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Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Throatwarbler posted:

I just want F-16s to fight each other. An actual shooting war between NATO members would really release some pent up steam in the alliance.

That is not steam sir.

Dante80 fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Mar 22, 2018

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Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
As a bonus, There are no hospitals or schools in the middle of the Aegean that will need to be bombed.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Yeah, the 150,000 soldiers Greece and Turkey have facing each other in the Thracian border would be overjoyed with that. Same goes for the local population.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


So Bolton as NSA means full-on genocide of Zaidis in Yemen with active US aid and support, a new Israeli invasion of Lebanon, and Turkey invading and occupying Rojava in full

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Dante80 posted:

I'm Greek myself, and things are getting to poo poo with Turkey this year (we really expect something bad happening in Cyprus/Aegean before the year is out).

He already smothered the actually really promising unification talks in Cyprus last year or so.
So many years had passed and though there were/are still some really contentious issues, of the four parties involved in talks three were adults who had moved on from 74' and wanted change. Greece, Greek Cyprus, Turkish Cyprus.
And then, gripping the shoulder of the Turkish Cypriots with a creepy death grip, there was the fourth party. An angry toddler with a mustache.

I don't actually think Erdogan would do something violent to the Greek Cypriots, but rather I think the people he'd gently caress over is the Turkish ones. Like a formal annexation of Turkish Cyprus to Turkey, which is a loving shame because Turkish Cyprus is a ten times more stable, progressive, democratic, and secular place than the mainland. And they hate Erdogan.

But the sultan don't care.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

icantfindaname posted:

So Bolton as NSA means full-on genocide of Zaidis in Yemen with active US aid and support, a new Israeli invasion of Lebanon, and Turkey invading and occupying Rojava in full

It actually means Bolton is sitting in one of the henchmen chairs at the table of idiots.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Dawncloack posted:

Yeah, there's a lot of brinkmanship in the area. Also, the whole Cyprus thing came close to a solution recently but then greek Cyprus was like "Yo dudes, we are going to start exploiting this gas reserves without your input, gently caress you!" and the chance was lost. Turkish warships have circled the area. So who knows what will happen.

To be completely clear, those gas reserves are in Greek-Cypriot territorial waters, but Turkey asked for development to wait until the political situation was resolved.

Turkey who was playing the whole matter of unification talks with the worst faith imaginable, and very transparently has little interest in a resolution.
Namely because they do not want to have to give up having a base/colony on the island.
The talks were really floundering on the matter of foreign troops on the island, the Turkish presence is massive and you are never having the Greek side agree to anything where the army that ethnically cleansed them from half the island in living memory is still there.

Meanwhile just to illustrate how much this is about Turkey's interests and not that of the Turkish Cypriots, just go look at the disgusting colonial tone and attitude Erdogan has taken with the Turkish Cypriot leader since he was elected. Which started right off the bat when Erdogan flipped his poo poo at Akinci (TC leader) for using phrasing that *gasp* suggested an equal relationship between North Cyprus and Turkey.
https://www.dailysabah.com/politics/2015/04/27/erdogan-criticizes-new-turkish-cypriot-president-for-alienating-island-from-turkey

And of course long standing policy of Turkey sending mainland settlers to the North, where they tend to clash with the Turkish Cypriots culturally and politically.
Ethnic land disputes involving forced demographic change on contested land are just fantastic situations.
Some extra flavor of what I'm getting at:
http://cyprus-mail.com/2018/02/09/north-bar-association-condemns-threats-afrika-judge/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/06/were-not-muslim-enough-fear-turkish-cypriots-as-poll-looms

I mean heck even the oil thing, Greek Cypriots pumping oil... I'm not really seeing how that starting without the Turkish Cypriots matters at all? They only stand to gain from unification where y'know, those territorial waters would be also theirs.
But think about who stands to have zero access to it in the event of unification.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBolton/status/976865671844978690?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

There's been talk Trump will pull the US out of the deal in May and with Pompeo and Bolten in as CIA Director and NatSec Advisor I believe it.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

icantfindaname posted:

So Bolton as NSA means full-on genocide of Zaidis in Yemen with active US aid and support, a new Israeli invasion of Lebanon, and Turkey invading and occupying Rojava in full

you're kinda underestimating how bad things can get.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Just take what I wrote about Turkey in Cyprus and apply it to northern Syria.

