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Platystemon posted:Your friends are swingers. His parents are swingers. They just don't need awkward conversations at Thanksgiving.
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Krispy Wafer posted:His parents are swingers. poo poo. That’s what I meant. It’s not that they want to stay away from his cyberlife. It’s that they want him to stay away from theirs.
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Mar 17, 2018 22:59
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Platystemon posted:Your parents are swingers. Is it still swinging if they aren't together? I'm pretty sure that's just a series of one night stands then
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Krispy Wafer posted:His parents are swingers. Hey, there's no call for that. I'm sure Lens parents are a lovely couple, who just happen to be looking to meet like-minded couples for friendship, and possibly something more. Do we have to put labels on it?
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So after killing a dog and accidentally shipping another to Japan, United finally got its poo poo togeth-quote:United flight had to be diverted because it accidentally had a dog onboard At this point letting your dog fly United is the equivalent to just leaving them on the side of the road. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2018/03/17/united-flight-had-to-be-diverted-because-it-accidentally-had-a-dog-onboard
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Pictured that as letting the dog fly the plane.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Pictured that as letting the dog fly the plane. There's no rule that says etc etc
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Bud Air: No Dog Rules, Just Fun!
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Mar 19, 2018 00:24
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Mar 19, 2018 02:02
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A reminder that the Air Bud movie universe is up to a dozen films now.
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The MSJ posted:A reminder that the Air Bud movie universe is up to a dozen films now. Pretty sure it’s more than that because of the Santa Buddies movies.
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GrandpaPants posted:At this point letting your dog fly United is the equivalent to just leaving them on the side of the road.
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Mar 19, 2018 05:45
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Better a good dog than a dead dog.
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Mar 19, 2018 12:47
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Better a good dog than a dead dog. All Dogs Are Good Dogs
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Screaming Idiot posted:All Dogs Are Good Dogs they're good dogs Brent
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Inescapable Duck posted:Pictured that as letting the dog fly the plane. Give them time. I expect the headline about that in about a week .
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Mar 19, 2018 14:15
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Indolent Bastard posted:they're good dogs Brent Bront*
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The MSJ posted:A reminder that the Air Bud movie universe is up to a dozen films now. A reminder Air Bud won and was MVP of the Major League Baseball world series. He is one of the greatest baseball players in the world.
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Antioch posted:Bront* My dog's name is also Bront
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Dear Izotope: no
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Trig Discipline posted:Dear Izotope: no Trig, sloppy bottom, mom?
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I’m not sure what that post means. Did you just introduce me to your mom?
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Trig Discipline posted:I’m not sure what that post means. Did you just introduce me to your mom? Yes. She's lonely. Please help her.
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Krispy Wafer posted:Or 10 calorie Diet Dr. Pepper because real men can handle a little sugar. From pages ago but I remember this being marketed heavily in Marvel comics around the time of the first Avengers film featuring Black Widow kicking through what looked like a hallway of lockers (I’m not looking it up). I may even be misremembering the ad but I know was for a diet soda. Haifisch posted:I for one can't believe men couldn't use Kleenix or sunscreen until someone invented the FOR MAN versions. Given there are men who refuse to clean their own anus in any capacity I can absolutely believe this. Cowslips Warren posted:Bitch I want the loving Pikachu, what gender the Pokemon is does not matter to me! Funny thing about Pokémon: most legendaries have no gender whatsoever. And now for more recent content: how much money has Facebook lost in the last two days? Quick search says 6-9 billion.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Given there are men who refuse to clean their own anus in any capacity I can absolutely believe this. 
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Mar 21, 2018 18:57
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Mar 21, 2018 21:23
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sleepy gary posted:Clean your anuses. All of them? 
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:All of them? Yes, remember front to back.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:All of them? Anus George, is that you?
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Johnny Five-anus
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Imagine four unwiped anuses at the end of a cliff. Toxic Masculinity works the same way.
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Panfilo posted:Imagine four unwiped anuses at the end of a cliff. Toxic Masculinity works the same way. Real men don't spread their cheeks ever. That goes for cleaning themselves after a poop brah Edit: although my favorite toxic masculinity story is the guy who had been sitting directly on the toilet because men put the seat up
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Len posted:Real men don't spread their cheeks ever. That goes for cleaning themselves after a poop brah That’s how you build strong calves and thighs. Sports pundit Pablo Torre lived without a toilet seat for a year. He probably kicks like a cassowary.
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i've only heard of it in the context of disgusting goonlord MGTOW types and rumors about one obscure pro wrestler from the 80s who apparently never wiped his rear end and made a point of telling everyone backstage (spoilered because incredibly gross) (he especially made a point of it when he convinced a ring rat to rim him)
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I heard about it somewhere on these forums, probably via this tweet: https://twitter.com/keithcalder/status/918598272243126272?lang=en
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:rumors about one obscure pro wrestler from the 80s who apparently never wiped his rear end and made a point of telling everyone backstage You cannot possibly leave us hanging like that.
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Hattie Masters posted:You cannot possibly leave us hanging like that. That wrestler definitely left something hanging.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i've only heard of it in the context of disgusting goonlord MGTOW types and rumors about one obscure pro wrestler from the 80s who apparently never wiped his rear end and made a point of telling everyone backstage "Big Johnny, I think mah muffler fell out" (phoneposting or I'd link it)
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Memento posted:"Big Johnny, I think mah muffler fell out" I know what this refers to and I hate I still remember it.
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