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It's pretend, it's a gag gift, they just don't make a distinction between gold as in "made of Au" and gold as in "shiny yellow color"
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Wasn’t there some counterfeit gold in the thread that had a plating and weighed the correct amount for gold? I saw some listing like that and the reviews mentioned selling it with no problems.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 00:24 |
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Crusty Nutsack posted:Wait what? They're selling $1300 worth of gold for $3, thinking (and the product saying) it's bronze? From what I could find they do sell real bronze and gold bullion like this and the seller is just playing up the holy poo poo check out this gold angle. It does say gold plated + "metal" so they aren't trying very hard to scam you
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 00:41 |
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I want to buy a pile of the nazi gold, scatter it around my house, and go "boing boing boing! duh duhdhudhu!" as I pick it up. edit: reference Kibbles n Shits fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Mar 19, 2018 |
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I can’t imagine these plated bars have any legitimate use besides being used as film props and prop makers wouldn’t be ordering from AliExpress Look what I found on AliExpress http://s.aliexpress.com/F77ZfMzA
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:12 |
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I’m going to get an old treasure chest and fill it with bitcoins. http://s.aliexpress.com/QjUbyemI I especially like the Silk Road ones.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:25 |
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Snowy posted:I can’t imagine these plated bars have any legitimate use besides being used as film props and prop makers wouldn’t be ordering from AliExpress A lot of stuff on AliExpress is the same poo poo that gets imported by the container load by retailers and other suppliers. If you were a small film maker you certainly would look places like AliExpress if you couldn't beg borrow steal locally from prop suppliers
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:40 |
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Carecat posted:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g4tVo47lvdk
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:09 |
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Carecat posted:
lol
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 13:40 |
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Snowy posted:I can’t imagine these plated bars have any legitimate use besides being used as film props and prop makers wouldn’t be ordering from AliExpress They don't have any illegitimate uses either: no-one who knows gold is going to be fooled. I bought a couple of bits as a novelty and I suppose I might make a keyring or similar. I did have a vague plan of making them buried treasure for a game or hidden cache, then I realised that if someone found them, they might think they were real and get crushing disappointment when they discover their financial worries weren't over after all. Which isn't a fun game.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 13:55 |
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Personally I'm putting all my life savings into bitcoin https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PC...2826588012.html
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 14:19 |
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I'd buy a stack of these in the under a dollar range.
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Goddamit there's so many bitcoin videos that I can't find that buttcoin rap some goon did. E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBfeLdjNVKY By popular demand fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Mar 19, 2018 |
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tater_salad posted:I'd buy a stack of these in the under a dollar range. I love reading the occasional news story where somebody scams a moron by selling them a physical bitcoin. These seem like they'd do the trick. Also the anniversary sale is apparently in 9 days. Will the prices be artificially inflated to increase the perceived discount? Will coupon stacking work like it's supposed so? Who knows!
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 16:35 |
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I wanted a print of "Boy with Apple" from The Grand Budapest Hotel, just to have something fun. Available prints were just lovely screen-grabs from the movie. I shopped around looking for someone to paint it in the USA, but their prices were always far more than I was willing to pay for a joke. AliExpress made it happen.
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The Hambulance posted:I wanted a print of "Boy with Apple" from The Grand Budapest Hotel, just to have something fun. Available prints were just lovely screen-grabs from the movie. I shopped around looking for someone to paint it in the USA, but their prices were always far more than I was willing to pay for a joke. How much?
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The Hambulance posted:I wanted a print of "Boy with Apple" from The Grand Budapest Hotel, just to have something fun. Available prints were just lovely screen-grabs from the movie. I shopped around looking for someone to paint it in the USA, but their prices were always far more than I was willing to pay for a joke. Now that's cool. Tell me all. (I have been looking for a copy of the 'Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies' by Van Klomp for ages)
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:15 |
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‘When I receive full payment I will paint out my watermark’
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mike12345 posted:How much? $145 each for an 18 x 24 picture (I got one for another goon). Took about 4 weeks, but Chinese New Year was right in the middle. The company made me find an example I liked so they could get the colors right, and they posted a photo of the painting for my approval before it shipped. Came via DHL in a cardboard tube. Prices in the States ranged from $450 to $700, so this was a bargain. Edit: I’m trying to find the company so I can link Edit 2: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Custom-oil-painting-reproduction-famous-arts-handmade-painting-artwork-for-home-decoration/1782358421.html Very easy to deal with. The Hambulance fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Mar 19, 2018 |
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Custom oil paintings are the best thing you can get on AE. You can even get something “simpler” like a degas for under a bill.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:43 |
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Also the anniversary sale is apparently in 9 days. Will the prices be artificially inflated to increase the perceived discount? Will coupon stacking work like it's supposed so? Who knows!
