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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Lol

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:24

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# ? May 31, 2024 00:18

TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

So who's the lady who hosed Amy's dad?

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:25

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

His father just hated I Am Sam as much as I did

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:26

Barudak: May 7, 2007

TheScott2K posted:

So who's the lady who hosed Amy's dad?

She sprung fully formed from her dads head which is why hes disabled.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:26

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

TheScott2K posted:

So who's the lady who hosed Amy's dad?

what, do you can get her number

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:28

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

�Finally, my chance!�

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:28

TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Brave throwing of stones from Pick re: engaging in sex with mentally deficient males.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:30

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Pick posted:

what, do you can get her number

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:31

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

TheScott2K posted:

Brave throwing of stones from Pick re: engaging in sex with mentally deficient males.

to be fair, 90% of these stories posted are about a deficient male of one variety or another. the other 10% are about Pete & The Screamin' Eagle.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:43

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

And party toilets, which are real, and illegal, and my friend.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:43

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

TheScott2K posted:

Brave throwing of stones from Pick re: engaging in sex with mentally deficient males.

he�s not stupid just incredibly dismissive and cruel

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:44

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

And party toilets, which are real, and illegal, and my friend.

Same, but, not my friend

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:48

Caganer: Feb 15, 2018

I (26F) am tired of my sisters (both 27F) getting mad at me over the stupidest things all the time. Not sure what to do about how they act towards meNon-Romantic (self.relationships)

quote:

Hi there!

I�m 26 and my sisters are both 27, soon to be 28. They�re fraternal twins.

I think some background might be helpful here:

Growing up we were pretty close, but then I moved 2.5 hours away to go to university. They attempted to go to uni but dropped out after two months or so. I�m in a professional career which took 6 years of schooling.

My family has never been very close. Our father is an awful person and our mother is just... complacent. She tries to make everyone happy and often goes without so others can have more. My sisters and my mom are close. They see each other everyday. I only go home a few times per year and not for very long. Since I moved to the city my family has never been up to visit me. I moved in 2009.

My sisters are the type of people who will ask your opinion and then get angry with you if they don�t like your thoughts. I essentially have to side with them no matter what or they get angry with me. I admit I used to be like that I, but after attending uni and learning how to better communicate, I don�t do that anymore. My sisters used to delete me off Facebook all the time when they were angry but that hadn�t happened for a while.

Recently, my sisters were arguing amongst themselves about something. Both of them called me to ask my opinion on that matter. I gave my honest opinion to one, she didn�t like it, got mad at me and hung up the phone on me. We haven�t talked since. That was about 2 weeks ago. I recently discovered that she deleted me off Facebook. I don�t know why she has to act so immature. At this point, I don�t think I should talk to her unless she apologizes for her actions. She was angry and said I shouldn�t have put in my �two cents� (even though she specifically called to ask my opinion�. I just don�t understand.

Once my parents pass away, my sisters are all I have. We have no other family really - no one close at all. Just each other. But with the way they act, how am I supposed to maintain a relationship if I�m constantly afraid to speak my mind? I just don�t know what to do or say anymore and I�m tired of the same cycle repeating.

Any advice on how to handle this?

I deleted my Facebook two years ago and it was swell. All my real friends just hit me up on Signal :shrug:

Caganer fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Mar 21, 2018

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:49

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Caganer posted:

I [28M] have been dating my SO [26F] for 3 months. She is the sweetest thing on Earth. We love each other to death. BUT my dad is vehemently against us being together, because her dad is mentally challenged. I'm at a complete loss of what to do.

He's not really wrong in that there's a strong likelihood OP would get sucked into a caretaker roal down the line or at least, have his marriage strained as his SO does it herself. No way to really say that without looking like an rear end in a top hat tho.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:49

LimburgLimbo: Feb 10, 2008

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

gently caress it I'm posting it there's some good poo poo in here

20/f] The CEO I'm dating (32/m) suddenly called me a FUCKGIRL! (Known him for roughly 3 years, recent development in the last 2 months)

u/nozkon

This is the most Tokyo international school thing I've seen in quite a while.

