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Y ou gently caress
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I'm worried about how fast I spotted that.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 03:41 |
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Holy poo poo.
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Picnic Princess posted:This is all I do know, and need to know, about the Wiggles Well that is magical.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 07:50 |
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That crab is goddamn mvp of the song and I never knew.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 10:24 |
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Is this a real, documented conversation in history? Because if so, drat...
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 10:29 |
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Choco1980 posted:Is this a real, documented conversation in history? Because if so, drat... It's certainly well reported if not officially documented. I've seen it as Khrushchev : "You must acknowledge that I come from the working class, while you were born to a family of the bourgeoisie." Zhou: "Yes, but we have one thing in common. We have both betrayed our class." But it's from a personal conversation so who knows really. There are many versions of the exact wording and given both regimes natures it's hard to know if it's true.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 11:01 |
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https://i.imgur.com/KVAajns.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/dYamcV5.mp4 Randaconda has a new favorite as of 12:51 on Mar 23, 2018 |
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Aramoro posted:It's certainly well reported if not officially documented. I've seen it as If Zhou is like most people, he actually thought of that line two days later and went "AH gently caress I SHOULD HAVE SAID WE BOTH BETRAYED OUR CLASS AAAAGGGHHH". And then since he was the Premier he made the official histories report that he actually said that.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 12:55 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm worried about how fast I spotted that.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 13:02 |
Trig Discipline posted:If Zhou is like most people, he actually thought of that line two days later and went "AH gently caress I SHOULD HAVE SAID WE BOTH BETRAYED OUR CLASS AAAAGGGHHH". And then since he was the Premier he made the official histories report that he actually said that. It's the translators, those guys are lit.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 13:04 |
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Phanatic posted:Severe Tire Damage is loving awesome live. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_Tire_Damage_(album)
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 13:23 |
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Can confirm, TMBG is awesome live.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 14:01 |
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Trig Discipline posted:If Zhou is like most people, he actually thought of that line two days later and went "AH gently caress I SHOULD HAVE SAID WE BOTH BETRAYED OUR CLASS AAAAGGGHHH". And then since he was the Premier he made the official histories report that he actually said that. yeah it's like churchill v lady astor, sure buddy you dropped a sweet burn like quote:"Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk." instead of making GBS threads your pants and crying because a woman was rude to you. spoilers: you weren't sober the next day, you loving lush.
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thatbastardken posted:yeah it's like churchill v lady astor, sure buddy you dropped a sweet burn like Someone should have told Churchill brevity is the soul of wit. Just call her ugly.
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thatbastardken posted:yeah it's like churchill v lady astor, sure buddy you dropped a sweet burn like My favorite one of those obviously bullshit historical own stories is about the famously taciturn President "Silent Cal" Coolidge. At a social occasion in Washington an attractive young woman came up to him and said "I bet my friend I could get you to say more than two words" to which Coolidge wittily replied, "gently caress you"
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Guy Goodbody posted:My favorite one of those obviously bullshit historical own stories is about the famously taciturn President "Silent Cal" Coolidge. At a social occasion in Washington an attractive young woman came up to him and said "I bet my friend I could get you to say more than two words" to which Coolidge wittily replied, "gently caress you" I do wanna know how these people from like the 1700s actually talked, instead of the quotes attributed to them where they go off into these three- and four-level subordinate clauses full of florid adjectives that nobody can hope to follow unless they're reading it in print (and even then it's hard as gently caress). I mean I know people weren't THAT much smarter back then than they are now. ...Were they?
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 14:29 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Can confirm, TMBG is awesome live.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 14:35 |
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Data Graham posted:I do wanna know how these people from like the 1700s actually talked, instead of the quotes attributed to them where they go off into these three- and four-level subordinate clauses full of florid adjectives that nobody can hope to follow unless they're reading it in print (and even then it's hard as gently caress). People were, are, and will always behuh morons.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 14:36 |
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Before iPhones people had more time to elaborately call each other assholes. Now we just call each other assholes and get back to watching a disappointing Season 4 of New Girl on Netflix while we're on the train.
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Data Graham posted:I do wanna know how these people from like the 1700s actually talked, instead of the quotes attributed to them where they go off into these three- and four-level subordinate clauses full of florid adjectives that nobody can hope to follow unless they're reading it in print (and even then it's hard as gently caress). Back then nobody bothered to write down what 99% of the population thought or said because every literate person was an elitist rear end in a top hat, but now we have Twitter.
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Guy Goodbody posted:My favorite one of those obviously bullshit historical own stories is about the famously taciturn President "Silent Cal" Coolidge. At a social occasion in Washington an attractive young woman came up to him and said "I bet my friend I could get you to say more than two words" to which Coolidge wittily replied, "gently caress you" "You lose."
