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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

infernal machines posted:

that's definitely some sage advice

rude

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:10

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# ? May 23, 2024 09:12

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

flakeloaf posted:

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# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:12

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Sagebrush posted:

One of the professors here had a baby a few years back and we were sitting in a meeting while she was on leave and the everyone was talking about how great it was that she gets 30 whole days off, full pay

I blurted out "that's it??" without thinking

They all looked a little pissy and said "why, what is it in Canada?"

"Like...forty weeks at half pay, or something like that?"

Dead silence for a seemingly interminable time and then finally one said, very bitterly, "well, we can't all be Canadian"

Ahahahahaha

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:13

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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Living with the right people beats living on your own any day. When you live with the right people, you don't just share your space - you share your life.

They become more than your roommates, more than the people ahead of you in the queue for the bathroom. They're your friends.

SpareRoom is all about helping you find those people. The people who make sharing amazing.

SpareRoom is the brainchild of Rupert Hunt. Rupert is an unlikely tech entrepreneur. He lives in a 300-year-old house in London's East End with no TV and no microwave.

We opened our doors in the UK in 2004. That makes us ancient in web years - older than Twitter and older than Instagram.

from here

yo whats your haplotype bro?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:15

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

We're SpareRoom, the roommate site you can trust. Finding the right people to live with can feel like an impossible task - we're here to make it simpler, quicker and safer to help you find the perfect roommates.

Living with the right people beats living on your own any day. When you live with the right people, you don't just share your space - you share your life.

They become more than your roommates, more than the people ahead of you in the queue for the bathroom. They're your friends.

SpareRoom is all about helping you find those people. The people who make sharing amazing.

SpareRoom is the brainchild of Rupert Hunt. Rupert is an unlikely tech entrepreneur. He lives in a 300-year-old house in London's East End with no TV and no microwave.

We opened our doors in the UK in 2004. That makes us ancient in web years - older than Twitter and older than Instagram.

from here

stealth marketing to recruit bloodbags for thiel's vampire clan

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:17

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

this is a joke right?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:18

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

scientific is in quotes, it checks out

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:19

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

you can determine race with a dna check without asking for race

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

One of the professors here had a baby a few years back and we were sitting in a meeting while she was on leave and the everyone was talking about how great it was that she gets 30 whole days off, full pay

I blurted out "that's it??" without thinking

They all looked a little pissy and said "why, what is it in Canada?"

"Like...forty weeks at half pay, or something like that?"

Dead silence for a seemingly interminable time and then finally one said, very bitterly, "well, we can't all be Canadian"

except it was my boss congratulating me on 6 weeks paid at half salary (minus tax) who was stunned at germany's requirement

he didn't quite believe me, because he later came back and told me that he looked it up and was still amazed

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:23

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

infernal machines posted:

tbf, from the reports it sounds like the tesla model 3 line may be exactly this

man the first day ford had the model t line going they probably made more cars than tesla managed to make in their first 3 months of model 3s

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:28

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

scientific is in quotes, it checks out

buzzfeed lists: clickbait time wasters, or rigorous literature reviews?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:32

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

if any american car company did what tesla is doing it'd be criminal but blamed on the unions

if a foreign car company did this there would be government regulations passed in a week

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://twitter.com/GoldmanSachs/status/973645485943730176

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:37

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

theres a 3, and S and an X parked outside at the chargers for my apartment complex. The 3 looks real stupid but maybe not as stupid as the x

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:37

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

the X is a tall, fat S

like everything about it is just an exaggerated form of the S with the same ride height -- its the epitome of "luxury" SUV

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:38

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

infernal machines posted:

https://twitter.com/GoldmanSachs/status/973645485943730176

is amazingly good at one thing, quits that thing to try something else, finds himself nowhere near as good at it as the first thing, shamefully slinks back?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:44

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

lancemantis posted:

the X is a tall, fat S

like everything about it is just an exaggerated form of the S with the same ride height -- its the epitome of "luxury" SUV

"we are free of the legacy packaging restraints of an ICE vehicle and have a blank slate to make whatever we want! what should it look like???"

"how about a big lumpy minivan with lambo doors"

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:46

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

FALCON doors

They are super insistent that you call them that because, quote, "gulls aren't cool."