-Cause the Greeks/Kurds to flee en mass as your approach. You can scare them away with threat, bingo! No pesky genocide, just good clean ethnic cleansing through intimidation.
-Militarily occupy and enforce the new "border" once you've marginalized the Kurds to your satisfaction.
-Don't worry about official annexation or anything, an unresolved frozen conflict with a disputed border that nobody else on earth recognizes as legit is cool. And you can get away with it for upwards of 45 years and counting.
-Northern Syria can declare independence or whatever, again doesn't matter if no one else recognizes it. Just let them know who the boss is time to time.
-Push poor eastern Turks to migrate there over the years, since those ungrateful Arab/Turkish Cypriots might get uppity. Demographically change it up and make it more Turkish. Talk out other side of mouth about Israel doing the same thing in Palestine while doing so.

And you won't have really done things right until you do something enormously petty like take the most valuable real estate in the area, and turn it into a huge abandoned no-go zone to use as a bargaining token.
https://www.lefttodecay.com/2009/06/25/verosha-i-famagusta-spokelsesbyen/
The real choice thing here is that you're not only loving with the former inhabitants who you chased out by letting their homes turn into decayed time capsules over nearly a half century? But you ALSO gently caress over the ethnic group you claim to be protecting by not letting them use the area either.

Also make a big ol' loving flag on a mountain side with a Turkish nationalist motto that the Greeks/Kurds can see from their most populated city, just the biggest most nationalist middle finger you can think of.
https://www.google.com/search?q=nic...bRv_alKrtOh1MM:

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Al-Saqr posted:

you're kinda underestimating how bad things can get.

Seriously. Bolton is probably the person with the biggest boner for military action against Iran int he whole USA.

Ham
Apr 30, 2009

You're BALD!

Saladman posted:

So tons of offices and schools are getting a full week of holiday next week in Cairo (probably other cities too) for the election in Egypt. Kind of surprising as it seems like that would push voting numbers down even further as tons of people will go on holiday to the coasts, but what do I know. I guess one benefit is that it pushes the mood more towards festivity than apprehension, which might be the idea? Getting holidays way outweighs the small risk of a terrorist attack.

I wonder how long all the posters will stay up everywhere. Probably until next election.

Are you in Cairo currently? The posters are egregious, especially in Maadi - not usually an easy to navigate neighbourhood, but with all the posters every square is indistinguishable from the next.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Libluini posted:

German culture is a lot like yogurt.

A bacterial infection that must be contained?

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost
Hey Grape, thanks for the effort post. I obviously had only heard part of the story.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

Ham posted:

Are you in Cairo currently? The posters are egregious, especially in Maadi - not usually an easy to navigate neighbourhood, but with all the posters every square is indistinguishable from the next.

I just left for a couple weeks (coincidentally, not related to the election), but yeah I'm in Maadi. All the roundabouts are like plastered in posters of Sisi plus some random rotating cast of other and usually-young guys who I have no idea who they are.

That's a good point actually, I don't remember seeing nearly as much in downtown. I wonder why Maadi is so targeted since like half its residents (percentage made up) are foreign ambassadors and expat workers.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
While Turkey fights a relentless war against democratic confederalism terrorism by aiding and abetting jihadists freedom fighters to pillage and destroy liberate Kurdish towns, it is also fighting a war against freedom of speech immorality.

