Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Well, it started with a time travel accident that brought them all to Earth 616 in the far future. That pissed Immortus off for some reason, and he said they all had to kill each other Hunger Games style. And one Nathaniel, nicknamed "The Beast," was really into that and pretty much did most of the work himself. Then the remaining Nathaniel, who happened to be Nathaniel-616, traveled through time and recruited a college-age Reed, Ben, and Doom to help him win the last fight.

I'm reading Hickman's FF right now on Marvel Unlimited, and it is bugfuck.

Hickman remembered that Immortus is Nathaniel Richards too, right?

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Mar 21, 2018

# ? Mar 21, 2018 15:01

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Very edgy

# ? Mar 21, 2018 15:08

Autism Sneaks: Nov 21, 2016

just report it and ignore it or else the next two pages or so of the thread are already forfeit

# ? Mar 21, 2018 15:21

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I don't know why I expected an answer that would make sense. What the gently caress.

It's actually a pretty good comic.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 15:30

Olaf The Stout: Oct 16, 2009; FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

Say Nothing posted:

It's been done.
Well, almost.

Loving the delicate shading on the chest emblem, and how the contours of the design of the emblem align perfectly with his pectoral muscles.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 16:01

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Oh no, not again. :cripes:

# ? Mar 21, 2018 16:20

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Samuringa posted:

I know it's someone inside having that reaction, but the way it is positioned makes it seems that the car is going "NANI!?"

Herbie the Love Bug movies got weird after he joined the force.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 17:44

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Oh, and the Nathaniel Richards who kept popping up in Tom DeFalco's run? He was one of the alternate Nathaniels, and he's dead now.

Tom Defalco's F4 run is all butts.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:05

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

You know, that's the last way I'd describe the politics of Dr. Doom.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:17

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Random Stranger posted:

You know, that's the last way I'd describe the politics of Dr. Doom.

He's a big fan of foreign interventions given how often he fucks poo poo up in America despite being the leader of a country in Eastern Europe.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:23

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Doom voted for shillary kkkillinton

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:29

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Rhyno posted:

Tom Defalco's F4 run is all butts.

Technically that one is Hickman's fault.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:34

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Lurdiak posted:

Technically that one is Hickman's fault.

No that's a positive change. That version of NatRich is butts.

BUTTS.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:35

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Rhyno posted:

No that's a positive change. That version of NatRich is butts.

BUTTS.

I find it to be less butts than having Reed Richards of all people have a sensible caring father who is the sole survivor of an inter-dimensional war between all other Nathaniel Richards. Pull the other one, Hickman.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:36

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Random Stranger posted:

You know, that's the last way I'd describe the politics of Dr. Doom.

I dunno, Strucker doesn't like what Doom did: therefore Doom is a neo-liberal. Iron-clad case, really.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:41

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

I might be giving the writer too much credit but I think it's an intentional joke, considering he also confuses "Balkan" for "Baltic".

# ? Mar 21, 2018 20:56

ecavalli: Nov 18, 2012

Random Stranger posted:

You know, that's the last way I'd describe the politics of Dr. Doom.

Eh, compared to Nazis, everybody's got a liberal agenda.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 00:44

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Nessus posted:

I dunno, Strucker doesn't like what Doom did: therefore Doom is a neo-liberal. Iron-clad case, really.

ecavalli posted:

Eh, compared to Nazis, everybody's got a liberal agenda.

Take a poli-sci class.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 01:53

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ecavalli posted:

Eh, compared to Nazis, everybody's got a liberal agenda.

Neo-liberal and liberal are completely different things

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Ask me about my neo-liberal agenda

# ? Mar 22, 2018 02:03

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Endless Mike posted:

Ask me about my neo-liberal agenda

I keep mine in a Trapper Keeper.
...
Oh wait that's my retro agenda. Carry on.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 02:46

AzureFlame: Nov 26, 2009

Here's the guy's Flickr with all of the actual issues in all their absurd, racist, anti-Semitic "glory." If it wasn't for the fact that he's actually trying to lobby for this, I'd assume it was all parody. He's like a one-off character in the Venture Bros.

Oh, and Foreskin Man has an official theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bww5S5e3D_4.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 03:10

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

AzureFlame posted:

Here's the guy's Flickr with all of the actual issues in all their absurd, racist, anti-Semitic "glory." If it wasn't for the fact that he's actually trying to lobby for this, I'd assume it was all parody. He's like a one-off character in the Venture Bros.

Oh, and Foreskin Man has an official theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bww5S5e3D_4.

Content warning for this: There's a lotta wieners. :dong:

# ? Mar 22, 2018 03:39

ecavalli: Nov 18, 2012

Skwirl posted:

Neo-liberal and liberal are completely different things

Yeah, they sure are. You're totally right.

How the gently caress did I read that so wrong?

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Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

That raises some really awkward questions.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 05:08

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Random Stranger posted:

That raises some really awkward questions.

Black Panther is kind of an rear end, and full of poo poo sometimes. QED.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 09:23

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

I don't know who Viktor von Doom would've voted for (if he were a US citizen) in the general, but he was definitely a McMullin supporter in the primary.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:12

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Discendo Vox posted:

I don't know who Viktor von Doom would've voted for (if he were a US citizen) in the general, but he was definitely a McMullin supporter in the primary.

He's a Chafee man.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:30

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Doom would never vote for anyone other than Doom, were he to allow voting

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:05

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Retro Futurist posted:

Doom would never vote for anyone other than Doom, were he to allow voting

Voting would mean that other people had as much control over the decision as Doom, so there's no way he'd go for it.

Edit: the Patrician post just after mine is way better. Just ignore this.

prefect fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Mar 22, 2018

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:22

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Retro Futurist posted:

Doom would never vote for anyone other than Doom, were he to allow voting

Like the Patrician, Doom is a big believer in "one man, one vote".

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:22

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

prefect posted:

Voting would mean that other people had as much control over the decision as Doom, so there's no way he'd go for it.

Doom would 100% allow free and unrestricted voting. All votes not for Doom just show that the populous is flawed and Doom must retain power to shepherd them onward to greater heights.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:25

Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

The other candidate is a Doombot.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:26

Zaodai: May 23, 2009; Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.

All votes are for Doom. Either Doctor Doom, or their own doom (at the hands of the Doctor.)

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:28

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

The concept of "voting" carries with it the implication that anyone besides Doom has an opinion worth paying heed to; Doom denies this, and so denies voting.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:36

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Taerkar posted:

The other candidate is a Doombot.

All elections are actually for which Doombot you want to reign whenever the real Doom is away. The Doom Pro Tempore, if you will.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:41

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

There are only two candidates in a Latverian election: Victor Von Doom and Victor Von Doom. Debates are just him running back and forth from one podium.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:48

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

I fear for the kids who vote reed Richards as a joke

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Sometimes it's Kristoff thinking he's Doom.

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