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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

folder posted:

Gaming on my rotary phone

hahaha

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Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

lol at the cuckolds mocking the authentic aryan father experience gamers will be treated to in god of war 4: norse dad edition

please stream it so we can watch you relive your childhood

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Game Grumps: Let's Play God of War feat. Richard Spencer & Milo

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Unexpected Raw Anime posted:

please stream it so we can watch you relive your childhood

i will never purchase a sony first part game. die!

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
isn't kratos greek? am i imagining that?

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

sector_corrector posted:

isn't kratos greek? am i imagining that?

they rebooted kratos into a viking becasue the current gow 1-3 mythos and lore doesn't fit with the modern sony sad dad/dour mom aesthetic

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

mysterious loyall X posted:

they rebooted kratos into a viking becasue the current gow 1-3 mythos and lore doesn't fit with the modern sony sad dad/dour mom aesthetic
ah, neat

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

the implications of a greek man with a young boy were too much for the suits at sony

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mysterious loyall X posted:

they rebooted kratos into a viking becasue the current gow 1-3 mythos and lore doesn't fit with the modern sony sad dad/dour mom aesthetic

OutKast - Sad Dad/Dour Mom

fa-GYO
Mar 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
dad souls: prepare to cry

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

trying to jack off posted:

the implications of a greek man with a young boy were too much for the suits at sony

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


You, of course, of all people, would love that post.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
There’s a noticeable trend of sadsack bearded dads in drab western AAA games lately because the guys who write them are depressed alcoholic gen Xrs hitting a collective midlife crisis. Fairly winning

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

Lumpy the Cook posted:

There’s a noticeable trend of sadsack bearded dads in drab western AAA games lately because the guys who write them are depressed alcoholic gen Xrs hitting a collective midlife crisis. Fairly winning

relax......your time will come

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Lumpy the Cook posted:

There’s a noticeable trend of sadsack bearded dads in drab western AAA games lately because the guys who write them are depressed alcoholic gen Xrs hitting a collective midlife crisis. Fairly winning

Geralt was good but it could stop there please

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Lumpy the Cook posted:

There’s a noticeable trend of sadsack bearded dads in drab western AAA games lately because the guys who write them are depressed alcoholic gen Xrs hitting a collective midlife crisis. Fairly winning

I think this can be traced back to the Gears of War commercial with Gary Jules Mad World playing on it, the definitive moment when people realized even the most epic badassery can be tinged with a hint of feels.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

There’s a noticeable trend of sadsack bearded dads in drab western AAA games lately because the guys who write them are depressed alcoholic gen Xrs hitting a collective midlife crisis. Fairly winning

It started with Bowser.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Sad Retro Dad Tier List:
Bowser (Mario Sunshine , may be a sad mum insted)
Deku Tree (Ocarina of Time, adopted dad )
Big Boss (Metal Gear, secret dad)

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I think this can be traced back to the Gears of War commercial with Gary Jules Mad World playing on it, the definitive moment when people realized even the most epic badassery can be tinged with a hint of feels.

The superior version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSbXwI1Qy2M

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Metroid II / Super Metroid is extremely adoptive sad mom

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



etherealshaq
Mar 6, 2010

COME DOWN AND EAT CHICKEN WITH ME, BEAUTIFUL. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOO DARK
https://twitter.com/DooMedSloMarine/status/975823040176148480

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


https://youtu.be/CBphB6O-v84

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


lmao

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Only registered members can see post attachments!

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

lmao

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010



lmfao ill let someone else say it

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

HORMELCHILI posted:

lmfao ill let someone else say it

haha

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


lmao

quote:

From weapons with tons of barrels and cabbage launchers to Gabe Newell and one that just kills the player, the mod is, sometimes, considered a jokewad, due to the ridiculous exaggerated weaponry (even though some might disagree).

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

holy poo poo

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

hahahaha

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


looks like the depressed giant bomb forum posters have found their dream game

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK161I9Xy54

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lol at this page

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