The Turkish parliament has voted (205 for, 18 against) to allow RTÜK, the government agency in charge of TV and radio, to extend its control to Internet. Any organization wishing to stream audiovisual content online will have to obtain a permit from RTÜK, failing what they will be blocked in the country.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-22/turkey-gives-its-aggressive-tv-censor-control-over-the-web

But they don't forget about traditional media either: the Dogan Group (owner of prestigious newspaper Hurriyet, as well as CNN Turk) is going to be turned into the Erdogan Group.
http://www.ansamed.info/ansamed/en/...1b5a6cc067.html

But before Hurriyet is turned into Erdogan Butt Licking Daily, you can read this on it:
http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/turkish-singer-actress-zuhal-olcay-sentenced-to-10-months-in-prison-for-insulting-erdogan-129141

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

Rent-A-Cop posted:

The EU is a joke. Anything that isn't profitable for German banks isn't gonna happen

It's easy to get angry on the internet but Turkey could do a lot of things to make life difficult for most of the EU if relations got really sour.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Cat Mattress posted:

But they don't forget about traditional media either: the Dogan Group (owner of prestigious newspaper Hurriyet, as well as CNN Turk) is going to be turned into the Erdogan Group.
http://www.ansamed.info/ansamed/en/...1b5a6cc067.html

That's not very subtle.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

Cat Mattress posted:

But they don't forget about traditional media either: the Dogan Group (owner of prestigious newspaper Hurriyet, as well as CNN Turk) is going to be turned into the Erdogan Group.
http://www.ansamed.info/ansamed/en/...1b5a6cc067.html

Do you think he actually got $1.25bn for selling those? Or is that what they're theoretically valued at, but what he actually got was one lira and the right to keep his kneecaps temporarily?

With Hurriyet gone, will there even be a single newspaper left in Turkey? If you ignore Turkish equivalents to Pravda. Since we've been on the topic of Cyprus, does Northern Cyprus have an independent media, since they're nominally a real country? Or do they have to bow to everything Erdogan tells them to if they don't want to end up in prison with Ocalan?

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Yeah, Hurriyet is a big deal if only it historically was usually associated with secular urbanites. With Radikal also gone, there is Milliyet and a few other secular papers. For example, Cumhuriyet, but it has a circulation of 53,000 and is already under some pretty heavy pressure.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

Ardennes posted:

Yeah, Hurriyet is a big deal if only it historically was usually associated with secular urbanites. With Radikal also gone, there is Milliyet and a few other secular papers. For example, Cumhuriyet, but it has a circulation of 53,000 and is already under some pretty heavy pressure.

I'm not super familiar with Turkish press, but reading the wiki for Milliyet seems pretty damning for independence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milliyet and the German site lists even more people getting fired for writing vaguely-theoretically-anti-AKP articles. I guess it might be secular but from my not-particularly-educated standpoint it looks only marginally more independent as Cuba's Granma.

Also wasn't Cumhuriyet completely crippled and basically killed after their article and footage of the Turkey military giving weapons to ISIS? (E: "By the end of 2016, almost half of the paper's reporters, columnists and executives had been jailed by the Erdogan government." although reading their website through Google Translate they still seem to publish a surprising number of critical articles.)

Saladman fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Mar 23, 2018

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Didn't hurriyet get their offices raided and taken over already, or was that something else? I know it wasn't daily sabah obviously but I can't think of a third big paper.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Saladman posted:

I'm not super familiar with Turkish press, but reading the wiki for Milliyet seems pretty damning for independence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milliyet and the German site lists even more people getting fired for writing vaguely-theoretically-anti-AKP articles. I guess it might be secular but from my not-particularly-educated standpoint it looks only marginally more independent as Cuba's Granma.

Also wasn't Cumhuriyet completely crippled and basically killed after their article and footage of the Turkey military giving weapons to ISIS? (E: "By the end of 2016, almost half of the paper's reporters, columnists and executives had been jailed by the Erdogan government." although reading their website through Google Translate they still seem to publish a surprising number of critical articles.)

