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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Randaconda posted:

Dibs on Boss Hawg.

Boss Hog is a snappy dresser, but what is his power? Besides being the only one who make a coffee run without attracting a lot of attention.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Boss Hawg is arguably the richest one out of that group.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhAq3F8NCE

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bookkeeper
Jul 14, 2010

it means "the kapital"


:wow:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh02zvHHPzw

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/julysixteenth/status/976190922382893057?s=19

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

No steamed ham will ever top this:
https://youtu.be/mghhLqu31cQ

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Facebook Aunt posted:

Boss Hog is a snappy dresser, but what is his power? Besides being the only one who make a coffee run without attracting a lot of attention.

He can drink 70 beers in a single cross country flight.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Stale Saltines posted:

He can drink 70 beers in a single cross country flight.

is that remarkable or something?

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Oct 30, 2009

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RFC2324 posted:

is that remarkable or something?

Yes, extremely so

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




RFC2324 posted:

is that remarkable or something?

I mean...yes? In sheer liquid volume alone.

He also went 3 for 5 the next day versus the Mariners.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Stale Saltines posted:

He can drink 70 beers in a single cross country flight.

God rest his soul

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Android Apocalypse posted:

Boss Hawg is arguably the richest one out of that group.

Boss is a 'rich' guy who controls a single rural county. A county so poor they only have 2 or 3 police officers. He's probably a millionaire in the original TV show, but not a billionaire.


Doesn't that shiny face guy have various high tech lairs and an army of staff? He must have tons of money just to make payroll. His capital outlays are huge, he is regularly able to (nearly) match the equipment of the USA military.

The robot man could be a billionaire instantly if he decided to partner with an Elon Musk type. It's just that none of the stuff he wants can be bought for money, so he prefers conquest to capitalism.

Gargamel is an actual wizard and alchemist who can probably turn lead into gold or something. All his problems come down to being obsessed with Smurfs. Well, that and the common problem engineer types can have where his personal hygiene and clothing are not a high priority.

Skeletor. Uh, he has a castle, right? Not really sure what he wants from life. He wants the power of greyskull, but I'm not sure why. Maybe it would help him grow skin? Anyway, he's also a wizard and could probably spin that into cash pretty easily if he was interested in capitalism.


So that's Boss Hawg's superpower? Capitalism? He's actually the leader of the group and talked the others into working with him?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

rodbeard posted:

No steamed ham will ever top this:
https://youtu.be/mghhLqu31cQ

:george:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

Boss is a 'rich' guy who controls a single rural county. A county so poor they only have 2 or 3 police officers. He's probably a millionaire in the original TV show, but not a billionaire.


Doesn't that shiny face guy have various high tech lairs and an army of staff? He must have tons of money just to make payroll. His capital outlays are huge, he is regularly able to (nearly) match the equipment of the USA military.

The robot man could be a billionaire instantly if he decided to partner with an Elon Musk type. It's just that none of the stuff he wants can be bought for money, so he prefers conquest to capitalism.

Gargamel is an actual wizard and alchemist who can probably turn lead into gold or something. All his problems come down to being obsessed with Smurfs. Well, that and the common problem engineer types can have where his personal hygiene and clothing are not a high priority.

Skeletor. Uh, he has a castle, right? Not really sure what he wants from life. He wants the power of greyskull, but I'm not sure why. Maybe it would help him grow skin? Anyway, he's also a wizard and could probably spin that into cash pretty easily if he was interested in capitalism.


So that's Boss Hawg's superpower? Capitalism? He's actually the leader of the group and talked the others into working with him?
Well as a character he's the pity friend they let hang about so everyone else knows where they stand. In the context of a GURPS game?

He's the face. He's the most charismatic one out of all of them. He doesn't rely on technology, magic, nor intimidation to get things done. He's the one you use to sweet-talk.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
He can also do sweet car tricks and hey, somebody has to drive the car.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
And Megatron could be the car.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

This ain't no G2/Michael Bay poo poo motherfucker. Megatron is a gun, or barring that a T-Rex.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Facebook Aunt posted:

Doesn't that shiny face guy…

…The robot man…
Nice try to get me into a pedantic argument. I may be a nerd but I’m no Ernest Kline. We save our RP1 disdain for the Funny Pictures thread.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/animalculum/status/976428489040711685

real nerd hours over here

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Holy poo poo

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


"listen here u little poo poo" is just one of those lines that always get a laugh from me.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012


https://twitter.com/halfofjuan/status/976295545495961600?s=19

El Burbo has a new favorite as of 04:19 on Mar 22, 2018

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Android Apocalypse posted:

Nice try to get me into a pedantic argument. I may be a nerd but I’m no Ernest Kline. We save our RP1 disdain for the Funny Pictures thread.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'

Me:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

DontMockMySmock posted:

Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'

Me:


:vince:

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Gene Hackman Fan posted:



"listen here u little poo poo" is just one of those lines that always get a laugh from me.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

mind the walrus posted:

This ain't no G2/Michael Bay poo poo motherfucker. Megatron is a gun, or barring that a T-Rex.

Megatron could turn into a tank in Transformers: Devastation and it was glorious, that whole game was glorious, it was Bayonetta with Grimlock and Bumblebee was basically the Fist of the North Star.

YOU COULD PUNCH DEVASTATOR IN THE NUTS.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Screaming Idiot posted:

Megatron could turn into a tank in Transformers: Devastation and it was glorious, that whole game was glorious, it was Bayonetta with Grimlock and Bumblebee was basically the Fist of the North Star.

YOU COULD PUNCH DEVASTATOR IN THE NUTS.
Noted exception.
I don't hate this meme, but it's a bit :confused: because the setup/punchline is direct from 2003 and suddenly it's fresh again?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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rodbeard posted:

No steamed ham will ever top this:
https://youtu.be/mghhLqu31cQ

you son of a bitch

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Gene Hackman Fan posted:



"listen here u little poo poo" is just one of those lines that always get a laugh from me.

Okay that Gwen Stacy line got me real good

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ms Adequate posted:

Okay that Gwen Stacy line got me real good

Oh gently caress I just got that. I thought "oh yeah Spider-Man catches Gwen Stacey whatever" but I forgot about that time he caught her really badly and broke her neck with the g-forces.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



mind the walrus posted:

Noted exception.

I don't hate this meme, but it's a bit :confused: because the setup/punchline is direct from 2003 and suddenly it's fresh again?

It's just Cambridge Analytica testing the meme-waters for the invasion of Iran.

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoBTgeMV_gM

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

mind the walrus posted:

Noted exception.

I don't hate this meme, but it's a bit :confused: because the setup/punchline is direct from 2003 and suddenly it's fresh again?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/976242911116369920
https://twitter.com/PopTartsUS/status/976290627372527616

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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Bit rude!


Gene Hackman Fan posted:



"listen here u little poo poo" is just one of those lines that always get a laugh from me.

Holy lol, hahaha, that Gwen Stacy line

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