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his nibs fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Mar 17, 2018 |
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Mar 17, 2018 11:30
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Welcome to the
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I'm not sure if I can handle so much fidelity
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Mar 17, 2018 11:34
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3.1d patch notes: https://pastebin.com/39tTSish Players should now be able to fit through the various doors of the Ursa. One of these days they'll figure out doors.
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Mar 17, 2018 11:43
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C-Bangin' it 
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~Fix for the player occasionally appearing to have no head when using the Starmap. ~Players should no longer be able to get trapped in a hole between landing pad 03 and 00 at Port Olisar. ~The player's head should no longer shake when firing weapons after accessing the MobiGlas.
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Mar 17, 2018 11:54
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AP posted:
so the porno ship was not enough for them, they need to make it into a green porno ship
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Mar 17, 2018 12:04
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Is the green tinted ship really 420 dollars?
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Mar 17, 2018 12:07
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Yeah, they must have been smoking to come up with that price. But without VAT it is only $350.
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Mar 17, 2018 12:13
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Everything about the ship the mail to backers and the 'lore' surrounding it is peak CIG. They cannot possibly get more tragic or mercenary than this ? Unless there is an Easter idris with a Cadbury cream egg texture on it or something ?
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Mar 17, 2018 12:30
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EightAce posted:Everything about the ship the mail to backers and the 'lore' surrounding it is peak CIG. They cannot possibly get more tragic or mercenary than this ? they still have 8 aces up in their sleeves 1) celebrity idris 2) pirate javelin 3) casino/hotel javelin 4) <insert alien ship> destroyer 5) <insert alien ship> frigate 6) <insert alien ship> porno ship 7) Police Reclaimer 8) <insert alien ship> police ship
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Mar 17, 2018 12:44
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trucutru posted:Yeah... no. Thinking that CIG has smooth AI followers (and all the other BS) in their game in any sort of even aspirational condition is in no way, shape, or form easier to believe. A positively-biased person describing the Gamescom 2016 demo could easily have said “the demo I saw featured multiple combat encounters — a dogfight in space, an FPS battle with pirates in a deserted ship, vehicular combat on a planet’s surface” and believed it. A positively-biased person describing the Homestead demo might’ve said, “CIG has made huge strides in AI combat — I’m talking stealth melee takedowns in a raid against desert nomads and a Boss Fight with a sandworm that was right out of Dune itself!” These are just a few of the mistaken impressions Chris would’ve been delighted for a backer to take away from watching those demos. They are not remotely accurate but would constitute success to Chris. After all, we see the Devs themselves create confusion as they recount their intention and this shows just how successful Chris has been at normalizing the conveyance of mistaken impressions via demos. Chris as domineering project leader has projected a Reality Distortion Bubble that over time clouds the common sense instincts and values of malleable people who surely would be against false advertising if asked. Most can’t see they’ve endorsed it and co-created it themselves under Chris’s misguiding, Code Whispering hands. Josh Herman talks about all the time spent putting something in The Game when it wasn’t even the game they were working on — it was a demo. Right after that segment, Chris offers a blase take on Hannes Appell whipping together a fake scanning mechanic, even as he drives home his incoherent primary goal: “I just want to sell the narrative” (blah blah) “more and more fidelity” (blah blah) “find and recover this stuff.” A MoMA-like figure who saw that demo and walked away telling others, “The 3.0 build I saw had a cool new stealth combat system, it had AI desert nomads piloting dragonflies in formation, it it had new scanning mechanics to help in find and recovery work, oh, and did I mention the HUGE boss battle?!” might really have believed all those things were in a secret 3.0 build based on that demo, but of course none of them were. I’m not meaning to White Knight for MoMA on this, just to point out that Chris has long been in the “create mistaken impressions of progress for profit” business and trailers and “game demos” have been primary tools for that purpose. If MoMA was again chumpatized by seeing some such thing, I’d not be surprised. trucutru posted:I mean, we're talking about scum who uses the word "defenestrate" for crying out loud. No dignity! Wait, now I’m having seconds thoughts on my call for open-mindedness about his credulity. But I must point out even your recollections above are not completely accurate because I’m nearly certain I recall that he spelled it incorrectly when using it. McGiggins posted:Mr G0RF, your effort posting is always good, well thought out and reasoned, and fair to both sides.  thanks for the compliment though if such a title existed I’d run away from it!
G0RF fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Mar 17, 2018 |
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Mar 17, 2018 12:51
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MoMa has seen one of the 2 missions currently available. He is some sort of shill/ streamer and I believe he's telling the truth. He also has zero technical knowledge and is not a game developer as one can surmise by his posts. This means he could have seen a cobbled together set of pre renders, editor cuts and actual scripted gameplay. It's not in the same class of straight up bullshit that Jabba was peddling when he claimed to have played all of sq42
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Mar 17, 2018 13:08
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EightAce posted:Everything about the ship the mail to backers and the 'lore' surrounding it is peak CIG. They cannot possibly get more tragic or mercenary than this ? don't give them any more ideas
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Mar 17, 2018 13:09
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EightAce posted:MoMa has seen one of the 2 missions currently available. He is some sort of shill/ streamer and I believe he's telling the truth. He also has zero technical knowledge and is not a game developer as one can surmise by his posts. This means he could have seen a cobbled together set of pre renders, editor cuts and actual scripted gameplay. It's not in the same class of straight up bullshit that Jabba was peddling when he claimed to have played all of sq42 The case for the Chumpatization Defense of the Man of Many Aliases is joined!
