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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Scathach posted:

Look at this poor bastard stuck in the iron ages


my crops are failing and vikings burned down the village, but my anemia is cured!

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


thatbastardken posted:

my crops are failing and vikings burned down the village, but my anemia is cured!

Well poo poo one outta three ain't bad.

Seriously though I'm going to have to buy one of those sweet fish.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

thatbastardken posted:

my crops are failing and vikings burned down the village, but my anemia is cured!

I don't think the Vikings ever made it to Australia.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/FoxAlive555/status/974406459470635009

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/c_merman/status/970710044353449984?s=21

This followup is great

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

There comes a time when you learn your search history is tracked. This guy learned it at the wrong time.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

There comes a time when you learn your search history is tracked. This guy learned it at the wrong time.

it happens so often

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

https://twitter.com/CeeLew/status/974450472613330944

https://twitter.com/C_Merman/status/974458735279079425

https://twitter.com/C_Merman/status/974462682207223811

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/973643361922895872

https://twitter.com/Liz_Cheney/status/973673412785827840

https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/974312111315865602

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Meghan's reply is the best ever but I'm going to add that SERE is training for the worst possible case scenario. The fact that we prepare airmen for torture is not justification for torture.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Who What Now posted:

I don't think the Vikings ever made it to Australia.

It was a surprise to us too!

http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2012/09/18/3592346.htm

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:lol:

https://twitter.com/jens_michael12/status/974465521948164097?s=19

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Torture did none of these things.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Wow, when lovely people are calling you out for being a lovely person, maybe it's time to reflect on your views.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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You
Oct 6, 2009

Getting unfollowed by Olive garden after talking about being a bigot and my taste in porn to own the libs

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I, for one, cannot imagine how sad I would be if a corporation's twitter feed decided it no longer wanted to be my friend.

Won't someone think of poor Mr. Merman's feelings? He is the real victim here.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

RoboRodent posted:

Some day, I will have a full set of cast iron pots. In the meantime, my ancient frying pan will have to do.

I recall once meeting an old lady who told me that there was no way she'd buy cast iron anything because iron would get into your food and then you'd get iron poisoning.

Pretty sure she mixed that up with Teflon.

That's hilarious because my mom bought me a cast iron pan because she was worried about my Teflon.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Why does he hate the free market?

There's demand for interracial porn and the content creators are willing to supply it.


Also isn't Teflon unreactive? Pretty sure only the fumes are a problem and that's because lovely cooks tend to over heat their pans.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

PhazonLink posted:

Why does he hate the free market?

There's demand for interracial porn and the content creators are willing to supply it.


Also isn't Teflon unreactive? Pretty sure only the fumes are a problem and that's because lovely cooks tend to over heat their pans.

i think scratching increases the toxic fumes

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

BgRdMchne posted:

i think scratching increases the toxic fumes

My pans look like poo poo, so that's probably a valid concern then.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

just use seasoned stainless at an appropriate temperature and with enough oil and you won't have to worry about sticking

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

i've heard good things about ceramic, but i'm not fancy like that

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah, but I need to watch my weight.

:vince:

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

BioEnchanted posted:

This is why people need to learn more chemistry/biochem and learn what these elements actually do - a single ion of iron forms the core of Hemoglobins, the magnetic aspect is how it makes the weak link between itself and oxygen IIRC via Hydrogen Bonds due to a weak positive charge. Strong enough to carry, but not so strong it binds permanently. It's not like out blood vessels are kept open by iron girders or some poo poo. Very few things in the body do exactly what they do on a macro scale. They often do weirder poo poo.
I'd like to correct that a bit - a chemical bond has nothing to do with magnetism. Hydrogen bonds do not exist in the active center of the heme, because there is no hydrogen atom involved. Heme is a porphyrin derivative, a strongly colored compound which makes blood red. Porphyrins has four nitrogen atoms, and those clamp down on an iron ion - which has lost two or three of its electrons, making its properties vastly different from "a bar of iron", which is just iron(0) atoms with all electrons attached as far as they eye can see. This iron-porphyrin complex changes the electronic (not magnetic!) properties of the iron center again, so that it's easier to bind a dioxygen molecule to it. Additionally, porphyrin is a flat molecule, so the oxygen can come from above and below easily.

Magnetism is a property of atoms and molecules that depends on the state of their electronic structure, if I were to explain it I'd have to tell you what electron spins are. Generally though, you can't divorce magnetism and electronics completely, but the attraction of + and - is different from a covalent electronic bond between atoms, and that again is different from the attraction between a plus and minus pole of a magnet. How do they work indeed!

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

BgRdMchne posted:

just use seasoned stainless at an appropriate temperature and with enough oil and you won't have to worry about sticking

Yeah, but cheap-rear end nonstick is less expensive than the cheapest stainless, and there are an awful lot of people who can't afford to make even slightly longer-term investments in cookware.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Besesoth posted:

Yeah, but cheap-rear end nonstick is less expensive than the cheapest stainless, and there are an awful lot of people who can't afford to make even slightly longer-term investments in cookware.

it's a matter of priorities. I live in a shithole in the middle of a ghetto and drive a '01 Corolla, but this lets me get nice pans and buy $80 scotch.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Besesoth posted:

Yeah, but cheap-rear end nonstick is less expensive than the cheapest stainless, and there are an awful lot of people who can't afford to make even slightly longer-term investments in cookware.

https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-72...nless+steel+pan

$36, and while not restaurant quality it’s got a good heavy base and it’ll last at least a decade.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Idiots on Social Media: Olive Garden is no longer following me because of you

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
https://twitter.com/IanKarmel/status/973677098240851968

Extremely relatable.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I don't know, my cast iron pan has the advantage of being heavy enough to kill a man with.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/noamschiller/status/973682816180477954

Harding probably had the most corrupt administration ever before Trump.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/noamschiller/status/973682816180477954

Harding probably had the most corrupt administration ever before Trump.

Wait Warren G was president? I mean I heard he was big on regulation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

TinTower posted:

In other news, Trump is under FBI investigation for being an aphobe.

Hmmm, "aphobe" never heard of that before, let's just check google to see what it means.

God I loving hate internet people.

AcetylCoA!
Dec 25, 2010

Gorilla Salad posted:

Hmmm, "aphobe" never heard of that before, let's just check google to see what it means.

God I loving hate internet people.

Personally, I prefer my misreading as aphid. Instead of investigating, just buy some ladybugs.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Aramoro posted:

Wait Warren G was president? I mean I heard he was big on regulation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY
Headcanon accepted.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


The fiancee posted a thing about how formula feeding is okay and we shouldn't make a big deal about it:



Because hiring someone just to give you breast milk would be a totally affordable thing for everyone

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

If formula didn't exist, babies would definitely die. Breast feeding might be better in several ways, but if your options are "formula" and "dead baby" you should probably pick formula.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
If babies weren't dying without formula, then there probably wouldn't have been a market for formula in the first place. Hope this helps!

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Little known fact, if you don't breastfeed and don't give your baby formula, they just start photosynthetizing and will never need to eat in their whole life !

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