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canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHMhsD8OFCs
What happens when two running helicopters touch blades on the ground?

# ? Mar 15, 2018 05:41

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# ? May 26, 2024 20:56

incoherent light: Aug 15, 2014

canyoneer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHMhsD8OFCs
What happens when two running helicopters touch blades on the ground?

maybe if they hadn't towed the helicopter into that giant zone marked "DANGER"

# ? Mar 15, 2018 06:53

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

canyoneer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHMhsD8OFCs
What happens when two running helicopters touch blades on the ground?

Everything you need to see happens in the first ten seconds, why is this video five and a half minutes long?

e: bada bing, bada boom

https://i.imgur.com/t228xIu.mp4

# ? Mar 15, 2018 07:02

incoherent light: Aug 15, 2014

Ziv Zulander posted:

Everything you need to see happens in the first ten seconds, why is this video five and a half minutes long?

to my my joke work better

# ? Mar 15, 2018 07:03

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

DandyLion posted:

How the gently caress has Trump not appointed these folks to a cabinet position yet?

They are poor. Poors are inferior. Only rich people have goodbrains.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 07:06

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

One last thing about the hillbilly nazis:

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/974091876897705984

# ? Mar 15, 2018 08:06

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

It can't stop here! Can't they have some other thing on this pile of embarrassment?

# ? Mar 15, 2018 08:30

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

It can't stop here! Can't they have some other thing on this pile of embarrassment?

also his pants split and it turns out he was wearing a diaper with care bears on it

# ? Mar 15, 2018 08:40

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I choose to believe you.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 08:43

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Ziv Zulander posted:

Everything you need to see happens in the first ten seconds, why is this video five and a half minutes long?

e: bada bing, bada boom

https://i.imgur.com/t228xIu.mp4

That guy was so close to dying.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 09:07

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

Forget about the dude, both the pilot and co-pilot are in the idling chopper that gets hit. If you watch the full video they both climb out of the ruined cockpit looking no worse for wear.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 09:28

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gschmidl posted:

One last thing about the hillbilly nazis:

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/974091876897705984

lmao being this cucked and fat

# ? Mar 15, 2018 10:52

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

It can't stop here! Can't they have some other thing on this pile of embarrassment?

It's only been a couple days. Like a butterfly, this story needs time to pull itself out of it's chrysalis so that it can truly fly.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 12:30

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Is there a type of ugly butterfly that can only get off on racism?

# ? Mar 15, 2018 12:53

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Trig Discipline posted:

also his pants split and it turns out he was wearing a diaper with care bears on it

The one thing Donald Trump's America^TM has taught me is that literally anything is possible, if not probable.

MizPiz posted:

It's only been a couple days. Like a butterfly, this story needs time to pull itself out of it's chrysalis so that it can truly fly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc

# ? Mar 15, 2018 13:26

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Is there a type of ugly butterfly that can only get off on racism?

The Red Necked butterfly.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 13:29

fizzymercury: Aug 18, 2011

Bubbafly.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 13:35

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

fizzymercy posted:

Bubbafly.

lmfao

# ? Mar 15, 2018 13:37

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

MizPiz posted:

It's only been a couple days. Like a butterfly, this story needs time to pull itself out of it's chrysalis so that it can truly fly.

Guess you didn't have to wait that long :v:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

There's been a big info-dump from another member of TWP who was also having an affair with Jessica Parrot. I'm not linking it because it includes nudes, but it is certainly out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJLSZfpwgFs

# ? Mar 15, 2018 13:41

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

Turtle seems to be in the right to me. If something with hands as big as my whole body moves me toward it's enormous mouth I hope I would have the presence of mind to do the same as this turtle. Fight the power, little buddy.

#MeTurtle

# ? Mar 15, 2018 13:54

walrusman: Aug 4, 2006

MizPiz posted:

Guess you didn't have to wait that long

What's with the empty spoilers?

# ? Mar 15, 2018 14:27

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

Kennel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6nruUCEX8A

why did i even try to read the comments

"I love how respectful the Japanese and Korean crowds are. Benefits of a Monoethnic society."

:thermidor:

# ? Mar 15, 2018 14:29

Kaiju15: Jul 25, 2013

Crypto is the gift that keeps on giving.

I just discovered that I owe the IRS 50k that I don't have because I traded in cryptos. Am I hosed?