Also Lamborghinis use scissor doors, which open like this, not gull-wings that open like this

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:48

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

FALCON doors

They are super insistent that you call them that because, quote, "gulls aren't cool."

Also Lamborghinis use scissor doors, which open like this, not gull-wings that open like this

what is it with ol� musky and falcons?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:50

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

President Beep posted:

what is it with ol� musky and falcons?

they both dive in from loving nowhere, grab their dinner, and fly away as fast as they can

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:52

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

the x always struck me as looking like a pregnant model s

haveblue posted:

is amazingly good at one thing, quits that thing to try something else, finds himself nowhere near as good at it as the first thing, shamefully slinks back?

also became an unlikeable old man with a solid core of absolutely unjustified bitterness

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:54

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

haveblue posted:

is amazingly good at one thing, quits that thing to try something else, finds himself nowhere near as good at it as the first thing, shamefully slinks back?

no he has a massive gambling problem

# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

FMguru posted:

the x always struck me as looking like a pregnant model s

a beautiful human submarine

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:00

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Sagebrush posted:

FALCON doors

They are super insistent that you call them that because, quote, "gulls aren't cool."

Also Lamborghinis use scissor doors, which open like this, not gull-wings that open like this

trap sprung

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:01

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

its a prius minivan with lambo doors.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:03

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

FALCON doors

They are super insistent that you call them that because, quote, "gulls aren't cool."

Also Lamborghinis use scissor doors, which open like this, not gull-wings that open like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJIAOosI6js

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:09

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

a beautiful human submarine

beautiful automotive submarine maybe

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:20

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

haveblue posted:

beautiful automotive submarine maybe

dont give elon ideas

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:30

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Cat Face Joe posted:

dont give elon ideas

too late

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:32

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

haveblue posted:

too late

i hope he drowns in it

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:39

crabrock: Aug 2, 2002; I

AM

MAGNIFICENT

i bike past like 10 model Ss on my way to work and they do look pretty cool though.

a ton of people park them on the street. i guess they get free charging at work or something?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:50

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

there's this one guy who works in my building who parks his tesla near the elevator in the parking garage and then uses one of those adapters and an extension cord to plug it in to the electrical outlet near the elevator and steal the building's electricity :allears:

e: oh i just remembered he used to park in the loving handicapped spot to do this too until i presume he got a ticket or towed or something so now he parks right next to the handicapped spot and snakes his extension cord around it

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:53

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

buying a 60,000 dollar car and stealing the fuel for it

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:54

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

that's just SOP for tesla owners in apartment parking lots

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:56

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

sometimes the cord was clearly unplugged and just left in a corner, still connected to his car, so I assume the maintenance / watchman guy periodically yanks it out when he sees it but can't tell the guy to cut it out for some reason

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:57

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

so many near-rich people are criminals

friend of mine's dad had a good job and owned a house in sf but still made and sold bootleg satellite tv cards in his basement until he retired

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:58

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

qirex posted:

so many near-rich people are criminals

friend of mine's dad had a good job and owned a house in sf but still made and sold bootleg satellite tv cards in his basement until he retired

that oracle exec who spent his spare time running a tag switching scam on lego sets in walmarts and targets and toys r us

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:59

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

ate all the Oreos posted:

there's this one guy who works in my building who parks his tesla near the elevator in the parking garage and then uses one of those adapters and an extension cord to plug it in to the electrical outlet near the elevator and steal the building's electricity

e: oh i just remembered he used to park in the loving handicapped spot to do this too until i presume he got a ticket or towed or something so now he parks right next to the handicapped spot and snakes his extension cord around it

key the fucker please!

# ? Mar 16, 2018 20:00

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

qirex posted:

so many near-rich people are criminals

friend of mine's dad had a good job and owned a house in sf but still made and sold bootleg satellite tv cards in his basement until he retired

crime is actually how they become rich. once theyre rich, their crime is unstoppable, so it is on us to mess with their poo poo before that happens

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

qirex posted:

so many near-rich people are criminals

friend of mine's dad had a good job and owned a house in sf but still made and sold bootleg satellite tv cards in his basement until he retired

behind every fortune is a crime

# ? Mar 16, 2018 20:05

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