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Idea for a new crypto currency: Beet Connect. Each Beet Connect unit of currency is tethered / connected to one delicious sugar beet.
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Mar 16, 2018 09:06
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Lote posted:Idea for a new crypto currency: Beet Connect. Each Beet Connect unit of currency is tethered / connected to one delicious sugar beet. What happens when your beet rots though?
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Mar 16, 2018 12:46
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There Bias Two posted:What happens when your beet rots though? *insert picture of Zoidberg with a sandwich*
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Mar 16, 2018 13:05
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always bet on beet
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Mar 16, 2018 13:15
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I would make smoko coin but id rather you all leave me alone
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Mar 16, 2018 13:31
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Lote posted:Idea for a new crypto currency: Beet Connect. Each Beet Connect unit of currency is tethered / connected to one delicious sugar beet. But can it be stored securely up my rear end like Buttcoin?
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Mar 16, 2018 13:39
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Domestic Amuse posted:But can it be stored securely up my rear end like Buttcoin? Depends on the size of the beet
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Mar 16, 2018 13:40
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Quantum Beet Technology: Your beets can beet up or beet down. If you beet up someone some of your remaining beet ups beet down, and you can use the beet downs to stake some beet up. Beet downs that aren't taken to staken within a month decay.
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Mar 16, 2018 13:42
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Domestic Amuse posted:But can it be stored securely up my rear end like Buttcoin? *runs to the toilet I gotta drop a beet!
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Mar 16, 2018 14:23
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There Bias Two posted:What happens when your beet rots though? But the blockchain (which cannot be tampered with!) says this beet is healthy and not rotted. Therefore the beet cannot rot.
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Mar 16, 2018 15:23
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Lote posted:Idea for a new crypto currency: Beet Connect. Each Beet Connect unit of currency is tethered / connected to one delicious sugar beet. Isn't this literally Schrute Bucks?
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Mar 16, 2018 15:23
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Have you really all already forgotten about Bananacoin?? https://bananacoin.io/
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Mar 16, 2018 15:32
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Warbadger posted:Anyways, he didn't print the gun. He maybe printed the plastic outer shell of a magazine that would have cost you $20 (except his is made of shittier plastic). Probably "printed the gun" in the news article way - printed one plastic part and bought everything that's normally made out of metal.
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Mar 16, 2018 15:44
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There Bias Two posted:Depends on the size of the beet Anything is a butt plug if you’re motivated enough. SpacePig posted:Isn't this literally Schrute Bucks? Yes. But with crypto currency. Also people will invest in you because they think it’s bitconnect
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Mar 16, 2018 15:46
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This morning it looks like a single person raised the price on GDAX from $8150 to $8500 in a couple of minutes. The depth of this market is staggering. Or to put it in a way bitcoiners will understand, he raised the market cap by $7 billion. What a swell guy.
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Mar 16, 2018 16:10
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Andy Dufresne posted:This morning it looks like a single person raised the price on GDAX from $8150 to $8500 in a couple of minutes. The depth of this market is staggering. Billionaires are cool and chill guys, just like us.
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Mar 16, 2018 16:16
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Andy Dufresne posted:This morning it looks like a single person raised the price on GDAX from $8150 to $8500 in a couple of minutes. The depth of this market is staggering. This is definitely not price manipulation of the sort that would raise all sorts of red flags on a major stock exchange.
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Mar 16, 2018 16:18
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Have you really all already forgotten about Bananacoin?? I like how they have only one lovely plantation in Laos as part of this project (it's probably worth like $50-60K to buy the whole plantation outright) but raised almost *Their target is to raise a total of $28 million once all tokens are sold Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Mar 16, 2018 |
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Mar 16, 2018 16:27
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Rad Russian posted:I like how they have only one lovely plantation in Laos as part of this project (it's probably worth like $50-60K to buy the whole plantation outright) but raised $28 MILLION for the digital tokens used by this one small plantation's bananas. The crypto future is bright, people. And all of that money went to the workers and to capital improvement 
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Mar 16, 2018 16:31
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Warbadger posted:Even if you print the lower you didn't print the gun (except in the legal sense with an AR-15). The lower is just a frame for the trigger pack (which he didn't print), the stock, and the magazine. All the functional bits that go boom are in the upper. But he didn't print an awful lower, that dude just printed the plastic shell of a magazine badly and should be embarrassed for it. Isn't this just another example of how American gun laws are retarded (in neither a pro- or anti-gun sense)? As in, other countries consider the "firearm" to be the actual difficult-to-manufacture, high-pressure components, while the U.S. considers the "firearm" to be the body panels
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Mar 16, 2018 16:42
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Andy Dufresne posted:This morning it looks like a single person raised the price on GDAX from $8150 to $8500 in a couple of minutes. The depth of this market is staggering. it seems like it happened on multiple major exchanges simultaneously. i'm not sure if that's because whoever was pushing the price did so on all those exchanges, or if it was because automated traders watched the price action and volume on wherever it originated and then followed suit. doesn't really matter but it's interesting nonetheless this stuff happens all the time in crypto it happens in reverse too, we've seen huge amounts of bitcoins dumped on the market around 10 am-12 pm on 8 of the last 10 days, with big sell walls stacking the ask and automatically dropping down as the price drops Uranium 235 fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Mar 16, 2018 |
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Mar 16, 2018 17:00
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you cant get ahead of then on the pump but you can beat them to the dump
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Mar 16, 2018 17:05
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Uranium 235 posted:it's tough to say where that price spike originated. i compared the 1 min charts on bitfinex, gdax, and bitstamp, and they all showed increased volume at 9:21 and a volume peak at 9:23, which is when margin shorts began closing on bitfinex in very large numbers. about 1000 closed within a 15 minute period, and during that period most of them closed within the first 5 minutes. i think it was a deliberate attempt to force a short squeeze, either by one person or a group of people acting in coordination So I should buy more coins now right?