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Data Graham posted:I do wanna know how these people from like the 1700s actually talked, instead of the quotes attributed to them where they go off into these three- and four-level subordinate clauses full of florid adjectives that nobody can hope to follow unless they're reading it in print (and even then it's hard as gently caress). Way more people were illiterate. So almost nothing they said or thought was recorded. And most of the poo poo that got written wasn't recorded either. Like, you watch a Ken Burns documentary where he read some beautiful letter from a Union solider and you think they were all like that, but I guarantee you most of the letters were actually like "Yo Aunt Dierde, I paid Stevey a glass of rum to write this for me, so read it to my wife cause you know she can't read too good on account of the mule hoof print in her fuckin skull. Dear my Wife Agitha; I'm covered in fleas but we stole a pig from some rear end in a top hat farmer so wese eating good at least. Don't sell the horse, don't let the baby die, and don't gently caress nobody else. Regards, your husband Brant"
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 14:47 |
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Flyball posted:"You lose." No, you lose, rear end in a top hat.
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thatbastardken posted:yeah it's like churchill v lady astor, sure buddy you dropped a sweet burn like One of the rare times Family Guy probably got it right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0rjckCTl4
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Guy Goodbody posted:Way more people were illiterate. So almost nothing they said or thought was recorded. And most of the poo poo that got written wasn't recorded either. Like, you watch a Ken Burns documentary where he read some beautiful letter from a Union solider and you think they were all like that, but I guarantee you most of the letters were actually like "Yo Aunt Dierde, I paid Stevey a glass of rum to write this for me, so read it to my wife cause you know she can't read too good on account of the mule hoof print in her fuckin skull. Dear my Wife Agitha; I'm covered in fleas but we stole a pig from some rear end in a top hat farmer so wese eating good at least. Don't sell the horse, don't let the baby die, and don't gently caress nobody else. Regards, your husband Brant" Classic Brant
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Greg Giraldo posted:Dear Marie, it is hot as gently caress out here. It is hard to fight these sand monkeys witcha balls stickin' to your legs. It is very hot and I am very sweety. It is very hot because I am in the dessert. What else was I gonna axe you? Oh yeah, don't gently caress nobody 'til I get back.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Way more people were illiterate. So almost nothing they said or thought was recorded. And most of the poo poo that got written wasn't recorded either. Like, you watch a Ken Burns documentary where he read some beautiful letter from a Union solider and you think they were all like that, but I guarantee you most of the letters were actually like "Yo Aunt Dierde, I paid Stevey a glass of rum to write this for me, so read it to my wife cause you know she can't read too good on account of the mule hoof print in her fuckin skull. Dear my Wife Agitha; I'm covered in fleas but we stole a pig from some rear end in a top hat farmer so wese eating good at least. Don't sell the horse, don't let the baby die, and don't gently caress nobody else. Regards, your husband Brant" My mom has been transcribing giant boxes of letters between her mother and father during WWII, and they're mostly really well spelled and beautifully written. However, my grandmother's mother wrote one letter to my grandfather when he and her daughter were fighting and wow...she had some creative ideas about how to spell stuff. Here's her telling off my grandfather for not wanting my grandmother to have a music career: quote:Dot told me how up set you were when she told you she wanted to study music, I realy don’t quite understand why you feel as you do Otis, I thought you would be pleased. it isnt anything new she has allways wanted to study music every since she was a little girl, but we were never able to let her, then after she met you Otis she kind of forgot it for a while, now that you have been gone for so long the, desire came back. More as an outlet for her loneleness than any thig else. she was in a tearable state of mind and health, for so long, that I was worried nearly to death about her, so when she came out her where there was such grand opportunitys for her to study, I incouraged her to take up music again, I don’t belive you would have wanted her to become a nervous wreck, and that is what she was fast becoming. Apparently she didn't write particularly well either, so she probably spent all day on that. Not making fun, it's just interesting to see the difference in generations that was happening right then, comparing that to her own daughter's writing. Trig Discipline has a new favorite as of 15:35 on Mar 23, 2018 |
# ? Mar 23, 2018 15:30 |
^^ That still reads way better than ~70% of facebook posts.
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Data Graham posted:^^ That still reads way better than ~70% of facebook posts. Wot u mean?
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Data Graham posted:^^ That still reads way better than ~70% of facebook posts. Fair point. Since I'm on the topic (and WAY off topic for the thread) here's an excerpt of the letter she was replying to, wherein my grandfather made a veiled threat to plummet his wartime boner into a pile of French titties if my grandmother didn't give up on her idea of being a singer. quote:We returned to our rooms, rested a while, had supper and went to the Folies Bergere”. It is a rather famous place of which you have probably heard. The show consisted of a number of Vaudeville acts, interspersed with dance routines and songs. Grandpa was being kind of a giant rear end in a top hat here obviously, but even for a passive-aggressive, massively sexist "I am going to cheat on you unless you do what I say" it is quite well-written.
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To NORA Dublin 8 December 1909 My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your oval office, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's oval office. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your oval office is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
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Yeah I'm really glad there weren't any letters like that in there.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 15:46 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah I'm really glad there weren't any letters like that in there. They were probably too self-conscious about them getting read by wartime censors.
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Samuringa posted:To NORA http://www.arbuturian.com/culture/james-joyce posted:When an earnest, bookish young man travelled all the way to Zurich and met James Joyce, one of the greatest writers not only of his age but of all time, he asked: “May I kiss the hand that wrote Ulysses?”
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Pakled posted:They were probably too self-conscious about them getting read by wartime censors. Or maybe they wrote tons of them and they just got intercepted.
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