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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

double nine posted:

belgians or expats in belgium itt might get a kick out of these fake election slogans:

https://twitter.com/antonvoloshin/status/974708149725868034

rough translation for our english friends:

CD&V - because coalition partners need wet toilet paper to wipe their rear end with
Open VLD - #extranetto for the rich
SP.A - please make us the real skapegoat again
Groen - building towards a progressive 1995
NVA - we're not racists, but ... we don't actually care about facts, justice, diversity, women's rights, the environment or honest taxation unless we can cast blame on brown people
PTB-PVDA - SP.A II: Mad Max, beyond thunderdome
Vlaams Belang - we dare to express what the average NVA voter thinks
PS - the corruption you know best
CDH - No Gods, no masters, no ideas.
DéFI - The Flemish already smell our approach
Ecolo - no-one who actually lives in the green regions votes for us
MR - Vote for new corruption
PP - when you don't want to show your affection towards the FN
Ugh, I'm going to the Nederthread just to tell him how poo poo these are.

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

re: Belgian planechat

It just came out that there's proof that a bunch of generals knew about the Lockheed Martin rapport and purposefully withheld that information - because of course they knew about it. I'm also 99% sure our defense minister, Vandeput, knew about it as well and this'll just end up as a case of a couple of soldier boys falling on their swords to protect him. If they even have to fall on their swords, might just be a sternly administered slap on the wrist.

As for which plane we should get: none. No planes. Zero planes. It's a huge waste of money and the entire purchasing process is just corruption all the way down.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



But then russian bombers and befudled grandpas piloting cessnas would trespass on our airspace at will.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME
Imho all member states should just pool the money together for the EEAS to purchase the fleet and aircraft wings and they lend-lease it to countries as necessary.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

R. Mute posted:

As for which plane we should get: none. No planes. Zero planes. It's a huge waste of money and the entire purchasing process is just corruption all the way down.

This is the only correct response.

Retarded Goatee
Feb 6, 2010
I spent :10bux: so that means I can be a cheapskate and post about posting instead of having some wit or spending any more on comedy avs for people. Which I'm also incapable of. Comedy.
I am a military tech dummy, but if air space security is the issue - would not some domestic or European SAM program be the correct move?

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Deltasquid posted:

Imho all member states should just pool the money together for the EEAS to purchase the fleet and aircraft wings and they lend-lease it to countries as necessary.

And you think that a European budget administered by Brussels would lead to less corrupt procurement decisions?


Retarded Goatee posted:

I am a military tech dummy, but if air space security is the issue - would not some domestic or European SAM program be the correct move?

No, there are a good number of situations in which an actual aircraft is the much better option, for instance rogue airplanes where you want your combat pilots to do some visual recon/intimidation before blowing them to smithereens

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



In cost? Maybe.however since a european sam would probably be built by eu comittee,the hardware would be italian,the software french,the regulation and safety test would be performed by germans and assembled by the spanish.which mean that after coming online half the system wouldnt work and the other half would be shooting down everything larger than a seagull,and the project would managed to be understaffed and overfunded at the same time.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

GaussianCopula posted:

And you think that a European budget administered by Brussels would lead to less corrupt procurement decisions?

By sheer virtue of scale, maybe? I imagine the EU won't order as many public procurements as all its member states put together. And even if they do, they'll use them more than Belgium ever will.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

GaussianCopula posted:

No, there are a good number of situations in which an actual aircraft is the much better option, for instance rogue airplanes where you want your combat pilots to do some visual recon/intimidation before blowing them to smithereens
This never happens. If it's a hijacking, either the hijacker wants something and will eventually land or he's determined to ram that plane into something and you'll never scramble your jets in time. As for rogue planes, the last time (and afaik the only time) there was a rogue plane in Belgium was in 1989 - it was a Russian MiG and it was determined that there was no safe way to shoot it down over Belgian airspace. They were going to shoot it down over the North Sea, but it ran out of fuel and predictably did end up hitting a house and killing its resident.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Retarded Goatee posted:

I am a military tech dummy, but if air space security is the issue - would not some domestic or European SAM program be the correct move?

The bulk of air defense operations in peace time is to intercept some aircraft that doesn't answer air traffic control radio. They can be airliners or general aviation. Usually, they're not doing anything wrong, they just have a broken radio. Sometimes the radio isn't even broken, they just turned it off or something and aren't aware air traffic control has been hailing them for the last ten minutes. The fighter hurries to intercept and then check out what's happening by flying in formation near the intercepted plane's cockpit and, simply, looking in. They communicate with the other plane's crew with hand gestures and also aircraft maneuvers such as wiggling the wings. If needed they'll escort the aircraft to the nearest airport.