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Mar 16, 2018 17:12
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Fallows posted:So I should buy more coins now right?
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Mar 16, 2018 17:13
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Just think of how rich you'll be when the price rises
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Mar 16, 2018 17:15
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Khorne posted:Quantum Beet Technology: Or you could just beet off
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Mar 16, 2018 18:00
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Have you really all already forgotten about Bananacoin?? SelenicMartian posted:Russian bananacoin (each coin is backed by a bunch of organic bananas in Laos to be exported to China) may get sued for alleged fraud.
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Mar 16, 2018 18:21
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Double Agent posted:Or you could just beet off
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Mar 16, 2018 18:42
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beet it beet it get a 1080 and heat it buy on the dippies hodl on the crash squeeze some red juice or put it in hash just beet it
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Mar 16, 2018 18:50
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 The pump is acting up again, someone give it a good kick
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Mar 17, 2018 00:54
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Double Bill posted:
Don't tell anyone, but I've been printing anti-Tethers.
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Mar 17, 2018 00:55
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PostNouveau posted:Don't tell anyone, but I've been printing anti-Tethers. Are they just paper notes that say "you owe me $1"
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Mar 17, 2018 01:00
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Double Bill posted:Are they just paper notes that say "you owe me $1" Yeah, they have intrinsic value.
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Mar 17, 2018 01:04
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Isn't Bitcoin basically just a money-printing machine for people rich enough to be able to pump the price up like that? Wouldn't it be piss easy to manipulate the market at will if you had enough liquid cash to do it? There's no regulatory oversight or anything like that, or anything to stop billionaires from doing it over and over again and escaping with millions of dollars each and every time?
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Mar 17, 2018 01:10
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Bardeh posted:Isn't Bitcoin basically just a money-printing machine for people rich enough to be able to pump the price up like that? Wouldn't it be piss easy to manipulate the market at will if you had enough liquid cash to do it? There's no regulatory oversight or anything like that, or anything to stop billionaires from doing it over and over again and escaping with millions of dollars each and every time? there is definitely manipulation. there's no way to know exactly how much, and which price action is due to manipulation. i'm hoping that someday the CFTC and SEC decide to regulate and monitor US-based exchanges for manipulation, but we're probably a long way from that happening, if it ever does. anyway it would be interesting to see if/how the markets change after that.
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Mar 17, 2018 01:17
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Bardeh posted:Isn't Bitcoin basically just a money-printing machine for people rich enough to be able to pump the price up like that? Wouldn't it be piss easy to manipulate the market at will if you had enough liquid cash to do it? There's no regulatory oversight or anything like that, or anything to stop billionaires from doing it over and over again and escaping with millions of dollars each and every time? Well, eventually they’d run out of suckers who buy bit...hahahaha I can’t even finish
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Mar 17, 2018 01:20
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now all I need is to get into the Slack groups where they organize this poo poo and I'll be rich!!!
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Mar 17, 2018 01:25
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Uranium 235 posted:yes pretty much, although there's always the risk that there's someone else out there with more money who will punish you for trying it Or the person running the exchange has a spiteful God complex towards margin holders
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Mar 17, 2018 01:29
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Bitcoin Miners Now On The Verge Of Losing Money A recent report by Fundstrat’s Tom Lee notes that Bitcoin (BTC) mining earnings are currently almost breaking even, as the activity has temporarily become less profitable the midst of the current decline in the markets, CNBC reported yesterday, March 15.Lee notes in the report that the current figure for the cost of mining one bitcoin is $8,038, while BTC is trading marginally higher than that at press time. https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-16/bitcoin-miners-now-verge-losing-money
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Mar 17, 2018 03:14
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Bardeh posted:Isn't Bitcoin basically just a money-printing machine for people rich enough to be able to pump the price up like that? Wouldn't it be piss easy to manipulate the market at will if you had enough liquid cash to do it? There's no regulatory oversight or anything like that, or anything to stop billionaires from doing it over and over again and escaping with millions of dollars each and every time? Lol getting out
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Mar 17, 2018 05:02
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