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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

pwnt

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Two things:

A> pedestrians get hit and killed at that spot constantly
B> Uber's self driving cars here aren't. I see them every day and have for years and there's always a guy behind the wheel actively driving. I am 100% convinced it's all a scam to mislead investors.

yeah, there was a guy behind the wheel, he just claims he wasn't driving at the time

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

akadajet posted:

lol, it's because of this ad that they were showing users
https://twitter.com/TheRoyceMann/status/973070617821007872

what is it even advertising?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

infernal machines posted:

yeah, there was a guy behind the wheel, he just claims he wasn't driving at the time

either way hes not at fault as the person turning left is required to yield to all oncoming traffic regardless of what they think that traffic is going to do.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Shaggar posted:

what is it even advertising?

poor decision making

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Shaggar posted:

what is it even advertising?

punch the monkey but for the sneer generation

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Shaggar posted:

what is it even advertising?

urban dictionary

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Shaggar posted:

what is it even advertising?

wyr_bot but as an app for edgy teens, i think

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i just realized i unintentionally compared black people to a monkey, great job me :thumbsup:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Krankenstyle posted:

wyr_bot but as an app for edgy teens, i think

i mean the answer is of course chris brown but how is this supposed to be fun???

what a stupid thing.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ate all the Oreos posted:

i just realized i unintentionally compared black people to a monkey, great job me :thumbsup:

all humans are monkeys

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

President Beep posted:

i mean the answer is of course chris brown but how is this supposed to be fun???

what a stupid thing.

ok but now imagine you're a 12 year old who finds cards against humanity to be epic and made of win

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ArmZ posted:

all humans are monkeys

im the only non-monkey in yospos

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Cold on a Cob posted:

aside, but i loving hate how we identify women by their mother-hood status when it's not relevant to the story. i can't remember ever seeing that done to a man

they do it to men whenever their job/assets/income is at risk

patriarchy sucks yo

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

sometimes i prefix my opinions with "as a mother, I" like I'm a pretty white lady in a commercial about laundry detergent or w/e

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
"as a father of three, i drink away no more than half my weekly wage"

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
"as a father of three, i really know how to cut a switch"

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
no good product endorsement starts with "as a father,"

i don't know whether to blame patriarchy for the success of "as a mother," pitches, or blame patriarchy for robbing "as a father" of any meaning but earning money, and trying not to waste it

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

as a mother, i sometimes find it difficult to hide my ragin' hard boners when watching animes with friends

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
as a father, i really loving hate cilantro.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

President Beep posted:

as a father, i really loving hate cilantro.

sorry about your birth defect I hope you didn't pass it on to your kids

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

double them up for extra fun:

i'm not a racist, but as a mother i just think rainbow dash is the sexiest pony

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i'm beginning to think your avatar isn't as innocent as it seems

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

akadajet posted:

lol, it's because of this ad that they were showing users
https://twitter.com/TheRoyceMann/status/973070617821007872

going to set up a consulting / investment company that forecasts company health by the ads on they site

shittier the ads / ad networks the more imperiled the product/site is

(six months of lowtax 'sorry sorry trying to delete it' exploit ads)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


akadajet posted:

lol, it's because of this ad that they were showing users
https://twitter.com/TheRoyceMann/status/973070617821007872

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

infernal machines posted:

i'm beginning to think your avatar isn't as innocent as it seems

i will admit i was sitting there for a minute going "what's the grossest thing i could make this joke with" and then my eyes just kinda landed on my own posts and i went "oh yeah" :pram:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


"no tipping" is still the best part of that :allears:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ate all the Oreos posted:

"no tipping" is still the best part of that :allears:

...and you don't have to get dressed up

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

like you can almost see the middle-aged racist white marketing guy coming up with it as you read it

"uhh... well they're all cheap societal leeches so... no tipping! and... they dress like slobs so... you don't have to get dressed up! oh and they breed like animals so bring the kids!"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

linked that to my mcmanager friend and he responded "jokes on you, our mcdonalds has tables and a wait staff and accepts tips, and is only a little weirdly racist :smug:"

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ArmZ posted:

sorry about your birth defect I hope you didn't pass it on to your kids

how did you know about my forked tongue????

:confused:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Shaggar posted:

what is it even advertising?

android wyr app

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
facebook: somehow still breaking new ground in poor taste or, we think you might be interested in CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

akadajet posted:

lol, it's because of this ad that they were showing users
https://twitter.com/TheRoyceMann/status/973070617821007872

ad company exec: hey you know what the kids want these days? reminders of domestic abuse scandals from 5 years ago for no reason at all

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

fishmech posted:

ad company exec: hey you know what the kids want these days? reminders of domestic abuse scandals from 5 years ago for no reason at all

I looked it up just because it’s one of those “yeah that totally happened a few years ago” thing and that incident occurred in 2009.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

KidDynamite posted:

I looked it up just because it’s one of those “yeah that totally happened a few years ago” thing and that incident occurred in 2009.
congratulations on being old

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
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KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

FMguru posted:

congratulations on being old

I’m old as gently caress and that’s ok.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

fishmech posted:

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"more conservative" lmfao

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

fishmech posted:

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turns out manufacturing is a mature process that doesn't take well to "disruption"

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