Replace aircraft by SAMs, and then, the procedure when a Boeing from Malaysia Airlines with 200+ passengers onboard has a broken radio becomes "shoot to kill" because that's the only thing you can do. It might not actually be the correct move, but I'll let you judge.

Another common example of air defense operation in peace time is intercepting military aircraft from another country that are getting close to your borders. Note that I didn't say they crossed the border, because they don't. They just get close. Perfectly legal in international law. With fighters, you hurry there, intercept, say "hello, I saw you" to the foreign aircraft's crew, and then everybody turns back and go back home. With SAMs, the procedure becomes "shoot to kill" and then you start WW3 with Russia. Again, some people might be tempted to argue that this might probably not be an optimal policy.

Within the last several years, dozens of thousands of such interceptions have taken place all over the world. And except for MH17, none of them led to shootdown. So perhaps the Belgian Air Component shouldn't try to imitate the example of the Donbass Dumbass Battalion?


ChainsawCharlie posted:

In cost? Maybe.however since a european sam would probably be built by eu comittee,the hardware would be italian,the software french,the regulation and safety test would be performed by germans and assembled by the spanish.which mean that after coming online half the system wouldnt work and the other half would be shooting down everything larger than a seagull,and the project would managed to be understaffed and overfunded at the same time.

There is a European SAM and it works pretty well actually. As far as I know it's the only air defense system that has demonstrated the ability to intercept a supersonic sea-skimming missile to protect a ship, so perhaps French software isn't that bad?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

ChainsawCharlie posted:

In cost? Maybe.however since a european sam would probably be built by eu comittee,the hardware would be italian,the software french,the regulation and safety test would be performed by germans and assembled by the spanish.which mean that after coming online half the system wouldnt work and the other half would be shooting down everything larger than a seagull,and the project would managed to be understaffed and overfunded at the same time.

Cross-European (not EU) defence projects are hardly uncommon dude. The Eurofighter, the Tornado, MILAN etc.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

You don't buy an entire fleet of military jets to just perform check-ups on radio-less passenger jets. There are plenty of non-armed airplanes capable of performing that role if you really think it's necessary.

Border air security also isn't high up on Belgium's list of needs.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Cat Mattress posted:

Replace aircraft by SAMs, and then, the procedure when a Boeing from Malaysia Airlines with 200+ passengers onboard has a broken radio becomes "shoot to kill" because that's the only thing you can do. It might not actually be the correct move, but I'll let you judge.
Making the shooting down of airliners a regular occurrence over European airspace would do wonders for the environment.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

R. Mute posted:

You don't buy an entire fleet of military jets to just perform check-ups on radio-less passenger jets. There are plenty of non-armed airplanes capable of performing that role if you really think it's necessary.

They don't need to be armed, but they do need to be fast, so as to reach the target quickly despite not being based nearby. They need to be small so as to be able to fly close to the other aircraft without risking collision. For small and fast, fighters are the best choice.

You could go for unarmed fighters, I suppose.

R. Mute posted:

Border air security also isn't high up on Belgium's list of needs.

Given that this is a mission that has been mutualized across the Benelux, the Netherlands will not be happy if Belgium decides not to do it anymore.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Cat Mattress posted:

You could go for unarmed fighters, I suppose.
You could go for a lot of things that aren't 34 overpriced fighter jets.

quote:

Given that this is a mission that has been mutualized across the Benelux, the Netherlands will not be happy if Belgium decides not to do it anymore.
Yeah, every which way you turn in this whole thing you'll find someone saying "Oh, but we've committed to doing x or y, we can't go back on that now." But guess what, we can and we should.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

The reason why this controversy is such a disaster for our government isn't that it might expose the shady dealings in picking one of these jets over another, it's that when our current government came into power, they were simultaneously gung-ho about making massive cuts and about replacing the F-16 fleet - they rammed through the funding for their replacements at a frankly un-Belgian pace, actively avoiding any debate in parliament even. They're afraid that this attention and a possible restart of the procurement procedure might light up that debate again and pull into question why the hell we're cutting every public service we have, while at the same time wasting up to 15 billion on fighter jets.

And that's not even thinking about what could happen if people start wondering what the hell our current fighter jets have been doing in the Middle East - that's another topic that's been kept very tightly covered up.

