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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Away all Goats posted:

You'd think she'd realize it after the dog started barking

Yeah, I don't think the seatbelt sign is quite that Draconian.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Crosspost:
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/973646996220403712?s=19

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

Ein cooler Typ posted:

She didn't know the dog was in the bag

You have to notify the airline you're carrying on an animal and United charges an additional fee for doing so. They have all of this information on the manifest and there's no reason they shouldn't have known there was a dog from that alone. And in barking and presumably the passenger saying "but my dog is in there" and welp.

See the picture of the dog ruined my day as well :(

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Raldikuk posted:


See the picture of the dog ruined my day as well :(

Yeah I know it’s the Post but that was a really sad thing to open and see immediately.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I’d do it.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Has anyone written an article about why United is so uniquely terrible?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

She didn't know the dog was in the bag

It was in an airline-approved soft-sided pet carrier. It wasn't just a dog in a duffel bag or something.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

SpacePig posted:

It was in an airline-approved soft-sided pet carrier. It wasn't just a dog in a duffel bag or something.

Also passengers reported hearing barking while the dog was up there. I doubt the attendant did not hear that as well.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Imagine someone lying to cover their mistake. Crazy!

Good Parmesan
Nov 30, 2007

I TAKE PHOTOS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN IN PLANET FITNESS

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Picnic Princess posted:

Imagine someone lying to cover their mistake. Crazy!

It's not the lie. It's being so bad about it. Apparently the attendants also get lists of who has pets since there's a surcharge. So, there's literally no way the attendant couldn't have known about the dog, yet that's the lie they went with?

Would have been better going "I was never trained on proper pet travelling procedure, I thought it would have been fine."

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Peanut butter flavored?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Someone at snapchat approved this ad:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alhazred posted:

Someone at snapchat approved this ad:


:randpop:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Alhazred posted:

Someone at snapchat approved this ad:


por que no los dos

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Hell, why not both.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

poptart_fairy posted:

Hell, why not both.

itt poptart fairy reveals he wants to beat women

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Aren’t impossible choices supposed to be things where either option sucks?

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Slime posted:

itt poptart fairy reveals he wants to beat women

Chris Brown's a girl?

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

poptart_fairy posted:

Chris Brown's a girl?

do you not know what the word both means

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Chris Brown's a hermaphrodite?!

I am way out of sync.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

poptart_fairy posted:

I am way out of sync.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
for the people who either don't know or are idiots/assholes like poptart_fairy, the ad is lovely because rihanna was famously beaten bloody by chris brown in one of the highest profile domestic abuse incidents in recent years

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
It is possible to think of Rihanna as silly for courting controversy with photoshoots on religious grounds, while also thinking this campaign is dumb, and that Chris Brown is a piece of poo poo woman beater.

Thank you for allowing three thoughts at once.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I bet after killing a pet, United will be extra caref-

United Airlines mistakenly flies Kansas-bound German shepherd to Japan

:sigh:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

"Mistakenly." That dog just wants some anime.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Waffleman_ posted:

"Mistakenly." That dog just wants some anime.

He's going to the cat cafe.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/commietantric/status/973884495232421888?s=19

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Make rent, $5 at a time!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




poptart_fairy posted:

It is possible to think of Rihanna as silly for courting controversy with photoshoots on religious grounds, while also thinking this campaign is dumb, and that Chris Brown is a piece of poo poo woman beater.

Thank you for allowing three thoughts at once.

How many slaps do you think she deserves for the blasphemous act of "posing suggestively"?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Would it be legally defensible to vandalize that ad?

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Alhazred posted:

How many slaps do you think she deserves for the blasphemous act of "posing suggestively"?

As many as her bottom could stand. She can always use the safe word to make it stop. :wink:

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Alhazred posted:

How many slaps do you think she deserves for the blasphemous act of "posing suggestively"?

None at all. A dope slap for doing so on religious sites wouldn't be unwarranted though, I think.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Slime posted:

itt poptart fairy reveals he wants to beat women

For being blasphemous.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007


My initial thought was that maybe this was a good fake, but no, in looking more into Fiverr I'm more convinced this is real.

Found a post from Fiverr's blog using that same photo: Gig Economy News: Year of Do

An excerpt:

quote:

Our thoughts and attitude can have a major impact on reality, it’s almost unbelievable what we can achieve when we get ourselves in the right frame of mind. In fact, your mind can not only power your work, it can also take you away and help you escape when you need it most. If you feel like you’re desperate for a vacation and only a break can help you move forward, then this article on how to trick yourself into feeling like you’re refreshed and renewed and back from a trip all the time is necessary reading.

EDIT:

Looks like that's not the only poster!

https://twitter.com/b_cavello/status/839876313473150976

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/10/people-are-not-pleased-with-fiverrs-deeply-depressing-advert-6500359/

Doggles has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Mar 15, 2018

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

poptart_fairy posted:

It is possible to think of Rihanna as silly for courting controversy with photoshoots on religious grounds, while also thinking this campaign is dumb, and that Chris Brown is a piece of poo poo woman beater.

Thank you for allowing three thoughts at once.

Photoshoots = just as bad as viciously beating a woman into the hospital.

Gotcha.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Photoshoots = just as bad as viciously beating a woman into the hospital.

Gotcha.

It's you that said this, friend, not me. Several things can be bad at once, with varying degrees of badness.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


poptart_fairy posted:

It's you that said this, friend, not me. Several things can be bad at once, with varying degrees of badness.

The context of this whole thing is an ad that draws an equivalence between those two

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
The ad is dumb as poo poo as I've already said.

Pretty loving funny people on several month absences from the thread are feigning offense at one comment about it though, rather than the identical one below.

Krispy Wafer posted:

Aren’t impossible choices supposed to be things where either option sucks?

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QZgH1eP2o

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