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FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

NotWearingPants posted:

Typical Cowgirls fan.

Seriously though, I see/hear Cowgirls, Foreskins and Vagiants all the time. Technically Sheagles and Cowgirls are the worst because they use femininity as an insult. See also: Sheli Manning... ugh... But I find Vagiants particularly grating because it doesn't even work - it doesn't even sound like vagina.

I give Foreskins a pass because penises are funny.



The most offensive and insulting nickname used for a team in the NFC East is "Redskins."

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
https://twitter.com/SheilKapadia/status/974406015268646914

The Bradham contract is pretty solid.

El Patron
Jul 9, 2011

Philly Philly
https://twitter.com/football_Kelly/status/974696653738463234

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Hey guys I didn’t forget about my dumb toxx. My dude just sent me this which is probably what I’m gonna get unless anyone has any objections.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Vinny Curry is about to get released.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

very stable genius posted:

Hey guys I didn’t forget about my dumb toxx. My dude just sent me this which is probably what I’m gonna get unless anyone has any objections.



Link your tox post in case nobody remembers it except you.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

very stable genius posted:

If the eagles win the Super Bowl I will get a Jesus tattoo to balance out my baphomet tattoo. This is a :toxx: that I don’t need to worry about too much.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Jesus wasn't really white. Get this guy:



https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a234/1282186/

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013


Get that heretical poo poo outta here.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Blount is a Lion now.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I hope it was an amicable break up for us, I don't want to lose to the lions in the NFCCG :ohdear: thecurseisreal.txt

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

incompetent posted:

Get that heretical poo poo outta here.



Hahahahah

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Asproigerosis posted:

I hope it was an amicable break up for us, I don't want to lose to the lions in the NFCCG :ohdear: thecurseisreal.txt

He seems pretty ok with Philly and the Eagles: https://www.instagram.com/p/BgdAhtdlx68/

Playing for the Eagles got him a slight raise, and if my understanding of the compensatory draft math is correct, he gets the Eagles a 6th rounder in 2019 since he will cancel out either the Ngata or Nelson signing.

El Patron
Jul 9, 2011

Philly Philly
https://twitter.com/SportsRadioWIP/status/975754818726875137

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

DONT RUSH HIM BACK

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He doesn't appear to be moving well.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

very stable genius posted:

Hey guys I didn’t forget about my dumb toxx. My dude just sent me this which is probably what I’m gonna get unless anyone has any objections.



BIG! DICK! .... JESUS?? Is that you????

Play fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Mar 19, 2018

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
https://twitter.com/SheilKapadia/status/975810198752452609

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






So is he riding that or is he some kind of Eagle centaur?

please be the latter please be the latter

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Dude was trying to see what gas pump he was in at wawa by ducking out the door real quick while. Saw me in my eagles jacket and opened the door again and said to me I got you cause you got the right jacket on.

EAGLES WON THE SUPER BOWL.

El Patron
Jul 9, 2011

Philly Philly
Eagles signed Mike Wallace to a one year deal, nice pickup and cheaper than Torrey with almost twice the production last season.

https://twitter.com/_phillycheese_/status/976947055116636160

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
loving love it. This is Howie do it.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





El Patron posted:

Eagles signed Mike Wallace to a one year deal, nice pickup and cheaper than Torrey with almost twice the production last season.

https://twitter.com/_phillycheese_/status/976947055116636160

That's a nice upgrade from Smith.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/976483562563174400

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
we feel the tensions

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Quiet Feet posted:

That's a nice upgrade from Smith.

at half the price. And they got a CB on a rookie deal in the trade for Smith.


It's pretty crazy that the Panthers gave up a player to pay Torrey Smith twice what the Eagles will be paying Wallace.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

This Howie Roseman Guy is pretty good .

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Eh, thats fine. Didnt Wallace used to be a pretty decent WR before his Steelers meltdown?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

CyberPingu posted:

Eh, thats fine. Didnt Wallace used to be a pretty decent WR before his Steelers meltdown?

He had over 1000 yards receiving two years ago.

He should be able to handle the role of Wentz's 3rd or 4th receiving option after Jeffrey, Ertz and maybe Agholor.

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life
Arrest warrant issued for Bennett.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/977253379507355648?s=20

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


He’s excellent at shedding blockers

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Who was worried about Bennett not fitting the Philly culture?

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
I'm setting the over/under for games lost due to suspension at 2.5

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm setting the over/under for games lost due to suspension at 2.5

I'll take that bet! *rolls dice*

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm setting the over/under for games lost due to suspension at 2.5

Let’s see if he pleas or is convicted first

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

euphronius posted:

Let’s see if he pleas or is convicted first

I don't think it'll matter for suspension purposes

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The length will, right ?

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