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AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Eeyo posted:

Is there a good explanation of this out there? I don't really understand how public/private businesses work with respect to buyouts from groups like that.

Have you ever read Going Postal by Terry Prachett? (If not then do. It's also a great introduction to Discworld). Bain Capital is essentially Reacher Gilt. The main difference is that while Gilt TRICKED companies into letting them buy them with their own money via predatory loans, our wonderful financial system allows companies like Bain to straight up acquire companies on credit while using the ACQUIREE'S assets as collateral. In other words, they are even MORE blatantly evil than Gilt.

AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Mar 16, 2018

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Timby posted:

Seriously, just a night or two ago the Washington Post was quoting White House staff as saying that no one knows what's going to happen even an hour from now because Trump's behavior is so unpredictable.

"Hello. I would like to thank John Kelly for his service and also institute a 50 percent tariff on any steel purchases he will make in the next calendar year. No chaos! MAGA."

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

https://twitter.com/joshgerstein/status/974703189319667713?s=19

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Feldegast42 posted:

Trumpanzee is a new one to me

And him getting a cabinet position is lol

If I were a chimpanzee I'd probably be pretty insulted if someone compared me to a Trump supporter.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Truly, the best people.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

seems to be an awful lot of pedophiles in trump's orbit

maybe just the GOP in general

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Oxxidation posted:

seems to be an awful lot of pedophiles in trump's orbit

maybe just the GOP in general

Probably running some kind of a ring out of pizza shop.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Bicyclops posted:

Probably running some kind of a ring out of pizza shop.

Pizza's too "ethnic" for most Republicans, it's probably run out of a mayonnaise factory

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



AceOfFlames posted:

Have you ever read Going Postal by Terry Prachett? (If not then do. It's also a great introduction to Discworld). Bain Capital is essentially Reacher Gilt. The main difference is that while Gilt TRICKED companies into letting them buy them with their own money via predatory loans, our wonderful financial system allows companies like Bain to straight up acquire companies on credit while using the ACQUIREE'S assets as collateral. In other words, they are even MORE blatantly evil than Gilt.

BBC also did a Going Postal movie and it was cool and good.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Is this the same or different guy than the one who did time in Czech Republic for sexually assaulting teenagers?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

AceOfFlames posted:

Have you ever read Going Postal by Terry Prachett? (If not then do. It's also a great introduction to Discworld).

guards! guards! or gtfo

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

AceOfFlames posted:

Have you ever read Going Postal by Terry Prachett? (If not then do. It's also a great introduction to Discworld). Bain Capital is essentially Reacher Gilt. The main difference is that while Gilt TRICKED companies into letting them buy them with their own money via predatory loans, our wonderful financial system allows companies like Bain to straight up acquire companies on credit while using the ACQUIREE'S assets as collateral. In other words, they are even MORE blatantly evil than Gilt.

I was going to make the same recommendation.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

boner confessor posted:

guards! guards! or gtfo

The Guards subseries, especially Night Watch are some of the best books on policing ever written.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

KillHour posted:

No the ideal scenario is Nehlen runs on the R ticket and Ryan runs 3rd party because he's a sore loser.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/974704584659791873?s=19

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Crow Jane posted:

Pizza's too "ethnic" for most Republicans, it's probably run out of a mayonnaise factory

What, that Frenchie slop?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
there's no bad place to start reading discworld, but the night's watch is the best place to start reading discworld. i can prove it with math

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

VitalSigns posted:

Yeah probably, individual boomers can be smart, but the average ones are so much dumber than the generations on either side of them, their lead-addled brains aren't their fault but it sucks we all have to be ruled by a series of incurious idiot kings.

Maybe we’re just choosing the dumb ones

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Bicyclops posted:

Probably running some kind of a ring out of pizza shop.

It is always projection!

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/sarahcwestwood/status/974712988228902912

Cry Trumpist Scum. Cry.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Smiling Jack posted:

The Guards subseries, especially Night Watch are some of the best books on policing ever written.

I just finished the last one, Snuff, last week. Now I'm sad. :( Such drat good books. But onward to the Witches series! Then the Industrial revolution series after that.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

BarbarianElephant posted:

What, that Frenchie slop?

drat, you're right. Umm... deep fried butter shack at a county fair?

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Crow Jane posted:

drat, you're right. Umm... deep fried butter shack at a county fair?

It's the only truly American cuisine.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Bicyclops posted:

Johnny Treason should be the textbook mascot who guides all high school students through American history.



I mean sure, but John Bull represents the British public, and that cartoon was about UK politics at a time when the US was already independent.

That said, Johnny was farting on a picture of George III, so I guess it could be an allegory for the American Revolution or something.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Eeyo posted:

Thanks!

