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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
couple of good fights and a good knockout, main card up next

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
glory's chinese stream has them pre-recording all the pre fight copy but they don't seem to realise they're broadcasting it because they keep saying "uh blah blah blah blah" and "sorry, i hosed that up so bad"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
every time i watch glory it loving sucks poo poo and is boring as hell, and i'm not convinced the shows that i don't watch are any different

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
where can I find glory online? I've been watching soccer all day so I haven't dipped in yet.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
espn3 i think(?) if you're in america

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

espn3 i think(?) if you're in america

Ah cool yeah. Probably gonna watch this on my phone at the park like a crazy person

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
main event up next. jesus christ the main card has been dog poo poo. it's unbelievable comparing this card to the last card that hari/gerges was on.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Well espn3 has locked content now when it never used to. I got to watch entrances and then was locked out...

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
fight was pretty good. every other fight on the main card was a turd but the undercard show was good. thongchai blows rear end.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Triticum Guzzler posted:

every time i watch glory it loving sucks poo poo and is boring as hell, and i'm not convinced the shows that i don't watch are any different

The first Glory show I watched was 33 and I felt like it set my expectations way too high because I've only ever been disappointed at subsequent shows.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

MrBling posted:

The first Glory show I watched was 33 and I felt like it set my expectations way too high because I've only ever been disappointed at subsequent shows.

Their problem at the moment is that fight pass pays more than their rinky dink tv deals on espn 7 and a sports channel in Afghanistan or whatever, so their undercards range from perfectly serviceable to good and the main cards are often dogshit padded out with a pointless tournament. If they could ease off the tournaments and streamline their distribution so they're running just one card per show then they could go back to being good. The main card up until the headliner yesterday was aggressively bad.

Like, this was the card the first Hari/Gerges was on 8 years ago, in a regional promotion that basically only had iPPV distribution. It's incomparable to last night:

quote:

Tomas Hron vs. Rustemi Kreshnik

Anthony Nekrui vs Chris Ngimbi

Rico Verhoeven vs Dzevad Poturak

Dzhabar Askerov vs William Diender

Mootje Khamal vs Chahid Oulad El Hadj

Atty Gol vs Orono vor Petchpoon (It’s Showtime World Title 65 kg Max 2010)

Lhoucine 'Aussie' Ouzgni vs Sem Braan

Anderson 'Braddock' Silva vs Mourad Bouzidi

Sahin 'Kaas' Yakut vs Rayen Simson

Daniel Ghita vs Ashwin Balrak

Cosmo Alexandre vs Nieky Holzken

Gago Drago vs Leroy Kaestner

Yoshihiro Sato vs Pajonsuk

Gökhan Saki vs Melvin Manhoef

Artur Kyshenko VS Murat Direkçi

Badr Hari VS Hesdy Gerges (It’s Showtime World Title 95 kg+ 2010)

The tournament at Glory 52 should be much better than last night, but the best card this month and probably this year is K-1's show with ease.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
I am Gago Drago

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Marching Powder posted:

I am Gago Drago

Drago became a Web Content Guy on instagram and it's one of the more confusing Dutch career turns https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc-a5vcjCd9/?hl=en&taken-by=gagodrago4real

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Drago became a Web Content Guy on instagram and it's one of the more confusing Dutch career turns https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc-a5vcjCd9/?hl=en&taken-by=gagodrago4real

what a wonderful sport

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

getting beat over the head by big tittie fitness models seems like a better career choice imo.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

coconono posted:

getting beat over the head by big tittie fitness models seems like a better career choice imo.

Well he's still scheduled to fight Kyshenko at loving middleweight for no good reason in July. Kyshenko beat his rear end badly when he had to kill himself to make 70kg, and now that he's absolutely horsed out of his mind I don't think it's going to go very well for a guy who hasn't fought in 4 years.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Hello,

The enormous K-1 card is very unusual, so I'm actually planning ahead instead of just waking up on the morning and assuming I can catch it. And I'm glad I did because it turns out the card is so loving long (scheduled for 9 hours) that it starts at the following times:



However I think the actual fights start 30 minutes after the start. Main card starts 2 hours after the show opens.