I checked and we only have one friend in common though; given the size of Tokyo's international community I honestly thought I'd have more.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:50

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

ArbitraryC posted:

He's not really wrong in that there's a strong likelihood OP would get sucked into a caretaker roal down the line or at least, have his marriage strained as his SO does it herself. No way to really say that without looking like an rear end in a top hat tho.

There are plenty of ways to express concern about it that don't involve being an rear end in a top hat.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:09

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Rubellavator posted:

There are plenty of ways to express concern about it that don't involve being an rear end in a top hat.

thread title IMO

/r/relationships: there are plenty of ways to do that that don't involve being an rear end in a top hat

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:13

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

quote:

Recently, my sisters were arguing amongst themselves about something. Both of them called me to ask my opinion on that matter. I gave my honest opinion to one, she didn’t like it, got mad at me and hung up the phone on me.

Do you want to start a war with the Achaeans? Because this is how you start a war with the Achaeans

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:19

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Hehe some good poo poo in here lately

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:20

La Brea Carpet: Nov 22, 2007; I have no mouth and I must post

I poo poo on a hotel floor

quote:

I feel stupid just typing this, but I got way too drunk on Saturday and I guess thought it would be funny if I took a poo poo in the stairwell of the hotel I was staying at.. stupid I know. The incident was caught on camera and they have my name and number. I was already charged 350$ for the security deposit. The owner of the hotel is calling saying he is going to the police and not really giving me any options. This happened in PA I don�t live in PA. Any advice helps, thank you.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:27

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Peaceful Anarchy posted:

In terms of outing a pedo, she did nothing wrong. In her own life, however, getting drunk while pregnant at 19 isn't a great look.

Eh, she said her boyfriend was drinking, not her.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:29

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

La Brea Carpet posted:

I poo poo on a hotel floor

lol dumbass thats a $350 mistake he might not make again.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:29

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

La Brea Carpet posted:

I poo poo on a hotel floor

no ages in post title, delete

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:30

Caganer: Feb 15, 2018

Me [18M] with my girlfriend [17F] 1 year. When I say we need to break up, she says she will go to frat houses, get drunk and not care what happens. I worry about her so I stay in a bad relationship. What can I do?Relationships (self.relationships)

quote:

So basically I�ve been with my GF for about a year. She�s my first everything from date, to kiss, to sex, etc... so i will always have strong feelings for each other.

The problem is our relationship is terrible, we fight all the time, she yells at me for wanting time to myself or with my friends or even if I talk about going to school out of state next year instead of going to community college while I wait for her to grad HS. I don�t look forward to seeing her (except sex, honestly) and we always leave mad.

I told her I want to break up and she basically said �fine, but the second you do I�m going to a frat party by myself and getting drunk and I don�t care what happens. Maybe I�ll get roofied.�

I�m scared to death that she�ll actually do it and have something terrible happen to her. She is already not great at weighing the outcomes her decisions and this could be life altering for her. If I�m honest I�m also a little jealous that she could get over me so fast to sleep withsomeone new while it would take me forever to get another hookup much less girlfriend.

What can I do in this situation? I feel so trapped.

Tell her "good for you." and block her.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:34

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Caganer posted:

Me [18M] with my girlfriend [17F] 1 year. When I say we need to break up, she says she will go to frat houses, get drunk and not care what happens. I worry about her so I stay in a bad relationship. What can I do?Relationships (self.relationships)

Tell her "good for you." and block her.

Say �Ill see you in the funny pages.� It both accurately conveys your sentiment and will probably take her long enough to process you can make it safely back to your car and by driving away before she realizes what you mean.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:39

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Give her a lengthy lecture about the toxicity of frats and rape culture

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:41

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Tell her to stop being so sex negative about her whoring around after the breakup

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:46

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Caganer posted:

Me [18M] with my girlfriend [17F] 1 year. When I say we need to break up, she says she will go to frat houses, get drunk and not care what happens. I worry about her so I stay in a bad relationship. What can I do?Relationships (self.relationships)

Tell her "good for you." and block her.