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Mar 17, 2018 13:14
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Are trying to tell me that a man who kickstarted a belt might not have the best judgment?
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Mar 17, 2018 13:26
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big nipples big life posted:Are trying to tell me that a man who kickstarted a belt might not have the best judgment? It's not just a belt, it's a tactical pants-retention system.
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Mar 17, 2018 13:37
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EightAce posted:It's not in the same class of straight up bullshit that Jabba was peddling when he claimed to have played all of sq42 Got a link for this particular lie? Why aren't the shitizens in an uproar over THAT, at least? I mean.. at the very least
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Mar 17, 2018 13:38
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big nipples big life posted:Are trying to tell me that a man who kickstarted a belt might not have the best judgment? Let’s just all keep an open mind to the possibility MoMA’s mind may be too open for its own good sometimes. At least his kickstarted belt is holding up his pants and making for a natural conversation piece when he speaks of the virtues of crowdfunding. “Nice belt.” “Oh thanks. I helped kickstart it actually.” “Really? Wow. That’s pretty cool.” “You bet it’s cool. And the best part is we cut Big Fashion right out of the loop. It just meant more money going right to the artisan whose keeping my pants from dropping even as I’m talking with you.” “Uh— okay.” “You know, speaking of incredible artisans I’ve kickstarted... There’s this project...”
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Mar 17, 2018 13:51
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Mangoose posted:Got a link for this particular lie? Why aren't the shitizens in an uproar over THAT, at least? I mean.. at the very least Because no one cares about SQ42.
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Mar 17, 2018 13:51
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AP posted:Constellation Phoenix Emerald I had to go to reddit to check that this was real.
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Mar 17, 2018 13:53
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EminusSleepus posted:they still have 8 aces up in their sleeves I'm surprised they haven't done an all-black variant of the Idris called the Elba.
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Mar 17, 2018 13:54
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Sunswipe posted:I'm surprised they haven't done an all-black variant of the Idris called the Elba. if it is all black then it should be "The Black Tickler" or "Tickler"
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Mar 17, 2018 14:12
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Sunswipe posted:I'm surprised they haven't done an all-black variant of the Idris called the Elba. Oh well done sir
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Mar 17, 2018 14:19
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Star Citizen? I heard it's bad
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Mar 17, 2018 14:55
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Peter.Quint posted:First post on SA. This is a drat fine first post I must say, I did not post so fervently at the beginning lmao
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Mar 17, 2018 14:57
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Solarin posted:Star Citizen? I heard it's bad You heard 
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Mar 17, 2018 14:57
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What the gently caress why are you putting blood into the scabbard gently caress gently caress
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Mar 17, 2018 14:59
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iospace posted:Paging Beet Wagon: Dog has good moves there
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Mar 17, 2018 15:02
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big nipples big life posted:Hey "Derek Smart is a Hero" guy, no one trusts you if you have a clean rap sheet anyway so be happy you got jailed already. Don't ignore this
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Mar 17, 2018 15:03
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Virtual Captain posted:Soon uou guys are done for Actually, someone, shop a board where every step before the end is a long Chris.
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Mar 17, 2018 15:04
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D_Smart posted:. I later forgot all about SA for a bit. But how, how You forgot the things you built from the very beginning with Lowtax 
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Mar 17, 2018 15:05
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Beet Wagon posted:When in doubt, Yeah, this
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Mar 17, 2018 15:06
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I think it's really important to remind everyone I spent about ten years of CIG's development time masquerading as an expensive telegram machine that Chris thought he'd gotten for dictating secret ship construction orders to Ben, and I've seen all one million of the currently completed missions, with their fully functioning NPC AIs, combat ships and toilets. So I can tell you that what MoMA said was one hundred percent words. I want to tell you all about them but I'm about to start forgetting how to type words myself so let me jusgh punf baffloooooooooooooo1 tane
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Mar 17, 2018 15:10
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big nipples big life posted:I think MoMA's sources and Derek's sources should get together and play a half court basketball game for all the marbles. Bobsled for it Both teams wipe out, we get 20 more years
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Mar 17, 2018 15:20
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Solarin posted:Star Citizen? I heard it's bad Counterpoint:
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Mar 17, 2018 15:38
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The Titanic posted:As if Chris Roberts will include a "skip cutscene" button. Thoatse posted:AKA the Sandi button 
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Mar 17, 2018 15:38
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AP posted:
This seems depressingly transparent, even for CIG. I do hope they start doing this for all the major holidays though. I'd love to see their interpretation of say... Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
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Mar 17, 2018 16:03
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Not being able to use store credit for purchases tells me the company is very healthy cash flow wise.
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Mar 17, 2018 16:05
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Beet Wagon posted:This seems depressingly transparent, even for CIG. I do hope they start doing this for all the major holidays though. I'd love to see their interpretation of say... Martin Luther King Jr. Day. * Increased spawn rate for janitors for major holiday event.
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Mar 17, 2018 16:05
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McGiggins posted:Mods, next time moma posts about his super secret dev build that totally exists, please ban the poo poo out of him. I believe moma, so long as he actually went to CIG, which I don't entirely believe. But you all know how CR is, and what he does. I totally 100% believe there is hours of footage "not good enough" for his presentations that is good enough to show crappy backers in private to give them the illusion they're seeing something special and not the poo poo Chris Roberts deemed untenable for his perfect showing. And since nobody saw Pusher in the big screen, they probably are seeing her performances when they are scraping the cutting room floor for "special content" to serve visitors.
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Mar 17, 2018 16:18
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Meridian posted:It's MoMA, dude. Oh iforgot so its all true, brb buying into Star Citizen
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