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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Nuebot posted:

Actually just as it's about to switch to the next scene, the whole loving box should just pour out and overflow the bowl.

Or the whole bag slides out of the box, but when you go to push it back in a bunch of cereal slips out and misses the bowl

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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Trabant posted:

Voigt-Kampff test but it's chopsticks.

You're in a Chinese restaurant walking along the buffet when all of the sudden you look over and see a man, he's trying to eat won tons. You reach over and take hold of his chopsticks and he's taken aback. The man remains taken aback, his won tons freshly baked in the hot wok, breaking more chopsticks, but he can't break them right, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Evilreaver posted:

You're in a Chinese restaurant walking along the buffet when all of the sudden you look over and see a man, he's trying to eat won tons. You reach over and take hold of his chopsticks and he's taken aback. The man remains taken aback, his won tons freshly baked in the hot wok, breaking more chopsticks, but he can't break them right, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

Oh! I know this one. The doctor is the boy's mother.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I'm incredibly uncomfortable now.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/CBPun0J.gifv

Insert political commentary here.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Have we made a Reichcycle joke yet?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

Have we made a Reichcycle joke yet?

But the bicycle's wheels are sauvastikas?

:confused:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm the saddle.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Evilreaver posted:

You're in a Chinese restaurant walking along the buffet when all of the sudden you look over and see a man, he's trying to eat won tons. You reach over and take hold of his chopsticks and he's taken aback. The man remains taken aback, his won tons freshly baked in the hot wok, breaking more chopsticks, but he can't break them right, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

Why is there a tortoise in the Chinese buffet?

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

New Live-Action Parasyte film looking great

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

https://i.imgur.com/fwTM7pb.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/iArNr9U.gifv

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
From an "Idiots with chainsaws" video posted in the OSHA thread:

https://i.imgur.com/6OkVfsG.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
https://i.imgur.com/Ozth8iU.mp4

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
There just needs to be one of those pinball bumper noises in that to go with the oven lighting up.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




World War II in color.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


The Axles of Evil.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013


He'll never finish a race like that.

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Afriscipio posted:

He'll never finish a race like that.

:godwin:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Solice Kirsk posted:

Have we made a Reichcycle joke yet?

I think "swasticycle" is catchier.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

Afriscipio posted:

He'll never finish a race like that.

:vince:

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Afriscipio posted:

He'll never finish a race like that.

Holy poo poo.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Afriscipio posted:

He'll never finish a race like that.

ah say, ah said, gawd dahmn

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://i.imgur.com/Fly1PZw.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

This man should run for office.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I am glad this exists.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

You have brought so much joy to my world tonight.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/S0N4R0K.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/zLXLML1.gifv
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1npkEoEtos

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

:3:

But he's got it wrong about spring, that just means it's open season on the LA freeways

https://youtu.be/4pmRw_CNCgU

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Azhais posted:

:3:

But he's got it wrong about spring, that just means it's open season on the LA freeways

https://youtu.be/4pmRw_CNCgU

I live on the same block as that school. Hurricanes, snow, and sunny weather at once is about par for the course this week.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Be right back, just sending this to Captain Disillusion.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Afriscipio posted:

He'll never finish a race like that.

:perfect:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
https://i.imgur.com/U5GPueV.gifv

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006


Why am I laughing so hard at this

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
As God is my witness, I thought cats couldn't fly.

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Afriscipio posted:

He'll never finish a race like that.

You are incredible, my one time Dwarf Fortress Arena comrade

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/JDv5v4K.gifv


gizmojumpjet posted:

As God is my witness, I thought cats couldn't fly.

https://i.imgur.com/0DzhW.gifv

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