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Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice
Chinese restaurant calendar.



That pig.



THAT PIG.

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

Chinese restaurant calendar.



That pig.



THAT PIG.

That pig, but also that woman who looks like shes on a date with a dude who just showed her his deviantart page full of furry porn.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Just dropping by to clarify that we didn't legalize drugs per se, only decriminalized them. It's illegal to sell or buy but if you're caught doing drugs anywhere and don't have a lot of drugs on you (this can be a crime as you could be selling them) you're appointed a psychologist and must go there to talk about it (and if it's something like heroine you're put on methadone, we have a shitload of trucks everywhere distributing it to enrolled people).

But if you smoke weed, get caught, go to the psychologist and just say you like getting high sometimes they'll just hi 5 you and tell you to get out.

And yes every drug consumption is treated as a health problem, not a crime. Coke use has been rising steadily though, thanks to the import of tech bros and the American philosophy of "work 20 hours a day and you're the best"

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.









Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Groda posted:

You joke, but...


Wow their Judge Dredd drug policies are really paying off

Sweden: they can't do drugs if they're dead [guy tapping head meme]

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 13:13 on Mar 17, 2018

Balder
Apr 3, 2011

Krankenstyle posted:

whatever word means "i want to read that fat & delicious loaf of text", that's what that post isn't

I'm sorry to hear that. I'll split it up into discrete paragraphs. Reading loafs of texts is like half of my life so I dont't really notice it myself.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

You
Oct 6, 2009

God drat snake, I've already told you to stop courting my dick.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 14:27 on Mar 17, 2018

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It had a good run but

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I wonder how that would look if you filtered out prescription drug induced suicides.

Is it a legit prescription? Because if it is the body has a way of shutting it down.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

How tall is it?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

mds2 posted:

How tall is it?

500 m/1600 ft
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009


It's okay, but our zipline idea is sleeker.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Does it take souvenir photos on the way down?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Stoatbringer posted:

Does it take souvenir photos on the way down?

Yeah, but you have to pay up front for them.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
it took a long time but i finally tracked down kirk johnson's wife

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/uin8SVh.jpg

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Flared base for safety!

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/1DSUkeI.png

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

where we're going we won't need eyes

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/435u2s2.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2F8HRpf.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/kWTTWnE.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hMrMq9N.jpg

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Aka; every rollercoaster players make in Roller Coaster Tycoon.


Trig Discipline posted:

where we're going we won't need eyes

Your mother's not that ugly, you should be nicer to her.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


This is not funny! :aaaaa:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Trig Discipline posted:

where we're going we won't need eyes

https://i.imgur.com/PUEYTut.gifv

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Trig Discipline posted:

it took a long time but i finally tracked down kirk johnson's wife

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/uin8SVh.jpg

What a healthy looking baby! Now let me get my glasses so I can take a closer look...

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


This is a supervillain origin story if I’ve ever heard one.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Just because you got a new Av doesn't mean you can stop explaining your pictures. We still know it's you, guy.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Reminds me of Jack Kirby's original OMACs.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Ariong posted:

This is a supervillain origin story if I’ve ever heard one.

If the suit was surgically implanted on him it'd be literally Doctor Octopus from Spider-man 2

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Xun posted:

I feel like at least Sweden is more friendly than some parts of the US? In Texas you can get charged for possession. In Sweden possession is fine but it’s the dealers that get in trouble. Maybe the Texas is just highly hostile though lol

it's my understanding it's still a crime (the equivalent of a misdemeanor in america) that gets waived jail time the first offense if you go to "drug counseling" (for friggin weed)

whereas where i currently am, i would get a ticket - it's a civil infraction, i dont even have to say ive been convicted of a crime. realistically if im smoking in my home i wont be punished and even out and about if you're away from a busy area and apologetic there's a strong chance they won't even fine you. it's the lowest of priorities and usually only enforced if you're bothering others.

also, a funny pic about americans:

https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/974860864367939584

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

There better be a butthole on the other side.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

There better be a butthole on the other side.

There is (it’s u)

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
Marijuana possession in the US varies from state to state (and I hope that fact gives Jeff Sessions an aneurysm.) Here in WA, for example, I can legally go to a shop and buy up to an ounce. Even before we legalized it, possession of less than 40 grams was a misdemeanor.

In Arizona, right now, possession of *any* amount of marijuana can be charged as a class 6 felony. (edit: UNLESS you have a valid medical prescription for it.) They can throw you in prison for more than a year, disenfranchise you, and basically gently caress over a lot of your employment prospects.

Anyway here's a pic:

Farmdizzle has a new favorite as of 18:05 on Mar 17, 2018

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Farmdizzle posted:

Marijuana possession in the US varies from state to state (and I hope that fact gives Jeff Sessions an aneurysm.) Here in WA, for example, I can legally go to a shop and buy up to an ounce. Even before we legalized it, possession of less than 40 grams was a misdemeanor.

In Arizona, right now, possession of *any* amount of marijuana can be charged as a class 6 felony. (edit: UNLESS you have a valid medical prescription for it.) They can throw you in prison for more than a year, disenfranchise you, and basically gently caress over a lot of your employment prospects.

Anyway here's a pic:



at the federal level you buying that ounce is still a criminal offense, and the feds can arrest and charge you for it.

unless you believe states rights outweigh federal law?

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

at the federal level you buying that ounce is still a criminal offense, and the feds can arrest and charge you for it.

unless you believe states rights outweigh federal law?

Oh god can we not do this?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Blackchamber posted:

Oh god can we not do this?

Do what? I'm not actually trying to start a derail anymore, just pointing out that statements about 'it varies by state' aren't accurate. Some states are currently ignoring the actual laws, and hopefully their success will get those laws changed, but to say its entirely legal in some states is incorrect.

After all, Mr Sessions can come arrest all of us who smoke in a legal state if he really wants to.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
You know what would be fuckin awesome in the PYF Funny Pictures 2.0 thread? An indepth discussion about the discrepancies and fine subtleties in US state vs federal weed laws.

Go!

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
I smoke 420 weeds every day

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

RFC2324 posted:

Do what? I'm not actually trying to start a derail anymore, ...

:jerkbag:

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Trig Discipline posted:

where we're going we won't need eyes

:nws:

Oh god it even has teeth. :cry:

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