Card details stolen from Karaev Fan:

quote:

Preliminary Fights

P-1 Sano Junpei vs. Matsumura Hideaki
P-2 Ruku vs. Kato Kona
P-3 Hara Shouta vs. Kondo Kaisei
P-4 Toushi vs. Hayato
P-5 Yokoyama Takumi vs. Oiwa Tatsuya [60kg tournament reserve fight]

Main card (Part 1)
Landhousing Presents "4th WORLD GP Super Featherweight Championship Tournament"
QF-1 KOJI vs. Urabe Hirotaka
QF-2 Komiyama Kosuke vs. Suarek Rukkukamui
QF-3 TAKERU vs. Stauros Exakoustidis
QF-4 Goshyu Masanobu vs. Timur Nadrov

WW Title Fight: Kubo Yuta (c) vs. Melsik Baghdasaryan
HW Title Fight: Antonio Plazibat (c) vs. Roel Mannaart


[Intermission 1]


Main card (Part 2)
50kg Women's SuperFight
KANA vs. Polina Petukhova
Super BW SuperFight: Gunji Taito vs. Tosaka Takumi
Super LW SuperFight: Nakazawa Jun vs Soda Yasuomi

Landhousing Presents "4th WORLD GP Super Featherweight Championship Tournament"

- SF-1 Winner of QF-1 vs Winner of QF-2
- SF-2 Winner of QF-3 vs Winner of QF-4

Super FW Title Fight: Noiri Masaaki (c) vs. Tetsuya Yamato
Super WW Title Fight: Chingiz Allazov (c) vs. Hinata

[Intermission 2]

Main card (Part 3)

WW SuperFight: Kimura 'Phillip' Minoru vs. Hirayama Jin
WW SuperFight: Kido Yasuhiro vs. Issam Chahid
EMURGO presents: Kaew Weerasakreck vs. Hiramoto Ren
LW Title Fight: Wei Rui (c) vs. Urabe Koya
Super BW Title Fight: Takei Yoshiki (c) vs. Kubo Kenji

Landhousing Presents "4th WORLD GP Super Featherweight Championship Tournament"
- Super FW Title Fight: Winner of SF-1 vs Winner of SF-2

Viewing options:

If you have a reliable VPN, the main broadcast is on Abema. Their geoblocking gets better every show, and I haven't gotten Hola to work for a long time https://abema.tv/now-on-air/fighting-sports

There are usually Chinese streams that aren't geoblocked, which will either be on https://www.yy.com or http://live.qq.com/directory/game/Fight however they usually have a maximum number of free connections, so you might find it stops working at peak time, and certainly when Wei Rui fights.

Finally, apparently you can sign up for a 24 hour free trial on fujitv.live, and it should air on Gaora

Speaking of Gaora, Krush 86 just concluded and the main event was complete fuckin insanity

https://twitter.com/New_K1_bot/status/972438203083890688

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

That is sheer insanity. Holy loving poo poo.

how many hours from now until the 9 hour card starts?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
a lot of hours, because it's march 20th/21st. just trying to get the info out ahead of time because it's an unusual opportunity for america to actually see at least part of the show live

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Triticum Guzzler posted:



Speaking of Gaora, Krush 86 just concluded and the main event was complete fuckin insanity

https://twitter.com/New_K1_bot/status/972438203083890688

Wow

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


Triticum Guzzler posted:

Drago became a Web Content Guy on instagram and it's one of the more confusing Dutch career turns https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc-a5vcjCd9/?hl=en&taken-by=gagodrago4real

Almost as good as that (olympic?) gymnast turned porn star.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Watch this ridiculous fuckin fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0seMoZDDu0

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
tfw the first strike thrown and landed is a spinning back kick to the body and you look at the length of the video and it says >11 minutes :getin:

e it really is just a great loving fight

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
That arm counterbalance feinting on the faked lead leg kick into spinning back kick is such a nice touch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0seMoZDDu0&t=48s

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008


This is fantastic.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Those body shots are extremely fun to watch. Wish I could punch like that.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Tenshin's sister is going to fight

https://twitter.com/Karaev_Fan/status/974689225277825026

oh and some poo poo about a new kickboxing org and lawyers.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I thought Tenshin was already the RISE champ, but maybe I'm thinking of Blade. He ran through all the low tier tournaments anyway. Anyway, Nana Nasukawa is a pretty good name but it's no Jadamba Narantungalag.