In the case of iHeartMedia, would they otherwise have been able to survive? Or were they distressed, and the equity firm thought they could squeeze enough money out of the liquidation.

So is the problem that they got 15 billion in debt and had to pay interest on it and were less likely to get loans to expand/develop so they eventually weren’t able to pay back the debt, or that they were pretty much screwed anyway and the equity firms come in to pick the carcass for what it’s worth.

How the corporate takeover scam works:

1. Take out a bunch of debt.

2. Buy a new company.

3. Use your new company to issue a ton of corporate bonds. (To idiots, I don't know why anyone would buy a bond from a firm just taken over by a corporate pirate outfit.)

4. Use the money from the bonds at your new company to pay your pirate company a ton of money.

5. Pay back your debt and pay yourself a lot of money on top.

6. New company goes into bankruptcy.

7. New company is liquidated, everyone loses their jobs, people who bought its bonds get pennies on the dollar, but you're rich.

8. Go to 1

This is how Romney made his money.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

Crow Jane posted:

drat, you're right. Umm... deep fried butter shack at a county fair?

That butter better be made from raw milk :colbert:

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.

Bicyclops posted:

Johnny Treason should be the textbook mascot who guides all high school students through American history.



I love how plump rich people in the 18th century were.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

my issue is always "how does #3 on that list happen"? who is buying it?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

big trivia FAIL posted:

my issue is always "how does #3 on that list happen"? who is buying it?

Suckers who your I-banking buddies pump them to.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Vladimir Putin posted:

Maybe we’re just choosing the dumb ones

We are.

But why are we choosing the dumb ones? Because the majority of voting boomers' internal monologue is exactly as dumb as W Bush pretended to be and Trump actually is.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

aware of dog posted:

That butter better be made from raw milk :colbert:

Of course! Plus they haven't changed the cooking oil since the Reagan years, so there's still a chance to soak up some of the glory :911:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








i bet establishment republicans are alright with this tbqh

H.P. Grenade
Oct 21, 2003

Smooth.
Pratchett derail = best derail, and the best Discworld book of all is 'Small Gods' but 'Going Postal' is definitely top five.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Lead out in cuffs posted:

I mean sure, but John Bull represents the British public, and that cartoon was about UK politics at a time when the US was already independent.

That said, Johnny was farting on a picture of George III, so I guess it could be an allegory for the American Revolution or something.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Newton_(caricaturist)

its a work in defense of habius corpus.

https://www.lambiek.net/artists/n/newton_richard.htm

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


big trivia FAIL posted:

my issue is always "how does #3 on that list happen"? who is buying it?

yeah the first time i had it explained to me it sounded like the underpants gnomes' plan.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

big trivia FAIL posted:

my issue is always "how does #3 on that list happen"? who is buying it?

Pension plans, state retirement funds, foreign governments, anyone who is forbidden from buying equities but allowed to purchase other securities as investments. Some corporations or non-profits even own this kind of debt (corporate bonds) for purposes of investment.

A bankruptcy just means that the bond-holders will now own the company's assets. The bonds aren't TOTALLY worthless (the bondholders have the first claim to a company's assets in bankruptcy) - the stock probably is.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

H.P. Grenade posted:

Pratchett derail = best derail, and the best Discworld book of all is 'Small Gods' but 'Going Postal' is definitely top five.

those are good books but neither of them involve the Lancre Witches so they can't be the best.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

pizza gate 2.0

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
what is the most problematic discworld book, aside from interesting times, which is the most problematic discworld book

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

Groovelord Neato posted:

how, its profits exploded after sandy hook.

They're shockingly incompetent. Like their flagship bolt-action rifle for a while had a failure where one of its safety springs wasn't strong enough and would fail to prevent the firing pin from releasing without a trigger pull. And by "for a while" I mean at least 7 years (2007-2014) that had to be recalled, and if you'd remember 2007-2014 were the big gun rushes because dipshits thought Obama would usher in the gunpocalypse.
Like until the past year or two being a gun manufacturer was basically as free money as owning a casino.

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EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
For reference if corporate debt is the riskiest asset class in your portfolio you've got a remarkably low volatility arrangement of securities.

Bondholders in circumstances like this (shaky companies recently highly leveraged) compensate by not buying debt unless it's a really high interest rate, meaning that there's this sort of self-fulfilling prophecy to a company getting over-leveraged.

Most people don't invest in debt where the liabilities of the bondholders really dramatically outweigh the underlying assets of the company.

Does it suck that this toy company is blowing up, their inventories are liquidated, the pension is raided, the real estate is sold and the whole thing won't get to be shared with our children? Yeah, it sucks but - :capitalism:

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