Considering our current right-wing government's policy on controversial matters has been "ram it through, suppress any info on it and stifle any debate" - attention like this is the last thing they want.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
As bad as your government might be about this, ours is worse.

According to official numbers the Netherlands remains the only coalition member who has dropped hundreds of bombs over Iraq and Syria and not killed a single civilian in collateral damage. That's how transparently our government lies to us.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

They fed us the same line, really.

quote:

Sinds 1 juli 2016 voerden de Belgische F-16’s vanuit Jordanië 605 missies uit, goed voor 6.080 vluchturen, en dropten ze 675 bommen. Volgens cijfers van Defensie bedroeg de efficiëntie van de aanvallen tegen troepen van IS op de grond 85 procent.

Generaal-majoor Frederik Vansina bevestigde dinsdag dat hij geen bewijzen heeft dat Belgische bommen burgerslachtoffers hebben gemaakt.
So 605 missions, 6080 hours in flight, 675 bombs, zero civilian casualties.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Gee guys, maybe this Major General Frederik Vansina isn't the most reliable guy.

Rough summary of the article: he knew about the extended life-span of the F-16's since 2016 and apparently called a Lockheed Martin rep to complain about the company mentioning during some international meeting that the F-16's could stay in service for much longer.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Didn't know you guys officially also have perfect aim. I swear I saw a bar chart with admitted civilian casualties a while back where only the Netherlands was still at 0, but I can't find it now so I'm probably wrong. Our ministry of Defense doesn't even see fit to properly inform parliament exactly what the gently caress it's up to, though. On the level of "we'll send you a report" and then just not.

Like here's the thing that gets me, who the gently caress are these lies even for? This is a country which en-masse voted for a prime minister who during the election debate literally said he thinks it's a good thing that Dutch people who radicalize go to Syria and get killed over there. Because you know, if it happens over there it's not our problem. And all the Syrians they terrorize in the meanwhile can get hosed I guess. If you said we bombed a thousand civilians while fighting ISIS I don't think the Dutch electorate would give a solitary gently caress about it. Or they could tell a more plausible lie and just lowball the absolute gently caress out of the numbers, like how the US, the UK and France do it. But no, we get fed complete and total bullshit and I can't figure out why. If they're afraid of a backlash, again, lowballing the number makes them more credible and thus less likely to receive backlash than the poo poo they're pulling now.

Orange Devil fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Mar 21, 2018

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

We usually don't get included on bar charts.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I dont get the point of Europe buying new planes in bulk. Sorry 100 grips wont stop russian gta kill teams from annihilating all 100 of them in short order. Tbey should just buy 1,000 f16s and be done with it

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



[quote="Cat Mattress" post=""48237933"]

There is a European SAM and it works pretty well actually. As far as I know it's the only air defense system that has demonstrated the ability to intercept a supersonic sea-skimming missile to protect a ship, so perhaps French software isn't that bad?
[/quote]

seems ok,but they do have some limitations

meanwhile ,in sarkozy news...

I remember back in 2007?08? Gaddafi touring a bunch of european countries,i wonder how many more stuff like this is going to come out.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Could tremendous shithead Sarko have had some kind of foreknowledge that Gaddaffi's regime wouldn't last long and so he wouldn't have to actually pay them back whatever money or promises he would owe them?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

LeoMarr posted:

I dont get the point of Europe buying new planes in bulk. Sorry 100 grips wont stop russian gta kill teams from annihilating all 100 of them in short order. Tbey should just buy 1,000 f16s and be done with it

The F-16 aren't any better than the Gripen. If anything, they're inferior.



Those are completely different systems, though.

Shibawanko posted:

Could tremendous shithead Sarko have had some kind of foreknowledge that Gaddaffi's regime wouldn't last long and so he wouldn't have to actually pay them back whatever money or promises he would owe them?

No, definitely not. Sarkozy's government was completely blindsided by the Arab Spring, and in general I'm extremely reluctant to give any capability for foresight to a blinged-out cocainated moron like Sarkozy.



Edit: in other news, Brexit continues to be hilarious.

https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/976569366383939584

Cat Mattress fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Mar 22, 2018

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Cat Mattress posted:

The F-16 aren't any better than the Gripen. If anything, they're inferior.



