-case as "I'm a twenty-something who has not spoken to an adult woman in so long that my tween brother's girlfriend is looking pretty good to me" but I fully accept taking a little poo poo for that take, sure
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loquacius posted:I mean "I'm a thirty-something with no friends living in a nowhere town and I'm lonely" isn't exactly the same use-case as "I'm a twenty-something who has not spoken to an adult woman in so long that my tween brother's girlfriend is looking pretty good to me" but I fully accept taking a little poo poo for that take, sure you could try going back in time to prevent making the post but you'd probably just end up floating in space somewhere 
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runupon cracker posted:you could try going back in time to prevent making the post but you'd probably just end up floating in space somewhere  it's too bad
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runupon cracker posted:you could try going back in time to prevent making the post but you'd probably just end up floating in space somewhere 
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loquacius posted:I mean "I'm a thirty-something with no friends living in a nowhere town and I'm lonely" isn't exactly the same use-case as "I'm a twenty-something who has not spoken to an adult woman in so long that my tween brother's girlfriend is looking pretty good to me" but I fully accept taking a little poo poo for that take, sure You're right, but I'd argue that this screams "twenty-something who has not spoken to an adult woman in so long that my tween brother's girlfriend is looking pretty good to me." If you'd jumped forward in time just a little bit more, your advice would've been spot on!
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Late to the time travel party, but if you are keeping track of your position using some sort of homing beacon and need to backward in time further than the beacon has existed, it’s easy. Just take the beacon with you.
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