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There used to be a site called something like customchinesepropaganda.com or something like that, and like you’d guess, they would paint your face into your choice of propaganda artwork. I found this example I remember from the site Since then I’ve wished I had ordered one, and that painting posted earlier made me check it out again. There’s a couple sites I’ve seen that do it, but they’re probably just middle men farming it out to aliexpress. Some of them look pretty good And some look a little lovely So it’s probably a little bit of a crapshoot and also depends on really good reference that matches the look of the painting as closely as possible. I’m keeping my eyes out for a good painter now, but if any of you find something especially good on AliExpress please
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spog posted:(I have been looking for a copy of the 'Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies' by Van Klomp for ages) If you get it, please post!
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 23:07 |
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Anne Whateley posted:Oh man you aren't joking. I had so much stuff in my cart that has always been like $1, is now $2, will go down to $1.75 for the sale. Brutal It seems to be 100% dependent on the seller's whims. I have gotten some genuine deals during previous sales, but it seems like there are five examples of pricing fuckery for every one bargain. It really helps if you have been watching the item's regular price fluctuations so you know what stuff is usually worth.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:It seems to be 100% dependent on the seller's whims. I have gotten some genuine deals during previous sales, but it seems like there are five examples of pricing fuckery for every one bargain. It really helps if you have been watching the item's regular price fluctuations so you know what stuff is usually worth. It's easy because it's all actually worth nothing.
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Anne Whateley posted:Oh man you aren't joking. I had so much stuff in my cart that has always been like $1, is now $2, will go down to $1.75 for the sale. Brutal I loaded my cart up last night for my first Ali buy and went to check out today and it was like gently caress-you-Christmas.
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Looking at custom oils paintings almost all of them are for paint-by-numbers on canvas. Who the gently caress does that? Ok, maybe it’s a good gag once in a while but it’s like 90% of the custom oil painting listings. This one looks ok http://s.aliexpress.com/iE3QfuuA
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 04:33 |
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My official Battldgrounes merchandise arrived. It's way too big for a key ring which is what I expected but the quality is excellent,.
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Carecat posted:My official Battldgrounes merchandise arrived. I had no idea what thread I was in for a minute there.
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Snowy posted:Looking at custom oils paintings almost all of them are for paint-by-numbers on canvas. Who the gently caress does that? Ok, maybe it’s a good gag once in a while but it’s like 90% of the custom oil painting listings. LOL, how big a choad is this guy?
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 22:13 |
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Well drat never thought I’d be a purveyor of art but it’s hard to resist that.
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 22:52 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:LOL, how big a choad is this guy? Those other two examples are extremely shameful
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 22:55 |
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If you're like me, you like your bath scrub to be harsh. If you can't feel your skin peeling, it's not harsh enough. I spent years trying to find a scrub that's hard enough, I even tried pan scrubbers. Cue these cheap nylon fuckers: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WEC...0004520261.html They are nothing like those soft nylon scrunchy netlike sponges that you might've seen that do an awesome foamy lather or whatever. No, these do one job and that job is to scrape off as much skin as possible without actually being a power tool. They feel incredible. They're currently 2.17, will be 1.79 in the sale, both of those prices being less than I paid for them, so you can be sure you're saving pennies!
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Sharpest Crayon posted:If you're like me, you like your bath scrub to be harsh. If you can't feel your skin peeling, it's not harsh enough. yes please. destroy my body How long have they lasted you? Those dumb netted lace bundles always fall apart in like two weeks.
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 23:09 |
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I like salux cloths but they are like six dollars
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Sharpest Crayon posted:If you're like me, you like your bath scrub to be harsh. If you can't feel your skin peeling, it's not harsh enough. That's a potato-peeling glove lol
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Jerry Cotton posted:That's a potato-peeling glove lol How did you think ladies got our skin so soft?
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Blue Train posted:Those other two examples are extremely shameful This is shameful?? Yeah that Spiderman isn’t too hot but to be fair the reference wasn’t very good. If I were ordering I’d make sure the lighting was coming from the same angle, the color was right, and the camera angle was right. You probably have to leave as little to their imagination as possible. Or get one of yourself like this http://s.aliexpress.com/FR322iYZ
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# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:58 |
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Snowy posted:This is shameful?? Spiderman and game of thrones+cats Lol at whoever would buy the girl painting
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Blue Train posted:Lol at whoever would buy the girl painting counterpoint: lol at whoever wouldn't
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