But F-16s are pretty good aerial cop cars in reality. most non-military actions done by Jets could be done by F-16s just as well, and en masse as any other fighter jet, an avionics package upgrade every 5 years and the things will do it all. Unless Russia plans to invade anytime soon, Europe doesn't need to run around with the most advanced jets in the world to do thigs like anti-smuggling abatement and striking isis.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



The N-VA solved the problem, turns out it was a socialist plot. Not the army guys withholding the info about upgrades, but the information now getting out.

Just a few more steps and we too can start screaming about leakers and fake news.

BabyFur Denny
Mar 18, 2003

Cat Mattress posted:

Edit: in other news, Brexit continues to be hilarious.

https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/976569366383939584

I am sure after Brexit the Brits will quickly come around and see the advantages of owning a French passport.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

LeoMarr posted:

But F-16s are pretty good aerial cop cars in reality. most non-military actions done by Jets could be done by F-16s just as well, and en masse as any other fighter jet, an avionics package upgrade every 5 years and the things will do it all. Unless Russia plans to invade anytime soon, Europe doesn't need to run around with the most advanced jets in the world to do thigs like anti-smuggling abatement and striking isis.

Yeah but *looks east* there should be core EU deterrent, which can just sit down at the border to dissuade thousands of Russian servicemen from spontaneously and definitely without orders taking an armed holiday.

suck my woke dick fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Mar 22, 2018

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Russia doesn't need to invade when they can just buy the countries.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

BabyFur Denny posted:

I am sure after Brexit the Brits will quickly come around and see the advantages of owning a French passport.

:perfect:

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Inescapable Duck posted:

Russia doesn't need to invade when they can just buy the countries.

That or wait until they elect some populist party because the population lost any hope of anything changing. The Russians just have to wait and they will probably get most of what they want either way since mainstream political parties in Europe seem to be prefer to go extict than change.

quote:

Within the last several years, dozens of thousands of such interceptions have taken place all over the world. And except for MH17, none of them led to shootdown. So perhaps the Belgian Air Component shouldn't try to imitate the example of the Donbass Dumbass Battalion?

Anyway for Belgium, it is an honest question how much of their GDP they need to blow on essentially "air cops" when they are in the heart of Europe and are buttressed on all sides by NATO countries. If Belgium had an active warzone like Donbass, it would be something else but if anything Belgium is arguably one of the countries in Europe to actually see any real armed conflict.

The MH17 wasn't a peacetime interception that went wrong, but a missile crew that shot down a civilian jet in a war zone where similar Ukrainian military cargo aircraft were being shot down. It is an argument for better-trained AA crews not necessarily F-35s. (I believe the Russian battalion was pretty green.)

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

nimby posted:

The N-VA solved the problem, turns out it was a socialist plot. Not the army guys withholding the info about upgrades, but the information now getting out.

Just a few more steps and we too can start screaming about leakers and fake news.
That's pretty much where they are already. The line was: "Think about why the leaker would go straight to the sp.a instead of going to the minister. Clearly a socialist plot to undermine him. Political games!"

Yes, why wouldn't the leaker go to the minister who clearly knew about the rapport already and was straight up lusting after some shiny F-35s? A mystery for the ages.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
It's report in English.

e: Unless rapport is a euphemism for corruption, which to be fair would be a pretty good one.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Nah, I just wasn't paying attention.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Cat Mattress posted:

The F-16 aren't any better than the Gripen. If anything, they're inferior.


Those are completely different systems, though.


Im not saying they are any better. Merely that for 99% of non conventional rich country vs rich country war actions like anti smuggling, anti air terrorrism or mid air seuizures, whats the point. 4 f16s is more menacing to a prop stop than

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Maybe EU sanctions should hit the Moscow proxy in the EU...


https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/976844865458835456?s=21


Kinda lovely for a country that depends on EU money to align with Putin...

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

So the Dutch SP took a beating in the municipal elections, fortunately the greens still won, although I don't exactly love the greens.

Liliane Marijnissen is fine as a person but I think almost nobody is attracted to what she says because the way she talks sounds way too much like another technocrat, which is exactly what the SP should try not to be. All like answering every question with "I will say 2 things to that, number 1 [stall for time], number 2 [actual answer to question audience has forgotten]". Presenting your political program in that way doesn't work anymore. People loving hate it and with good reason.

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

GaussianCopula posted:

Maybe EU sanctions should hit the Moscow proxy in the EU...


https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/976844865458835456?s=21


Kinda lovely for a country that depends on EU money to align with Putin...

I'm not sure this counts as Greece aligning with Putin.

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