You can break up with her and laugh.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:46

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Brother (25M) had to come into the washroom while I (22F) was in there because I forgot toilet paper; boyfriend (29M) of 6 months thinks this is gross and unacceptable and wants me to move in with him

quote:

Okay, I feel stupid typing this out. There�s some work being done in the washroom of my brother�s home so the toilet paper bales are downstairs. I spent all day in class with my stomach killing me and then came home to use the washroom. He lives like 5 minutes� walk from campus. I had to shout for my brother to bring me toilet paper while he was downstairs and he did.

The way the washroom is set up, he has to walk in the doorway and make a right turn for him to get to the toilet. He opened the door and tossed it round the corner before shutting the down and walking back downstairs. He saw nothing and didn�t try to see anything. I did have to do have a half-naked walk to grab the toilet paper roll because it missed me completely. I told my boyfriend the story thinking he�d find the story funny.

He didn�t. He�s insisting I find an apartment or move out my brother�s place or come live with him. He�d prefer I come live with him because my brother might take advantage of me. He lives with his parents and I think his reaction is stupid. He won�t drop this.

TL;DR boyfriend thinks brother is a pervert because he had to enter the washroom to give me a roll of toilet paper

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:47

La Brea Carpet: Nov 22, 2007; I have no mouth and I must post

dudeness posted:

Brother (25M) had to come into the washroom while I (22F) was in there because I forgot toilet paper; boyfriend (29M) of 6 months thinks this is gross and unacceptable and wants me to move in with him

Bart get out I'm go piss!

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:51

Lagomorphic: Apr 21, 2008; AKA: Orthonormal

Caganer posted:

Me [18M] with my girlfriend [17F] 1 year. When I say we need to break up, she says she will go to frat houses, get drunk and not care what happens. I worry about her so I stay in a bad relationship. What can I do?Relationships (self.relationships)

Tell her "good for you." and block her.

I'd just send her a break up email and forward any reply with threats of self-harm to her parents. She's 17 and still their problem.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:55

Caganer: Feb 15, 2018

Lagomorphic posted:

I'd just send her a break up email and forward any reply with threats of self-harm to ~~her parents~~ the police.

Fixed that for you.

A 72 hour involuntary hold will put a lid on those histrionics REALLLL quick.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:56

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

La Brea Carpet posted:

Bart get out I'm go piss!

Hey gently caress you my brain had almost completely buried that

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:58

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

I can't believe I'm making this correction but it's 'Bart, get out! I'm piss!'

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:59

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

dudeness posted:

Brother (25M) had to come into the washroom while I (22F) was in there because I forgot toilet paper; boyfriend (29M) of 6 months thinks this is gross and unacceptable and wants me to move in with him

This is amazing on so many levels.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:01

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

dudeness posted:

Brother (25M) had to come into the washroom while I (22F) was in there because I forgot toilet paper; boyfriend (29M) of 6 months thinks this is gross and unacceptable and wants me to move in with him

I blame the increasing prevalence of incest porn.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:01

new phone who dis: May 24, 2007; by VideoGames; Morbid Hound

dudeness posted:

Brother (25M) had to come into the washroom while I (22F) was in there because I forgot toilet paper; boyfriend (29M) of 6 months thinks this is gross and unacceptable and wants me to move in with him

BF is 30, lives with mom, and is dating a 22 year old more mature than him just LOL.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:03

new phone who dis: May 24, 2007; by VideoGames; Morbid Hound

Everyone knows that you are most vulnerable to being raped by your adult brother when you are pooping, it's like nobody even went to school.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:05

Lagomorphic: Apr 21, 2008; AKA: Orthonormal

Caganer posted:

Fixed that for you.

A 72 hour involuntary hold will put a lid on those histrionics REALLLL quick.

Yeah if they're specific threats then yes police, but "I'm gonna get drunk and see what happens" is probably too vague for the cops to do much so let the parents sort it out.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:13

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# ? May 31, 2024 00:18

Doggles: Apr 22, 2007

Last year, I [20F] had a polyamorous relationship with my step sister [20F] and boyfriend at the time [21M]. She is having his baby next month and I am still messed up about everything.

quote:

Before I start this, I just want to say I am fully, painfully aware of all the mistakes I made during this ordeal and I'm not looking to be told how I messed up. I know. I'm just looking for advice on how to deal with it.

