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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Arsenal players hated Alexis too, turns out he’s just toxic I guess??

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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Well surely it can't be his masculinity that is toxic

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

man utd players have leaked that they're unhappy with sanchez, pogba and lukaku lol

Dunno why Lukaku would be on that list other than him being a Mourinho favourite

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May 13, 2003
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Ninpo posted:

Dunno why Lukaku would be on that list other than him being a Mourinho favourite

He keeps asking the youth players if they have Bebo accounts and for their ICQ numbers and none of them know what he's talking about

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

Ninpo posted:

Dunno why Lukaku would be on that list other than him being a Mourinho favourite

elephant touch

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My dislike for Mourinho and Sanchez grows daily. Pogba and Rom are alright

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



fat gay nonce posted:

He keeps asking the youth players if they have Bebo accounts and for their ICQ numbers and none of them know what he's talking about

Lol

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Lingard also seems like a twat, please update the list

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I actually don’t know why people dislike him so much aside from looking like an old lady at times

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
add young to the list because whenever I see him I'm reminded of when a bird poo poo in his mouth and that's very gross

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Actually the only players I’d be sad to see leave are DDG, Valencia, Young, Bailly and Rashford.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Young has been outstanding, it's not his fault a bird poo poo in his mouth. Probably the only time a footballer can make that claim :v:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Plz don’t kink shame

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I still don’t know how the bird poo poo thing happened

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May 13, 2003
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julian assflange posted:

I still don’t know how the bird poo poo thing happened

a bird did a poo poo and it fell into ashley youngs mouth

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

fat gay nonce posted:

a bird did a poo poo and it fell into ashley youngs mouth

I have done some research and this checks out. There is even a video and everything!

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

julian assflange posted:

I actually don’t know why people dislike him so much aside from looking like an old lady at times

Lingard scores important and jammy goals. If you dislike Manchester United (like most people should), Lingard is annoying.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I was reading on Wikipedia and just learned that David Gold and David Sullivan are former pornographers. Incredible stuff

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
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Vegetable posted:

I was reading on Wikipedia and just learned that David Gold and David Sullivan are former pornographers. Incredible stuff

They don't call em the dildo brothers for nothing haha.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Vegetable posted:

I was reading on Wikipedia and just learned that David Gold and David Sullivan are former pornographers. Incredible stuff

Did you not see when the chairman of some club in Spain or Portugal referred to them as “The Dildo Brothers”?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

thats why theyre called the dildo brothers

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May 13, 2003
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Vegetable posted:

I was reading on Wikipedia and just learned that David Gold and David Sullivan are former pornographers. Incredible stuff

As a millwall fan I'm finding their work at west ham very arousing

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/England/status/974284079569911810

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Joe Hart...

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i hadn't even noticed. lol at hart getting in over pickford

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Jose posted:

i hadn't even noticed. lol at hart getting in over pickford

They're both in though.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Marc Albrighton snubbed yet again. Shameful stuff

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Pickford

Maguire
Stones
Mawson

Walker
Wilshere
Henderson?
Young

Sterling
Vardy
Rashford

It's coming home

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

pik_d posted:

They're both in though.

i'm blind. livermore being in it is dire

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


All our central defenders and midfielders are poo poo or out of form or both. It's like the opposite of the '00s

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May 13, 2003
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Welbz being in is weird as he's been terrible all season

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
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Where is Ryan Sessegnon, this is bullshit. Get Him On The Plane.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


This team is insanely bad.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
This team will win the World Cup.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

England's had worse frontlines than Rashford, Vardy and Sterling, with Ox on the bench.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Kane on corners again pls

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
Livermore over Shelvey (and many others) is some bullshit

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

sebzilla posted:

Pickford

Maguire
Stones
Mawson

Walker
Wilshere
Henderson?
Young

Sterling
Vardy
Rashford

It's coming home

this post urgently needs some code tags

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Nah we'll play a 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 and redefine football.

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May 13, 2003
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sebzilla posted:

Nah we'll play a 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 and redefine football.

actually england are playing all 27 players with the help of some large raincoats and standing on each other's shoulders

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