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Facebook quietly announced (through one of its least-followed CTOs) on the 16th that it was suspending its relationship with Cambridge Analytica, and SCL, now that the money's made and the damage is done. https://newsroom.fb.com/news/2018/03/suspending-cambridge-analytica/ Something something private firm harvested personal information of Facebook users something something we swear it's only 50 million of you but they had 230 million people's information. You probably can guess what their PR Statement says before you read it: quote:
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friendbot2000 posted:He just...skeeted it out.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:03 |
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Thanks for the thoughtful response, extremely real person David Vee
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:05 |
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After that Mueller tweet this morning someone snatched his phone out of his tiny little hands, didn't they
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:08 |
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All stock gains in 2018 have now been erased
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:20 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I just am loving speechless NRA being officially a Russian societal disorder/money laundering/vote purchasing mechanism gives me a little peace of mind, because it's not really people's beliefs. Problem is crazy motherfuckers buy into it whole heatedly. Side note: went to auto parts store today and dude walking out was just open carry, pistol on hip like a goddamn cowboy, made me cringe hard.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:24 |
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How has he managed to not spurt out a tweet about Stormy? That's impressive.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:25 |
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"We intentionally created a system to harvest vast vast vast amounts of personal data on every aspect of our users' lives with the specific intent to profit from it. How could we have possibly predicted a negative outcome? Totally won't happen again guys!"
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:25 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:All stock gains in 2018 have now been erased Obama!
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:25 |
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So Lacroix is that dude from that Vampire the Masquerade video game, right?
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:30 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:NRA being officially a Russian societal disorder/money laundering/vote purchasing mechanism gives me a little peace of mind, because it's not really people's beliefs. Problem is crazy motherfuckers buy into it whole heatedly. my mechanic open carries
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:30 |
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akiyba posted:How has he managed to not spurt out a tweet about Stormy? That's impressive. I'm gonna be so mad if someone takes his phone away and prevents him from live-tweeting next Sunday's 60 Minutes.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:31 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:All stock gains in 2018 have now been erased Before people start popping the proletariat champagne the market is still up 4,000 pts from this time last year.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:32 |
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akiyba posted:How has he managed to not spurt out a tweet about Stormy? That's impressive. Because he's in love
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:33 |
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Burning_Monk posted:Before people start popping the proletariat champagne the market is still up 4,000 pts from this time last year. I didn't pop champagne, I just maxed out my Roth IRA hoping that this is the lowest point.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:34 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:NRA being officially a Russian societal disorder/money laundering/vote purchasing mechanism gives me a little peace of mind, because it's not really people's beliefs. Problem is crazy motherfuckers buy into it whole heatedly. actually like 50% of America is that crazy the whole Russian psyop thing is just a convenient fiction to hide the reality of mass popular delusion
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:35 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Side note: went to auto parts store today and dude walking out was just open carry, pistol on hip like a goddamn cowboy, made me cringe hard. I saw that at a Utah Costco once. Mom and Dad open-carrying, with two really little kids walking around with them. What the hell.
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Extra Large Marge posted:I wish I had a pallet of LaCroix. shallot*
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:41 |
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akiyba posted:How has he managed to not spurt out a tweet about Stormy? That's impressive. Melania will loving kill him
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:42 |
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Nocheez posted:hoping that this is the lowest point. Ha haha hahaha Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:44 |
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https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/975803929748561920
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:45 |
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Nocheez posted:I didn't pop champagne, I just maxed out my Roth IRA hoping that this is the lowest point. i have bad news
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:51 |
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He is gonna combat the opiod epidemic using "very bad commercials" lol
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:51 |
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1redflag posted:Ha haha hahaha Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I had to do it before April 15th, seemed as good of a day as any.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:51 |
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akiyba posted:How has he managed to not spurt out a tweet about Stormy? That's impressive. Because Stormy would rip him a new rear end in a top hat? Tromp avoids hurling abuse at people who are likely to fling it back, and when they do he quickly retreats to another goodbrain topic.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:56 |
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I've always wondered what trump looks like right after he gets out of the shower. Like, what does his hair look like? I bet it is a v sad sight.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:56 |
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https://www.channel4.com/news/cambr...s-investigation Cambridge Analytica executives admit to using whores & bribery to entrap politicians.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:56 |
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Kumo posted:https://www.channel4.com/news/cambr...s-investigation
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:57 |
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https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/975803507415638016
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 19:57 |
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Opioids: the crisis next door We would build a wall to keep them next door, but up to 90 pounds of drugs can easily clear a 30 foot wall if kept in a burlap sack and flung by a mexican
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 20:00 |
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The piss tape is real and the Mercers have a copy https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/975808742854930433
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 20:02 |
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https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/975788017116790786
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 20:08 |
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my body can't handle Infrastructure Week
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 20:09 |
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Jaywalkers deserve death tbh.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 20:11 |
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I just had a quick sensible side-chuckle at the fact that Trump is the first president since Polk not to have any pets (though Andrew Johnson only "Fed white mice he found in his bedroom" ("name unknown", "number unknown")). His handlers probably considered getting him a dog at first but then realized that it would just end up mummified in a crawlspace somewhere after a week, somehow.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 20:13 |
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Smirr posted:I just had a quick sensible side-chuckle at the fact that Trump is the first president since Polk not to have any pets (though Andrew Johnson only "Fed white mice he found in his bedroom" ("name unknown", "number unknown")). His handlers probably considered getting him a dog at first but then realized that it would just end up mummified in a crawlspace somewhere after a week, somehow. What about Jared?
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 20:14 |
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Smirr posted:I just had a quick sensible side-chuckle at the fact that Trump is the first president since Polk not to have any pets (though Andrew Johnson only "Fed white mice he found in his bedroom" ("name unknown", "number unknown")). His handlers probably considered getting him a dog at first but then realized that it would just end up mummified in a crawlspace somewhere after a week, somehow. Having an animal in the house is a liability with a Huckabee on staff.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 20:17 |
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https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/975813462700957697 These guys don't seem very smart, jfc
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Smirr posted:I just had a quick sensible side-chuckle at the fact that Trump is the first president since Polk not to have any pets (though Andrew Johnson only "Fed white mice he found in his bedroom" ("name unknown", "number unknown")). His handlers probably considered getting him a dog at first but then realized that it would just end up mummified in a crawlspace somewhere after a week, somehow. Future spergs are going to add whatever insects and parasites are found to be living in Trump’s folds and crevices during his autopsy to the wiki article on presidential pets
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