[Cyberpunk Dystopia] Spotify Car Thing has been compromised to a permanent end.

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Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Getting run over by a robot car sounds marginally less awful than continuing to live in Tempe, AZ.

yeah that place sucks so bad

# ? Mar 20, 2018 06:59

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# ? May 28, 2024 21:50

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# ? Mar 20, 2018 09:08

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The pointless digital camo with almost totally ineffective IR damping that gets immediately ruined by a month of washing and also costs $200 for what is basically a shittier version of Carhartt work clothes is pretty dystopian, too

# ? Mar 20, 2018 09:11

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man I was just thinking about that uber poo poo, imagine being the passenger on that one lol Jesus Christ

# ? Mar 20, 2018 09:24

buteruc: Feb 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/BrookWoolf/status/943482570129453056

# ? Mar 20, 2018 12:05

nah: Mar 16, 2009

robot Uber drivers will probably wind up killing less people than human Uber drivers

# ? Mar 20, 2018 14:13

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

nah posted:

robot ~~Uber drivers~~heroin dealers will probably wind up killing less people than human ~~Uber drivers~~ heroin dealers.

Can't sentence a robot to death tho. Not because it's unsatisfying to Trump, but because

It's property.
Belongs to a company. Can't have Government hurting companies in our lovely future now can we?

# ? Mar 20, 2018 14:58

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

nah posted:

robot Uber drivers will probably wind up killing less people than human Uber drivers

Robots are leading the miles per kill now tho.

In the lovely future robot manufacturers will compete through their MPK.

# ? Mar 20, 2018 16:04

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

nah posted:

robot Uber drivers will probably wind up killing less people than human Uber drivers

Who is liable when it happens, though?

# ? Mar 21, 2018 10:51

Cyberpunkey Monkey: Jun 23, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

lollontee posted:

*screaming*

[screaming geometrically]

# ? Mar 21, 2018 10:58

Water777: Mar 19, 2015

mrmcd posted:

tfw you realize you don't gotta be alone anymore.

corn day already?

# ? Mar 21, 2018 13:34

buteruc: Feb 12, 2009

bad pug.

https://twitter.com/Shitty_Future/status/976416144914558977

# ? Mar 21, 2018 15:21

Mythical Moderate: Jul 5, 2002; My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.

buteruc posted:

bad pug.

https://twitter.com/Shitty_Future/status/976416144914558977

He was just following orders.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 17:32

buteruc: Feb 12, 2009

the last male white rhino died. so I guess that�s the end of that.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:25

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Shear Modulus posted:

why is the VR wifein a school classroom

School only lasts 14 hours a day and socializing isnt forbidden there so it makes sense that Japanese folks feel wistful about these public spaces between 18 hour workdays

# ? Mar 21, 2018 21:17

Misc: Sep 19, 2008

buteruc posted:

the last male white rhino died. so I guess that�s the end of that.

there are still plenty of southern white rhinos! sudan was the last male of his subspecies of northern white rhinos. they've been trying in-vitro with the southern rhinos to bring back the northern ones.

source: i half paid attention to a thing on pbs the other week, so i am definitely an authority on the subject

# ? Mar 21, 2018 21:58

buteruc: Feb 12, 2009

Misc posted:

there are still plenty of southern white rhinos! sudan was the last male of his subspecies of northern white rhinos. they've been trying in-vitro with the southern rhinos to bring back the northern ones.

source: i half paid attention to a thing on pbs the other week, so i am definitely an authority on the subject

really?

that�s less depressing at least!

# ? Mar 21, 2018 22:57

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

buteruc posted:

really? that�s less depressing at least!

The remaining female Northern White Rhinos are a) all related to Sudan and b) have medical complications that make pregnancy a bad idea. His death didn't really change the overall game plan.

Sudan sounded like a real sweetie though

# ? Mar 22, 2018 00:38

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Also bear in mind subspecies are often separated by hundreds of thousands, sometimes millions, of years. They're not very similar even if they can interbreed. Something massive was lost. For example, amur leopards are the same "species" as African leopards but, uh. yeah look at a map.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:46

nah: Mar 16, 2009

hackbunny posted:

Who is liable when it happens, though?

the worthless human beings standing in the way of progress and self-driven cars

# ? Mar 22, 2018 12:25

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

hackbunny posted:

Who is liable when it happens, though?

the liability sponges sitting in the front seat of the automated cars for the sole purpose of being blamed when anything goes wrong

# ? Mar 22, 2018 15:51

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/976921205897908226

# ? Mar 22, 2018 21:40

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/976921205897908226

I mean, on it's own this is actually a pretty cool thing.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 21:42

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

So i post on twitter a little and it's no big deal and basically it's just stuff I posted on here, so I was doing that with the economic news of the day

and then all of the sudden this happens

and Twitter is telling me that they think I am a bot and I need to give them my phone number

The cyberpunk dystopia hits home

# ? Mar 22, 2018 22:09

nah: Mar 16, 2009

2400 tweets and 48 followers lol

# ? Mar 23, 2018 03:42

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

nah posted:

2400 tweets and 48 followers lol

that�s the life of most normie posters

I think I have 70 followers and most are bots

e: wait. no I�m up to 90

# ? Mar 23, 2018 03:45

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Do you just repost all your SA stuff because if so I'd think you're a bot too.

# ? Mar 23, 2018 05:13

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Do you just repost all your SA stuff because if so I'd think you're a bot too.

yeah basically, and other poo poo for my DSA branch, and star trek stuff and getting free shirts from steak-umm

We all should understand that I am vehemently anti-robot and that this situation of being accused of being a robot is distressing to me.

nah posted:

2400 tweets and 48 followers lol

m'fuckin king of the internet here to tell me I ain't doing twitter correctly

# ? Mar 23, 2018 09:44

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

god forbid Some Guy's LF Posting.bot have a twitter account, we have to save that bandwith for HitlerFan69

# ? Mar 23, 2018 13:03

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Peanut President posted:

god forbid Some Guy's LF Posting.bot have a twitter account, we have to save that bandwith for HitlerFan69

Yeah! This is the sentence that matches what I am feeling.

I m just a LF queer who posts leftist memes to other communists

Can't have that in tyool 2018, gotta make sure there is room for Jordan Peterson's transphobic rants and race realism

# ? Mar 23, 2018 13:07