Anyway, they're setting up Tenshin vs Horiguchi for NYE. Huge balls on Horiguchi, but he really has nothing to lose except possibly consciousness and the fight seems silly for everyone involved. Tenshin's dad seems like a jackass though and is posting on facebook about how Takeru doesn't deserve to fight him and would definitely lose and Horiguchi is a better kickboxer. This kid has a death grip on combat sports in Japan.

Karaev Fan has been translating material leading up to the K-1 show, it's all really good. Here is a pretty big interview with Takeru, and he's also subtitled a couple of videos of Koji, who faces Hirotaka Urabe in the first round. He's pretty funny. He got under Urabe's skin to an insane degree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs_s6b6t-jg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAcXX7ChsHI

if you don't have time to see 10 minutes of a guy getting needled at a press conference, skip to 7:40 for the best part

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Last minute drama: Timur Nadrov is out of the tournament and has been replaced with Denis Wosik. Wosik is fairly good but he's not dangerous the way Nadrov is. He fought a couple of weeks ago for Wu Lin Feng at 63kg so he should be in decent shape for the first fight, but an 8 man tournament is a different animal.

Takeru's most likely path to the championship before was Stauros, Nadrov, Suarek which I don't think he would've done. I think this actually balances out the brackets a bit more.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
For people who haven't seen the K'Festa card yet, here's what you can skip and what you should watch, with timestamped links because I'm nice.

QF-1 KOJI vs. Urabe Hirotaka - Skippable if you don't care about the tournament
QF-2 Komiyama Kosuke vs. Suarek Rukkukamui - Absolutely loving watch
QF-3 TAKERU vs. Stauros Exakoustidis - Watch
QF-4 Goshyu Masanobu vs. Dennis Wosik - Skippable if you don't care about the tournament

WW Title Fight: Kubo Yuta (c) vs. Melsik Baghdasaryan - Not just skippable, this is a must skip
HW Title Fight: Antonio Plazibat (c) vs. Roel Mannaart - Skippable

KANA vs. Polina Petukhova - Skippable, but has some fun in it
Super BW SuperFight: Gunji Taito vs. Tosaka Takumi - A less strong recommendation to watch
Super LW SuperFight: Nakazawa Jun vs Soda Yasuomi - Skippable

– SF-1 Winner of QF-1 vs Winner of QF-2 - Watch
– SF-2 Winner of QF-3 vs Winner of QF-4 - Watch

Super FW Title Fight: Noiri Masaaki (c) vs. Tetsuya Yamato - Absolutely loving watch
Super WW Title Fight: Chingiz Allazov (c) vs. Hinata - Watch

WW SuperFight: Kimura ‘Phillip’ Minoru vs. Hirayama Jin - Skippable but it only lasts like a minute so whatever
WW SuperFight: Kido Yasuhiro vs. Issam Chahid - Skippable
EMURGO presents: Kaew Weerasakreck vs. Hiramoto Ren - Absolutely loving watch
LW Title Fight: Wei Rui (c) vs. Urabe Koya - Absolutely loving watch
Super BW Title Fight: Takei Yoshiki (c) vs. Kubo Kenji - Absolutely loving watch, but even more absolutely than the others

– Super FW Title Fight: Winner of SF-1 vs Winner of SF-2 - Watch

Official videos will be posted on the K-1 youtube channel at 11pm EST tonight.

On Sunday they're holding a press conference to discuss plans for upcoming events. There's already been a couple of interesting things happen but to avoid spoilers for people who missed the card I probably won't post news until the weekend.

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Thank you for that!

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
i'm sad that noiri now almost looks like a normal human being but i'm happy that he's still a scrappy violence machine.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
thanks very much for taking the time to do all that man. i thoroughly enjoyed it.

