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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Groovelord Neato posted:

just remembered he has 45 embroidered on the cuffs of his shirts and had a lil lol to myself.
lol the numbers are oriented to be readable by the person steaming his pants

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Obsidianheart posted:

That's cute. You're cute.

When the Nixon Special Prosecutor was fired the investigation kept going while they found a new one.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Oscar Wild posted:

The Fake News McCabe. How Crooked H, Terry M? How? How? Comey!


The Mueller Fake Dossier Crooked Hillary DNC, FISA COURT. WITCH HUNT!

No more readable but also no less.

This child-like idea he has that it was a single dossier that launched this investigation, and not the thousands upon thousands of times he or one of his dingbat associates openly said or did something that was blatant collusion, is adorable. Completely retarded, but adorable.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lacey posted:

lol the numbers are oriented to be readable by the person steaming his pants

Btw who does this now? Pence?

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Groovelord Neato posted:

just remembered he has 45 embroidered on the cuffs of his shirts and had a lil lol to myself.

Burt Sexual posted:

Btw who does this now? Pence?

god drat, my balls.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

NotWearingPants posted:

The third stop in presidential succession is the Speaker of the House. At a certain point Republicans are going to have to ask themselves if they want to impeach Trump, or wait for the Democrats to do it and risk President Nancy Pelosi.

Paul Ryan is Speaker of the House, not Pelosi. She's House Minority Leader.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Kumo posted:

Paul Ryan is Speaker of the House, not Pelosi. She's House Minority Leader.

They are implying the blue wave changes that.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Relevant Tangent posted:

America hasn't had one in living memory, so it looks like a bunch of French people.

Cheese eating surrender monkeys have more balls than you do

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


What a loving incredible weekend in this pisspocalypse.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

When the Nixon Special Prosecutor was fired the investigation kept going while they found a new one.

That was before we splintered off into hell dimension, thankyouverymuch.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
I just love how it never loving stops. The trump train is real, and its loving hilarious.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
If Stompin Stormy releases the spicy photos will they be decried as Fake Nudes?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008



Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




The Archaic posted:

If Stompin Stormy releases the spicy photos will they be decried as Fake Nudes?

They're probably going to just immediately deflect to "heh, stupid libtardss, who wouldn't want nudes with a porn star? :smuggo:" to ignore the actual underlying implications of Trump using illegal hush money.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Burt Sexual posted:

Btw who does this now? Pence?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
America deserved 9/11

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
http://cursed-a-lago.tk/

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


a lot of collagen in them pics.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011


Lol the amount of blondes in comparison to othrrs is really funny....also no brown people lol

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


I am once again lolling heartily about how much everyone on the internet's panties are in a bunch about DJT's presidency. It has been the gift that keeps on giving and Mueller getting the ax would basically be me as a 6 year old on Christmas morning. Hallelujah I flippin love it.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

Fiddler on the Reef posted:

I am once again lolling heartily about how much everyone on the internet's panties are in a bunch about DJT's presidency. It has been the gift that keeps on giving and Mueller getting the ax would basically be me as a 6 year old on Christmas morning. Hallelujah I flippin love it.

I am loling out of depression because this is still my home and it is being poo poo on by a orange pissgoblin. There is nothing I can do about it so I just have to lol to not go insane

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

friendbot2000 posted:

I am loling out of depression because this is still my home and it is being poo poo on by a orange pissgoblin. There is nothing I can do about it so I just have to lol to not go insane

:same:

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Not now, Trump train.

Wait until it goes off a cliff. Then.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Hey I'm really dumb with a brain that functions barely better than our big special boys. Explain to me what it would mean for Trump if he were to fire Mueller?

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

kazr posted:

Hey I'm really dumb with a brain that functions barely better than our big special boys. Explain to me what it would mean for Trump if he were to fire Mueller?

https://www.wired.com/story/heres-what-happens-if-magnificent-bastard-mueller-gets-fired/

https://www.wired.com/story/bob-muellers-investigation-is-largerand-further-alongthan-you-think/

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

g0lbez posted:

also I've been struggling lately on whether to actually use the word "retarded" to describe our president not for any SJW reasons but simply because I think it's unfair to actual retarded people to be associated with donald trump in any sort of fashion but lately the word does seem to fit quite well because we have a retard as president

My cousin is thirty but a tenth of that age intellectually. He thinks Trump is a loser.

e which is funny because his family is super red

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
If you aren't ready to march should Mueller be fired, then you are more of a pissbaby than Trump.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Nocheez posted:

If you aren't ready to march should Mueller be fired, then you are more of a pissbaby than Trump.

I'm waiting for the wave of horror when Mueller gets fired and this doesn't somehow magically lead to Trump crumbling and getting impeached because ???

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



kazr posted:

Hey I'm really dumb with a brain that functions barely better than our big special boys. Explain to me what it would mean for Trump if he were to fire Mueller?

So here's what happens instantly. Mueller's current draft of his report titled "Literally Thousands of Provable Reasons Donald Trump Should Be In Prison and Not Be President" definitely goes to congress: do not pass go, do not collect $200. It's like that it goes public at the same time, but if it doesn't then someone in congress leaks it to the press within six hours of them getting it.

And then the same poo poo that's been happening for the past eighteen months keeps happening with Republicans going, "Yeah, I don't see how this 5000 page long report with detailed indices of evidence of crimes committed on the part of almost everyone in the administration and a nice portion of republicans in congress shows anything," while democrats wringing their hands but refusing to actually get confrontational because that might be inconvenient. It'll be January before anything can possibly get done because that's when the new congress gets seated and in the mean time the people that know how deeply they are hosed will be doing anything they can to gently caress us back.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

kazr posted:

Hey I'm really dumb with a brain that functions barely better than our big special boys. Explain to me what it would mean for Trump if he were to fire Mueller?

Protests and riots in the streets. Local & State police, perhaps even National Guard called out. More and more venerable people calling for Trump's resignation. Greater instability in the largest economy & military nation in the world.

And Trump would be done in about a year or so.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Massacre#Aftermath


e: Judging by the responses in this thread, the better answer might be: "No one has any loving idea."

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
America has always been a fascist state. We have been waiting for our Trump for a long time.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

kazr posted:

Hey I'm really dumb with a brain that functions barely better than our big special boys. Explain to me what it would mean for Trump if he were to fire Mueller?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmzuRXLzqKk

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jfc

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



A king summoned me to his court, he said, "Oh wise meme-maker, make me a meme that will always be true."

TIP fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Mar 18, 2018

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Trump is such a drat good narcissist. He might be (as many people are saying) the best narcissist.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Lmao if Mueller gets fired nothing will happen

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus/status/974831949285031936?s=20

https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus/status/974858717370961920?s=20

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Huh.

What.

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Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
It's so loving nice that even in this scandal-infested sham of an administration President Donald Trump remembers to say "you're fired!".

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