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Schrodinger's web shooters.
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These dummies definitely aren't from Florida. Any Floridian will tell you a gator's jaws are designed to close really powerfully, but not open. You just need to goatface posted:Just web the loving jaws shut already.
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Mar 13, 2018 01:11
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This entire goddamn fight is a Looney Toones cartoon and it's loving amazing
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Mar 13, 2018 01:25
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Jonah's plan to stop the gator is to jam his hands into its mouth.
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Mar 13, 2018 01:41
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Spider-Man is determined to come up with more and more elaborate ways to murder reptiles
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Mar 13, 2018 01:53
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he's making his own fun during this bad situation. if that means using a tree as a springboard to launch alligators, so be it
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Mar 13, 2018 02:02
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Manatee Cannon posted:he's making his own fun during this bad situation. if that means using a tree as a springboard to launch alligators, so be it Hey the alligator is asking for it. Just look at how stoked it is.
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Mar 13, 2018 05:08
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goatface posted:Just web the loving jaws shut already. "My web shooters are broken, smart guy!" complains Spidey as he swings from tree to tree by his webs.
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Mar 13, 2018 07:35
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The next arc is going to involve JJJ taking the heat for murdering a bunch of endangered alligators.
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Mar 13, 2018 09:18
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I'm ready for one more month of gator fightin
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Mar 13, 2018 09:53
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I can't for the life of me find it right now, but I remember reading a jokey comic book pitch for a Batman story and one of the directions was something like "Batman wrestles with an alligator for 13 pages" and this is exactly what NSM is doing right now but completely earnest
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Mar 13, 2018 10:31
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You know sometimes I worry the strip can't ever live up to the glory of Peter being tricked by his space-son into murdering Ronan, dismembering him and stuffing his corpse into a rocketship... then we get multiple strips of Spidey playing baseball with nothing but gators for bats and balls and I realize we live in a golden age.
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Mar 13, 2018 10:59
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mind the walrus posted:The next arc is going to involve JJJ taking the heat for murdering a bunch of endangered alligators. He'll claim that Spider-Man is a menace who kills endangered reptiles for fun. And he'll be absolutely right.
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Mar 13, 2018 16:14
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:I'd be down to edit a bunch of strips to have blank word bubbles. How many would you need? A double sided 8.5 by 11 printout’s worth, ideally with background colors edited out as well. I can finalize and do arrangements and we can put this up somewhere as ‘Storytelling with Spider-Man: Write captions and fill in the plot!’. I know students stuck taking tests will appreciate it at the end f the day.
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Mar 13, 2018 17:40
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 Actually we're just saving ourselves.
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Mar 14, 2018 02:34
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And thanks to the colorist, Bruce has that log shoved in his pants even without editing.
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Mar 14, 2018 03:01
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Bruce came to the swamp to die and is pissed that they're not allowing it.
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Mar 14, 2018 03:06
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If the cure for being cured of the hulk is being angry I'm done.
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Mar 14, 2018 03:10
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uPen posted:If the cure for being cured of the hulk is being angry I'm done. Buckle up and sit down, we all know you’re there’s no getting off the stupid train.
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This is it Spider-Blood Hulk Oh God, what is it going to be, I can't wait
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Mar 14, 2018 03:29
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uPen posted:If the cure for being cured of the hulk is being angry I'm done. Haha, if the only thing Peter's Spidey-blood gave him was the ability to be more scared than angry I'll fall in love with this strip all over again
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Mar 14, 2018 03:40
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Bruceski posted:And thanks to the colorist, Bruce has that log shoved in his pants even without editing.
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Mar 14, 2018 03:52
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Bruceski posted:And thanks to the colorist, Bruce has that log shoved in his pants even without editing. As someone said in the last thread, Newspaper Spider-Man is an edit of itself.
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Mar 14, 2018 03:53
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SilverSupernova posted:He'll claim that Spider-Man is a menace who kills endangered reptiles for fun.
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Mar 14, 2018 10:09
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Spidey looks like he's trying to use a massive paintbrush.
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Mar 14, 2018 10:19
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nsm should smack jjj's with another jjj.
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Mar 14, 2018 10:25
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:nsm should smack jjj's with another jjj. Yes, I want to see Newspaper Clone Saga. Or Jonahverse.
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Mar 14, 2018 10:45
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Samovar posted:Spidey looks like he's trying to use a massive paintbrush.
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Mar 14, 2018 13:06
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I admit I would be pretty mad too if my hair dye started leaking into my eye in the middle of a fight, like in the third panel. That, or having Spidey blood in him now causes his skin to turn brown instead of green.
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Mar 14, 2018 13:14
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HULK NOT DYE HAIR! HULK HAIR NATURALLY BLACK WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS! TAKE BACK OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATION OR HULK STUFF ALLIGATOR WHERE SUN DON'T SHINE!
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Mar 14, 2018 14:11
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davidspackage posted:HULK NOT DYE HAIR! HULK HAIR NATURALLY BLACK WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS! TAKE BACK OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATION OR HULK STUFF ALLIGATOR WHERE SUN DON'T SHINE! He's going to throw it at Oregon instead of Jersey?
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Mar 14, 2018 17:28
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davidspackage posted:OR HULK STUFF ALLIGATOR WHERE SUN DON'T SHINE! This is animal cruelty, alligators are ectotherms.
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Mar 14, 2018 17:39
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 "Open him up and take out my blood? What a great idea!"
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Mar 14, 2018 22:53
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Newspaper Savage Banner. Never thought I'd see it.
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Mar 14, 2018 23:03
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Why is JJ whispering to Spiderman while checking out Bruce's rear end? You guys see it too, right?
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Mar 14, 2018 23:05
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Bruceski posted:Why is JJ whispering to Spiderman while checking out Bruce's rear end? You guys see it too, right? What happens in the swamp, stays in the swamp. Which coincidentally is how those two businessmen were hoping to get away with the murder.
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Push El Burrito posted:Newspaper Savage Banner. Never thought I'd see it. "If we get some of my DNA mixed in him, it'll counteract YOUR menacing bloodstream and the result will make him revert to The Hulk! But we don't have syringes, the only way is for me to seduce him. Lemme call Peter Parker, an egghead like him knows how to get this fine piece of nerd rear end ready."
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Mar 14, 2018 23:44
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Jerusalem posted:What happens in the swamp, stays in the swamp. Newspaper Deliverance
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Bruceski posted:Why is JJ whispering to Spiderman while checking out Bruce's rear end? You guys see it too, right?
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Jonah and Spidey working as a team just brings a smile to my face. The fact that it's to fight alligators and harass a half naked man is just icing.
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