***SPOILER TALK BELOW IF YOU ARE YET TO WATCH***

so is that allazov dude just a massive weapon or was hinata a bum? allazov loving steam rolled him

takeru looked great.

i was really impressed with kosuke's footwork and especially kicks. he's got no hands at all but man his kicks are crazy. if he wasn't comically gassed he could have given takeru some interesting looks. poo poo that spinning hook kick he landed while completely gassed could have been it if it was just a little cleaner.

koya's straight left to snatch the belt was my favourite moment of the night. what a peach.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Allazov is probably at worst a top 5 guy, but it's hard to really gauge where he is because 70kg is so fragmented and he's still young (same age as Noiri). His only losses are to Marat Grigorian and Sittichai years back, which is nothing to be ashamed of. Offensively he's incredible, but he has defensive lapses every now and then. He got dropped by Cedric Manhoef and Yasuhiro Kido in fights that he otherwise won without issue, which is a bit shocking for a guy as skilled as him. He's spent quite a lot of time fighting against French guys in France, which has probably the best Thai boxers outside of Thailand, but I think he was mostly fighting the K-1 rules guys and it's hard to know where they stack up as well.

Hinata's no bum but he's definitely in the twilight of his career. As a general rule, he doesn't beat elite guys but he makes it to the bell. The last time I saw him get smashed like that was against Andy Ristie, which I guess is the best comparison I could give for where Chingiz is at right now. Incredibly dangerous guy with a couple of losses who could turn out to be brilliant. And in case anybody is wondering what Andy Ristie's up to these days, I heard he's a garbage collector.

Komiyama's hands are utterly non-existant and it doesn't help that I'm pretty sure he still trains at his dad's dojo like he has since he was 6. In kickboxing terms he's an old guy at 31, honestly I wasn't and am still not sure he's on this level. I don't think even if he committed to a big change in his training that he could pick up boxing at this point. But God drat his dexterity with his legs is unreal to the extent that photographers make him dress up and kick the air for fun. He fights pretty infrequently so I don't think he was ever going to have the conditioning for 3 fights on short notice. I guess I'd still like to see him fight Goshyu like originally planned, but a guy who keeps stumbling forward vs a guy content to back away and counter could be a horrific style matchup. I don't know what you even do with the guy but a loving lead leg head kick ko while moving backwards is crazy.

I hope Wei Rui sticks around and doesn't just retreat to China. It's nuts that Koya is a year younger than his brother, and his brother needs to retire while he just won a belt like that.

Also, Ren Hiramoto is the ultimate combat sports failson. His pre-fight video was just him and his friends dressing up as Yakuza characters and tooling around in a warehouse, and he dyed his hair to match Goku's https://twitter.com/Karaev_Fan/status/976868619836633092

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

the K-Fiesta was really good because they said 69 a whole bunch.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
News:

Allazov is fighting Petrosyan in Italy possibly in July, presumably Bellator kickboxing. Says he's fighting in Paris and China before that, so he's going to be busy this year.

https://twitter.com/KrisDekkerMMA/status/977148886656700416

Ghita is unretiring after failing as an insane nationalist politician.

Glory are finally going to be moving away from constantly doing tournaments, seems they're shaking things up under a new CEO.

Both K-1 and Abema were publicising Takeru's post fight speech (subtitled here), which seems like nothing but Abema used to censor Tenshin's name in their chat and K-1 don't talk about him either. This is the mildest thaw in relations, but hope springs eternal.

K'Festa 2 is already confirmed, K-1 are announcing some of their schedule plans on Sunday but that's a year away so I'd be surprised if they even announce a venue for that.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Are there any good events or places to find events to watch Thai boxing in the UK live?

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Foul Fowl posted:

i'm sad that noiri now almost looks like a normal human being but i'm happy that he's still a scrappy violence machine.

Is that old triangle head kid?

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

willie_dee posted:

Is that old triangle head kid?

Yeah, our triangle boy is a triangle man now

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

Are there any good events or places to find events to watch Thai boxing in the UK live?

There's a very healthy scene in the north, there's usually a few shows a year on at whatever the Reebok stadium is called now in Bolton. Yokkao run events pretty frequently, Tetsuya Yamato (the guy who just lost to Noiri) was over here a couple of years ago and got absolutely loving robbed against Liam Harrison:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l84SbiATpFo

They have a bit of a range of shows, so they're not always big world class affairs, but their shows in conjunction with Super Showdown are usually good stuff. The next one of those isn't until late in the year. The next Yokkao card is in Southampton next month but it's one of the more grass roots shows. They've got Manachai signed to their gym, and he's headlining. He's in the Lumpinee rankings so I assume he's good but I don't think I've actually watched him fight since they announced his signing a few years ago.

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