Anyways, here we go.

I first met my step sister when we were about 13, shortly after my dad and step mom got together, but it was a short visit and I didn't see her again until we were 18 and we were both staying at their house. I always had a bit of a crush on her. She was attractive, and bubbly, and fun to be around. We never treated each other like we were actually sisters, just friends mostly, and obviously we weren't raised together, so it never felt like an incest thing.

Around June of last year, long after we had both moved out of my dad and step mom's house and were living on our own, we started hanging out again. (we lost touch for a while) At this time, I had a boyfriend, and they met each other and hit it off. We all fit together like old friends, and it was really fun to hang out with both of them. So when my boyfriend proposed a threesome with her to me, I considered it.

I ended up telling him that IF she even decided she wanted to do anything with me (I knew I had a crush on her but I had no idea how she felt about me other than friendly), I only wanted it to be me and her. I wasn't comfortable with him sleeping with her. He agreed to this. Fast forward a bit and one day he offered to do acid with me. I had never done drugs before, but it was intriguing to me, so I agreed, and asked my step sister if she wanted to come over and do it with us. I figured it'd be fun.

I'm not going to go into details, but we ended up doing it, she and I were very under the influence, and we ended up fooling around with my boyfriend watching. At one point he started telling me how lonely he was, how he was feeling left out, how we were taking all the fun, and how he wanted attention too. He wanted to sleep with her. My mind was extremely hazy and it was difficult for me to organize my thoughts well enough to argue with him, so I ended up saying he could do it.

Before they started, I somehow focused enough to remember she wasn't on birth control last time I checked, and asked her if she was then. She wasn't. I remember telling them they couldn't do this, he didn't have condoms, and he blew me off and said he'd get her the morning after pill. She was happy to go along with it. So, I didn't stop it. I wish I had.

After it was all over, we talked, and decided we all had feelings for each other and wanted to try being a triad. My step sister had done polyamory before and my boyfriend and I were curious, so we tried it out. For about 2-3 weeks we were all together and it was wonderful. I was falling hard for her, and really enjoying finally exploring my sexuality.

Then she broke up with us because she was still in love with her roommate apparently.

Then, about a month later, she told us she was pregnant. And that she wanted to start things up again.

I felt I was in love with her. I wanted to be with her despite everything. My boyfriend decided that he was going to step up and be a dad to his kid and that meant he didn't know if he wanted to be with both of us again. Just her. So we broke up. My step sister barely talked to me anymore (it was clear she didn't feel the same for me as I did for her.) so I just kinda distanced myself from the situation.

She is 8 months along now, due next month. I still have her on Facebook. We still talk every once in a while, usually for her to complain about my ex boyfriend being a horrible baby daddy. I don't love him anymore, and I don't love her anymore either. In fact, I'm happy with someone else now. But I am still not over what happened.

My ex boyfriend was my first love. My step sister was my first experience with another female. They were both my first poly relationship. And I've been crushed by all of it. Every time I think about it, I'm sad and angry. Which I feel was understandable at first, but it's been almost a year since then. Why can't I stop dwelling on it?

I know it would probably help to unfriend her on Facebook; every update I see on the baby just makes me angrier. But I can't do that. She is technically family. And she doesn't know that I'm even still torn up about it. I'm bitter. I'm incredibly bitter. I don't know if I can ever have a normal relationship with her again, or if I should just cut her out of my life and deal with the backlash that would cause from the rest of the family.

I'm just tired of dealing with my unresolved feelings, I guess. I don't know what to do. If anyone has any advice on this, I'd appreciate it.

TL;DR - Last year I had a threesome with my step sister and boyfriend, which turned into a poly relationship. He ended up getting her pregnant, they dumped me, and I'm still bitter and don't know how to deal with it.

Pretend I bolded the whole thing.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:18

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