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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

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Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm just assuming anyone who thinks it's OK light reading is severely autistic and would also consider The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters OK light reading.

e: I'm pretty sure this is not what I meant to quote but :shrug:
I changed my post because I felt that the thread had moved on from discussing Ready Player One. :ninja:

My post previously said that it was neither high art nor good science fiction because it was awful masturbatory nostalgia glurge, written poorly.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

doverhog posted:

Ready Player One isn't high art or good science fiction, and it didn't seem like it was really intended as such either. It was fine light read to see what all the hype was about, entertaining like a Donald Duck comic would be.

Don't besmirch the good name of Donald Duck, which is a cerebral, polished experience compared to loving RPO.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck is one of my absolute favorite stories.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Donald Duck has a lot more fans than you'd think. :tipshat: I liked the story about the square eggs.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Donald's fine, but he'll never live up to his uncle.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Beachcomber posted:

Donald's fine, but he'll never live up to his uncle.



I don't know the name of this particular DD artist, but he's pretty much the only good comic author in recorded history.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Don Rosa.

The one and only.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm just assuming anyone who thinks it's OK light reading is severely autistic and would also consider The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters OK light reading.

e: I'm pretty sure this is not what I meant to quote but :shrug:

The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters is at least whimsical and unpredictable. I'm guessing the penultimate chapter of Ready Player One isn't an incredibly detailed account of the protagonists going to Pizza Hut.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

I'd subscribe to their newsletter, and order a shredder to shred the newsletter.

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

No way these are real extracts, it can't possibly be that poo poo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Inescapable Duck posted:

I'd subscribe to their newsletter, and order a shredder to shred the newsletter.

Like a beautiful shredding ouroboros.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Bushmaori posted:

No way these are real extracts, it can't possibly be that poo poo.

You came to this thread whole. Right and truth were of your world, strong within you. Beauty was known.

Now you’re hosed.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Bushmaori posted:

No way these are real extracts, it can't possibly be that poo poo.


Those snippets are cherry-picked and presented out of context.

The rest of the book is much worse.

Cheshire Puss
Sep 14, 2007

Only the insane equate pain with success.
I found it a moderately fun book, albeit with a writing style that screams of being self published and it contains about 6-8 eye rollingly awful rants by the protagonist/author that would be embarrassing to anyone that's not an angst ridden adolescent boy. Rest of the book is okay with some fun moments, but mostly fun in the "Haha, I understand MMO terminology and reading a story about them is novel" way.

I'll watch the movie, won't except much but some spectacle. I'm easy to please.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Cheshire Puss posted:

I found it a moderately fun book, albeit with a writing style that screams of being self published and it contains about 6-8 eye rollingly awful rants by the protagonist/author that would be embarrassing to anyone that's not an angst ridden adolescent boy. Rest of the book is okay with some fun moments, but mostly fun in the "Haha, I understand MMO terminology and reading a story about them is novel" way.

I'll watch the movie, won't except much but some spectacle. I'm easy to please.

Thank you, poster "Trademark Cheshire Grin"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Bushmaori posted:

No way these are real extracts, it can't possibly be that poo poo.

These are absolutely real.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Those excerpts are pretty funny in a Coldsteel the Hedgehog kind of way, but I can't imagine a whole book like that :psyduck:

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009
Really puts my failures in cliche fiction into perspective :(

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Seriously pro-click. Chitoryu is suffering so we don't have to. As much.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
First, you do not mess with Donald Duck, he'll kill you with absolutely no regrets











And second, let's not forget Ernest Cline's magnum opus:

quote:

Ernest Cline Nerd Porn Auteur Lyrics

I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed gently caress bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.

You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Summa cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

I'm talking about the girls that used to gently caress up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.

My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.

In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be gently caress films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

This idea is a loving gold mine.
I am gonna make millions,
because this country is full of database programmers
and electronics engineers
and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.
And you can help . . .

If you're an intelligent woman who is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,
and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,
then you are hired.

It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.
It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.
You are beautiful. . .
And I will make you a star.

I know he was so proud of this that he recorded a reading of it himself but all my Google searches only give me dead links. Maybe someone will be luckier.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I have not read the book.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
To recycle my own joke from when I saw that before, I thought this was the shredding industry icon!?

Seedge
Jun 15, 2009
Hey, buddy. :glomp:



oldpainless posted:

I have not read the book.

More like oldbookless

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mobby_6kl posted:

To recycle my own joke from when I saw that before, I thought this was the shredding industry icon!?



Me, respect, women.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

oldpainless posted:

I have not read the book.

There's no need to brag

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Probably just wants someone to watch this show with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tudors

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Okay, not to continue the dogpiling on RP1, but this particular one kind of sums up what's so off-putting to me: from everything I've seen of RP1 (and I admittedly haven't read it), I don't get the impression that the main character, or Cline for that matter, actually like the stuff they're referencing. It's just knowing trivia. Great, you know the name of an Atari game - do you have any memories associated with it? Does it make you feel a certain way? Can you even say if it's good or bad? Or is it just a name to toss on a list of "things I'm aware of"? Like, there's plenty of nerdy poo poo I'm a fan of, but I could actually talk about why I like it and what it means to me, rather than just recite a bunch of names or references like a walking Wikipedia article. And it's not even like those things are inherently bad; something like Futurama's Star Trek episode is chock-full of in-jokes and references, but it's also a legitimate love letter to the series and tells you why the characters and writers are so attached to it. There's a genuine emotion behind it.

