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everdave
Nov 14, 2005
at this point just do the needful

http://www.1199panigale.ducati.com/en/#home

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

An odd number of cylinders for an odd man

has anyone made a 5 cyl bike?

e. Of course they have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9StJd73hSX4

My favorite is the one with the radial 5 build into the front wheel

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Mar 21, 2018

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



Someone needs to make a device that just cuts fuel above a certain RPM for 600 supersports, then you can learn by keeping it below 7k, and gradually increase the cutoff every few months.

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

An r6, or any other 600cc "proper" sport bike will pretend to be manageable for a new rider. Until you crack the throttle and your last meal rockets out your rear end in a top hat before it's been digested. The tach climbs *instantly* from "this is really fast but ok" to gently caress-your-mother levels of power.

This is incredibly accurate.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So I had a date today. Am still on it.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
It.....its going well

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Ffffff



INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
It.....it continues to go well

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

It.....its going well



Is that your date?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

cakesmith handyman posted:

Is that your date?

I mean it wasnt but she threw an axle

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Snap ring broke, got another from Toyota

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

cakesmith handyman posted:

Is that your date?

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

I mean it wasnt but she threw an axle
Give it a minute...

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Snap ring broke, got another from Toyota

Did part of the snap ring fall into the case?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Seminal Flu posted:

Did part of the snap ring fall into the case?

gently caress all if I know, but at this point the total overall impact if it did will be minimal at best

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

gently caress all if I know, but at this point the total overall impact if it did will be minimal at best

She'd better leave you hanging without even a handy for all that work you're doing.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Lol this poo poo is fistfucked three ways from sunday

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Lol this poo poo is fistfucked three ways from sunday

Did the axle splines get shipped misaligned like on our Celica?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Did the axle splines get shipped misaligned like on our Celica?

Did you order it from Rockauto?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
No tranny borked bad lmao

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

No tranny borked bad lmao

'cause it's got a snap ring broken off inside it.

Have you tried the transaxle emporium?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Red alert in hot tub

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

No tranny borked bad lmao

They are asking about the car, not the girl.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

I mean it wasnt but she threw an axle

If my date threw an axle at me I would consider proposal on the spot.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Red alert in hot tub

Fire all phasers Mr. Worf.

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Red alert in hot tub

Something something head in a hot tank

Tomarse
Mar 7, 2001

Grr



COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Lol this poo poo is fistfucked three ways from sunday

I’m a bit confused - is this last page talking about your date or the car?

TrueChaos
Nov 14, 2006




Tomarse posted:

I’m a bit confused - is this last page talking about your date or the car?

I thought the date was the car.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Tomarse posted:

I’m a bit confused - is this last page talking about your date or the car?

https://thefpl.us/episode/156

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Seminal Flu posted:

She'd better leave you hanging without even a handy for all that work you're doing.

So the words what do you mean you havent got any in 4 years, god drat man i'll break you off were said out loud

About 3 hours of arching her back while showing off her boobs and butt in the hot tub later, we went back to her car and she suddenly decided she was tired from the hot tub and see me tomorrow

I havent decided if I will wear her flesh or wife this one

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I vote flesh.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Next time, on this thread was always going to end up as evidence presented by the prosecution, so gently caress it.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Ever since i had my teeth pulled ive had these really troubling russian roulette stratified poops where your scale numbers depends on how hard or soft a meal you felt like that particular day

INCHI DICKARI fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Mar 22, 2018

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
Digestive system working as intended, ticket closed.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

MC Hawking posted:

Digestive system working as intended, ticket closed.

Tell that to my Sumatran Blend assisted Bristol Stool Events

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Date 3 tonight and I cant fukken believe I never thought to check her liked pages on FB





And so I do swear before all the natural laws of beast and man, and God Himself I intend to bed this lady of my own free will

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So far have carpet burned my cock and balls freeballing my Carhartts and locked myself out of the house

All things considered its going rather well

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Lol Facebook is a social media cock blocker

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

I refuse to believe that any person would be a member of 5+ kid rock fan groups

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

KKKLIP ART posted:

I refuse to believe that any person would be a member of 5+ kid rock fan groups

I saw that and was like nnnnyyeeeeaaahhi can see it

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I appreciate my brother's GTI. I guarantee the guy two stop lights ahead of me is able to hear every word of Durst's Behind Blue Eyes with perfect clarity

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