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Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

they should fly in the kolkata reds

# ? Mar 21, 2018 23:55

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:32

brocked: Oct 25, 2005; All shall love me and despair!

How many sponsors can fit on a song sheet?

# ? Mar 22, 2018 00:01

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Blue Star Error posted:

European Style Rooting Sections

Bring in that one Seattle capo imo, he could show those Manchester United fans how a real soccer fan roots for their favourite franchise

# ? Mar 22, 2018 03:34

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

Ninpo posted:

gently caress sake.

Or, you know, don't price out the people that do turn up and sing maybe? Controversial I know. There isn't a big enough.

You sound like you give a crud

# ? Mar 22, 2018 07:33

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

This is great news but I�m afraid the mancs now will be able to FIGHT AND WIN!

# ? Mar 22, 2018 08:28

Manc Hill: Jul 19, 2001; ^^this is u ^^this is me

brocked posted:

Yeah I would have thought Jardim and Simeone would be on the list too... Probably Low as well

Fergie would probably roll over in his wine barrel at the thought of a German manager

Fergie was trying to get Ottmar Hitzfeld confirmed to replace him when he was supposed to retire the first time.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 11:15

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Manc Hill posted:

Fergie was trying to get Ottmar Hitzfeld confirmed to replace him when he was supposed to retire the first time.

Really? I always heard Sven was being lined up.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 12:20

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

sebzilla posted:

Really? I always heard Sven was being lined up.

Oh my that would have been glorious

E: I had to check in on Sven, and he�s on his third Chinese team. This one in the second tier.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 13:34

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

New article about Wilshere says Wenger told him back in August that he could leave because the club wouldn't offer him a new deal. Now he's swerving his car off the road at their offer of a mere 80k/week with "significant incentives".

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/mar/21/jack-wilshere-arsene-wenger-contract-arsenal

# ? Mar 22, 2018 16:02

TheQuietWilds: Sep 8, 2009

Looks like Zlatan is done in Europe:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5875859/zlatan-ibrahimovic-joins-la-galaxy/

# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:07

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

vyelkin posted:

New article about Wilshere says Wenger told him back in August that he could leave because the club wouldn't offer him a new deal. Now he's swerving his car off the road at their offer of a mere 80k/week with "significant incentives".

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/mar/21/jack-wilshere-arsene-wenger-contract-arsenal

lol he�s such a oval office

# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:19

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

vyelkin posted:

New article about Wilshere says Wenger told him back in August that he could leave because the club wouldn't offer him a new deal. Now he's swerving his car off the road at their offer of a mere 80k/week with "significant incentives".

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/mar/21/jack-wilshere-arsene-wenger-contract-arsenal

Weird article. It sounds like he only talked about how Wenger told him he wouldn�t be offered a new contract, and the Guardian threw in the 80k offer to spice it up.

80k a week seems generous for a player with his injury history and that doesn�t exactly set the world on fire when he�s healthy. I�d be happy just to cut ties at this point.

# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:34

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

sebzilla posted:

Really? I always heard Sven was being lined up.

I'm pretty sure he informally agreed to the job before Ferguson changed his mind

# ? Mar 22, 2018 21:09

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Even zlatan had enough of mourinho

# ? Mar 22, 2018 23:09

skasion: Feb 13, 2012; Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

oliwan posted:

Even zlatan had enough of mourinho

Keep Zlatan, retire Mou to MLS

# ? Mar 23, 2018 00:16

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

vyelkin posted:

New article about Wilshere says Wenger told him back in August that he could leave because the club wouldn't offer him a new deal. Now he's swerving his car off the road at their offer of a mere 80k/week with "significant incentives".

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/mar/21/jack-wilshere-arsene-wenger-contract-arsenal

...aaaand he's injured.

# ? Mar 23, 2018 10:26

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Mourinho's meltdown continues. He was doing some kind of charity thing, and of course had to give some cutting remarks on the state United are in.

Soccernet posted:

Speaking on Wednesday from the Hublot Match of Friendship in Basel, Switzerland, Mourinho said he still doesn't understand the blame from supporters and pundits.

"I understand the frustration," Mourinho said. "I understand the sadness of being knocked out in the Champions League, but I don't understand anything more than that."

"In the history of football all around the world, not just in England, you had the biggest clubs with moments of transition," Mourinho said. "You have the biggest clubs with moments of continuous and permanent victories -- and these are phases in the club.

"I think really, in this moment, looking to us in the Premier League, we have one team, one club clearly better prepared than us in the past few years to be first and we have 18 clubs behind us. ... Of course, in the future, we want to have 19 behind us, but this is the reality."

When asked if United would play "exciting" football, Mourinho said: "Like we did [in winning 2-1] against Chelsea and against Liverpool? You mean that?"

Hmm possibly the problem might be related to you setting up to desperately defend a 0-0 against Sevilla in both legs of the loving Champions League knockout stages? And this being less a deviation from norm and more page 1 of 1 in your playbook at United?

# ? Mar 23, 2018 12:41