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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Crucial reveal from the Tumblr:

Abaddon posted:

quote:

Anonymous asked:

With the newest page this most important question has come up: does Mammon give the kids rides on his back?

Of course.

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ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Grandpa mammon :allears:

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Archenteron posted:

Avshalom was right all along :magical:

:shittypop:

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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Hostile V posted:

It's just Tweety beating on Sylvester's uvula like it's a speed bag until Sylvester spits him out.

:dukedog: Now that's what I'm talking about.

voting third party
Sep 5, 2006
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Pureauthor posted:

well, I guess no one actually fights Mammon then!

Now we just have to deal with Oscar and Mottom on the way out

I'm thinking Mottom either bought him and left or is there to try to prevent anyone from taking him out.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Tenebrais posted:

Crucial reveal from the Tumblr

Remember: There are no bad dogs. Mammon was just raised in a bad environment.

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Mar 20, 2018

Reene
Aug 26, 2005

:justpost:

I bet Solomon bought Zaid.

Which would explain why there's a Solomon book forthcoming.

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
Makes sense in that context, but you'd think the Thorns would have bought Zaid given they have plans for him.


I'm interested to see if Zaid ends up being an antagonist (or at least groomed to oppose Allison). I'm sure he could be persuaded that he's the rightful heir.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


I feel like the Thorns are ideologically opposed to paying for anything

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
The Thorns had him originally, it'd be weird to let him go and then buy him back. If they wanted him they should have just taken him directly back to Michael/Metatron, unless I'm forgetting some detail.

Rhaka
Feb 15, 2008

Practice knighthood and learn
the art that dignifies you

The Thorns put Zaid on layaway.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Where the hell is Mottom

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Dr Cheeto posted:

Where the hell is Mottom

Any...

Minute...

Now!

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Dr Cheeto posted:

Where the hell is Mottom

Look up.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dr Cheeto posted:

Where the hell is Mottom

At the fireworks factory

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



Roland Jones posted:

The Thorns had him originally, it'd be weird to let him go and then buy him back. If they wanted him they should have just taken him directly back to Michael/Metatron, unless I'm forgetting some detail.

They got ambushed by Jagganoth, who took Zaid from them. They didn't intend to hand him over to the Demiurges, they just couldn't prevent it from happening.

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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It happen

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Told you.

Also, demon nipple status: resolved.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Dr Cheeto posted:

Where the hell is Mottom

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/976243703269470208

you called

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



IT'S HAPPENING

I really like that last panel, it's just really pleasing framing.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:
also getting serious vibes of this scene from the last panel

Quinton
Apr 25, 2004

I can't help but thinking that if Allison had just conquered Mottom in the first place she could have taken this much more straightforward path!

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Well, so much this place protecting Mammon from the other gods.

Also, wow, the results of Allison's terrible decisions just keep getting worse and worse. This seems like it has potential to be catastrophic.

Poltergrift
Feb 16, 2014



"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a proper swordsman. One with clothes."
SFX: extremely long slide whistle

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
I feel kind of stupid for asking this but... what the hell? Is that the entire everything crashing into the vault? How is that even possible, what is happening here?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Mimesweeper posted:

I feel kind of stupid for asking this but... what the hell? Is that the entire everything crashing into the vault? How is that even possible, what is happening here?

Mottom decided not to bother with the whole death maze and just drove her castle into the vault.

Remember Mottom's summer palace is flying and mobile so she can follow the path of worlds razed for her glory. It's not particularly out there to go take it to visit the neighbours.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
its mottom's ultra-palace, Allison was there before and killed her immortality tree...



I think she might be slightly miffed still.

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
Oh, that's Mottom's place. I thought it was the whole, uh, everything. Whatever it's called.

That makes a lot more sense.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Mimesweeper posted:

Oh, that's Mottom's place. I thought it was the whole, uh, everything. Whatever it's called.

That makes a lot more sense.

Not The Wheel, just a wheel.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Roland Jones posted:

Well, so much this place protecting Mammon from the other gods.

Also, wow, the results of Allison's terrible decisions just keep getting worse and worse. This seems like it has potential to be catastrophic.

Billions might die! Billions!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
I wonder how Mottom crashed through the pocket dimension the vault is in. Unless it’s not a pocket dimension and just that drat big?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


pseudorandom name posted:

Billions might die! Billions!

Perhaps as many as 6 billions? (minus one)

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The alt-text claims Mottom is not a subtle queen, but that's about the same level of subtlety as Hrotomos so it's alright I think.

Mammon just gained a free flying palace to put in his vault. It might even still have a few intact teapots.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
The thing about pocket dimensions is that they tend to be bigger on the inside than the outside.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


I want a gearing up scene where the priest all leap up and grab their weapons from Mammon's neck and go to town on some fools.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

VanSandman posted:

I wonder how Mottom crashed through the pocket dimension the vault is in. Unless it’s not a pocket dimension and just that drat big?

she is a wizard and he is a wizard to answer your questions

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Motherfucker posted:

she is a wizard and he is a wizard to answer your questions

Replace wizard with god and you're exactly correct.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

ok I like Mottom now

420 ramraid a hell vault with your flying palace every day

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VanSandman posted:

I wonder how Mottom crashed through the pocket dimension the vault is in. Unless it’s not a pocket dimension and just that drat big?

She has a key in her head, she can get into places.

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Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Next page is gonna be that thing landing on Mammon and Mottom coming out all like, "What was that noise? Did I hit someone's dog?"

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