# ? Mar 15, 2018 14:52

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

https://i.imgur.com/QirP0zh.mp4

# ? Mar 15, 2018 14:53

Not Operator: Jan 1, 2009; Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Oh the build up makes it so sweet.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 14:57

A Proper Uppercut: Sep 30, 2008

Possible future shadenfreude-

I work in a small shop. One of my co-workers is a total conspiracy loving whackjob. Flat earth, HAARP, sovereign citizen, whatever you can think of he's into it.

He has recently convinced our boss to let him work here as an independent contractor instead of a straight employee. I think my boss is letting him do this just because he wants to see it explode too.

I can't be sure, but I think the goal is to just get all his checks tax free, and then just not pay the taxes when it comes time, with some sovcit reasoning as to why he doesn't owe them.

This dude is probably going to jail.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 15:09

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

A Proper Uppercut posted:

Possible future shadenfreude-

I work in a small shop. One of my co-workers is a total conspiracy loving whackjob. Flat earth, HAARP, sovereign citizen, whatever you can think of he's into it.

He has recently convinced our boss to let him work here as an independent contractor instead of a straight employee. I think my boss is letting him do this just because he wants to see it explode too.

I can't be sure, but I think the goal is to just get all his checks tax free, and then just not pay the taxes when it comes time, with some sovcit reasoning as to why he doesn't owe them.

This dude is probably going to jail.

Do you have a replacement lined up?

# ? Mar 15, 2018 15:16

A Proper Uppercut: Sep 30, 2008

Volcott posted:

Do you have a replacement lined up?

Don't care, honestly. I just want him not here anymore. Working with a really really paranoid person is no fun.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 15:25

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I almost want you to straight up ask him "Kenneth, what's the frequency"
But that might end poorly.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 15:39

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Henchman of Santa posted:

https://twitter.com/keonfuckingwest/status/973677243514761217?s=21

I don�t know if the schadenfreude is on this dweeby Chick-fil-A worker for trying to take on 5 people loitering and getting himself fired or on the guy who filmed this for cowering in his car.

Gotta respect someone who's willing to pick a 1 on 5 fight and die wearing full fast food wage slave regalia.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 15:46

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Bip Roberts posted:

Gotta respect someone who's willing to pick a 1 on 5 fight and die wearing full fast food wage slave regalia.

Samurai were usually loyal to their immediate superiors, who in turn allied themselves with higher lords.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 15:55

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Bip Roberts posted:

Gotta respect someone who's willing to pick a 1 on 5 fight and die wearing full fast food wage slave regalia.

It gives you a +1 on greasiness and invisibility.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 15:57

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Samurai were usually loyal to their immediate superiors, who in turn allied themselves with higher lords.

So in other words, that former employee now is a fast food ronin?

# ? Mar 15, 2018 16:18

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Mierenneuker posted:

So in other words, that former employee now is a fast food ronin?

Yep. Can't expect someone to commit sepuku with a fried chicken tender can we?

5 dudes are a much more effective tool in ritual suicide.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 16:22

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Mierenneuker posted:

So in other words, that former employee now is a fast food ronin?

If I was those 5 chucklefucks in the car I'd keep an eye out from now on. That goon is no longer bound by Burgshido.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 16:25

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Henchman of Santa posted:

https://twitter.com/keonfuckingwest/status/973677243514761217?s=21

I don�t know if the schadenfreude is on this dweeby Chick-fil-A worker for trying to take on 5 people loitering and getting himself fired or on the guy who filmed this for cowering in his car.

Is there a mirror of this anywhere? Twitter breaks every time I try to play the video.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 16:25

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Samurai were usually loyal to their immediate superiors, who in turn allied themselves with higher lords.

If I die, tell my lord it was

my pleasure

# ? Mar 15, 2018 17:04

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

A Proper Uppercut posted:

Possible future shadenfreude-

I work in a small shop. One of my co-workers is a total conspiracy loving whackjob. Flat earth, HAARP, sovereign citizen, whatever you can think of he's into it.

He has recently convinced our boss to let him work here as an independent contractor instead of a straight employee. I think my boss is letting him do this just because he wants to see it explode too.

I can't be sure, but I think the goal is to just get all his checks tax free, and then just not pay the taxes when it comes time, with some sovcit reasoning as to why he doesn't owe them.

This dude is probably going to jail.

Your boss might also end up being liable to the IRS for misclassification, leading to penalties down the line. Everybody wins!

# ? Mar 15, 2018 17:06