Like I said, I haven't read the book, so for all I know the rest of it has more than a surface-level acknowledgement of the things it name drops, but this passage, and the car one, and the one where he just lists names of shows and movies for a page all just feel so empty. I've heard RP1 called nostalgic, but nostalgia is an actual emotion and at least indicates that someone likes a thing. This just feels like a weird self-congratulatory trip about how many nerdy things Cline can name.

Anyway, here's a funny picture that only 80s kids will remember:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Ready Player One is proof that Something Awful could crowd source a book and somehow manage to get Christopher Nolan to direct the movie adaptation staring a Foreverial nude Tom Hardy.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cheshire Puss posted:

I found it a moderately fun book, albeit with a writing style that screams of being self published and it contains about 6-8 eye rollingly awful rants by the protagonist/author that would be embarrassing to anyone that's not an angst ridden adolescent boy. Rest of the book is okay with some fun moments, but mostly fun in the "Haha, I understand MMO terminology and reading a story about them is novel" way.

I'll watch the movie, won't except much but some spectacle. I'm easy to please.

Dude, there is a massive genre of MMO novels. It's not exactly high quality stuff, but RPO is the worst. At least read the Overlord series

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




That does sound good, I’m tempted to make a call to Mr Laurie Reeves!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Lord Hydronium posted:

Like I said, I haven't read the book, so for all I know the rest of it has more than a surface-level acknowledgement of the things it name drops, but this passage, and the car one, and the one where he just lists names of shows and movies for a page all just feel so empty. I've heard RP1 called nostalgic, but nostalgia is an actual emotion and at least indicates that someone likes a thing. This just feels like a weird self-congratulatory trip about how many nerdy things Cline can name.

Oh no, that's all there is.

The basic plot is that in the future of 2045, the entire planet's lifestyle and economy revolves around a VR MMO that lets you do pretty much anything and has every fictional universe ever licensed for it. The creator was an autistic guy who was obsessed with his 1980s adolescence (to the extent of throwing temper tantrums and firing employees at his gaming company if they didn't get his references). When he died of cancer, his will stated that whoever completed a scavenger hunt based on stuff he liked would get control of his company and $240 billion fortune. The clues he gave were in the form of his diary entries that are basically a stream of consciousness rambling about his thoughts on life and the recent media he consumed, plus a list of every single movie, TV show, book, and video game he owned at the time of his death. This has caused the world's cultural growth to suddenly cease in favor of obsessing over the 1980s.

The protagonist grew up raised on educational games or living in this MMO and is so socially stunted that he has no friends outside the game because he can't handle real life. He's able to complete all the challenges because he has encyclopedic knowledge of 1980s pop culture now and has done ridiculous stuff like watch WarGames over 36 times or watch every episode of Family Ties 3 times. He just has no life except consuming and obsessing over 1980s media and pop culture.

There's maybe 5 or 6 sentences in the book that present this as a negative thing.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

MarcusSA posted:

Probably just wants someone to watch this show with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tudors

Always assume it’s a sex thing.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Does the book show the negatives of The Oasis and the protagonist rebel against the whole system & lead a real-world revolution with other resistance fighters? 'Cause the trailers hint this is a thing.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Fried Watermelon posted:

Ready Player One is proof that Something Awful could crowd source a book and somehow manage to get Christopher Nolan to direct the movie adaptation staring a Foreverial nude Tom Hardy.

Christopher Nolan's Zybourne Clock

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Android Apocalypse posted:

Does the book show the negatives of The Oasis and the protagonist rebel against the whole system & lead a real-world revolution with other resistance fighters? 'Cause the trailers hint this is a thing.

Barely mentioned and no.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

gently caress it.

I'm going in.

Pray for me.


Lord Hydronium posted:

Okay, not to continue the dogpiling on RP1, but this particular one kind of sums up what's so off-putting to me: from everything I've seen of RP1 (and I admittedly haven't read it), I don't get the impression that the main character, or Cline for that matter, actually like the stuff they're referencing. It's just knowing trivia. Great, you know the name of an Atari game - do you have any memories associated with it? Does it make you feel a certain way? Can you even say if it's good or bad? Or is it just a name to toss on a list of "things I'm aware of"? Like, there's plenty of nerdy poo poo I'm a fan of, but I could actually talk about why I like it and what it means to me, rather than just recite a bunch of names or references like a walking Wikipedia article. And it's not even like those things are inherently bad; something like Futurama's Star Trek episode is chock-full of in-jokes and references, but it's also a legitimate love letter to the series and tells you why the characters and writers are so attached to it. There's a genuine emotion behind it.

Like I said, I haven't read the book, so for all I know the rest of it has more than a surface-level acknowledgement of the things it name drops, but this passage, and the car one, and the one where he just lists names of shows and movies for a page all just feel so empty. I've heard RP1 called nostalgic, but nostalgia is an actual emotion and at least indicates that someone likes a thing. This just feels like a weird self-congratulatory trip about how many nerdy things Cline can name.

That's it.

I could never quite put my finger in it, but that's exactly what's been bugging me about Ready Player One since I first heard about it. Well, apart from the writing itself. It's endless "Hey look a reference!" but there's no context or meaning to any of it.

It's like the teenager who screams out Monty Python quotes because he's oh so random and making a reference to some media he's consumed is as close as he can come to a personality.

But at least the teenager presumably liked Monty Python, Ready Player One is just reference after reference and, as you pointed out, it's just there.


It's a Wikipedia page with a plot.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 07:15 on Mar 20, 2018

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Facebook Aunt posted:

No. Just no. Cat tongue is like scratchy velcro hooks.





Cleaner butthole and yo butthole dont get bitten. Win/win

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

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