I don't know if Milliyet is that bad...yet, but in all honesty, I think the traditional secular press is pretty much being either swept aside or suppressed. Cumhuriyet already has a really small circulation size and as you said has taken some big hits.
(Radikal is one of the few Turkish newspapers I actually liked.)

Hell, you could argue that Turkey by now, if not the near future, will have an even more strictly controlled press than Russia (and yes that is saying something).

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Volkerball posted:

Didn't hurriyet get their offices raided and taken over already, or was that something else? I know it wasn't daily sabah obviously but I can't think of a third big paper.

It happened to Zaman.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35730041

It also happened to TV stations.
http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/turkish-police-raid-critical-media-hq-shut-down-live-broadcast-90429

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Oh right, today's Zaman. Forgot about that one.

Unrelated depression fuel.

https://twitter.com/muhammadnajem20/status/977192814286180353?s=19

:smith:

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Volkerball posted:

Oh right, today's Zaman. Forgot about that one.

Unrelated depression fuel.

https://twitter.com/muhammadnajem20/status/977192814286180353?s=19

:smith:

Bana 2.0?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

The success of the operation in Afrin really seems to be going to Erdogan's head, since he keeps ranting about how he's going to take every last YPG territory in the country. Today he said he told Putin and Trump he won't back down, which seems like a bad idea since his best hope of outplaying one is with the help of the other. I really think Obama was right about too much time in power making people (especially dictators) crazy.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Sinteres posted:

The success of the operation in Afrin really seems to be going to Erdogan's head, since he keeps ranting about how he's going to take every last YPG territory in the country. Today he said he told Putin and Trump he won't back down, which seems like a bad idea since his best hope of outplaying one is with the help of the other. I really think Obama was right about too much time in power making people (especially dictators) crazy.

That, and "power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely".

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
In the meantime, it seems like MBS' air force lost another jet in Yemen.

https://twitter.com/ermes_news/status/976524812460969985

quote:

#Yemen
I ribelli #Houthi hanno colpito con un missile un F-15 saudito vicino Sa'da.

The Italian is clear enough I guess. Houthi rebels, missile, Saudi F-15, vicinity of Sa'da.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Dawncloack posted:

Hey Grape, thanks for the effort post. I obviously had only heard part of the story.

Yeah, I mean by bias kinda lies on the Greek side with inlaws in honesty (an unconscious bias perhaps, I'm not trying to take sides exactly). But really though? The most pitiable people in all this are the Turkish Cypriots.
Things really suck for them.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Saladman posted:

With Hurriyet gone, will there even be a single newspaper left in Turkey? If you ignore Turkish equivalents to Pravda. Since we've been on the topic of Cyprus, does Northern Cyprus have an independent media, since they're nominally a real country? Or do they have to bow to everything Erdogan tells them

If you looked at some of the links in one of the effort posts you'll see that...

A: Yes! They do! And like many things in North Cyprus, they're independent minded and fair and free.

B: Yes! Erdogan is currently extending his tendrils down there to intimidate and squash that independence.
http://cyprus-mail.com/2017/12/11/turkish-cypriot-daily-trouble-vulgar-erdogan-cartoon/

Another funny thing he does to them: Turkish Cypriots are possibly one of the most secular indigenous Muslim populations on earth, certainly outside of Europe and the former USSR (well, if we consider Cyprus outside of Europe anyway). Like of the two populations on the island its the Christian one down south that is definitely more religious and stuff.
But well, Erdogan isn't keen on this and has been funding constant mosque construction there.

Grape fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Mar 24, 2018

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Cat Mattress posted:

Houthi rebels, missile, Saudi F-15, vicinity of Sa'da.

Finally some good news.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Middle East Thread of Despair: Good news! The other guys died this time

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Cat Mattress posted:

In the meantime, it seems like MBS' air force lost another jet in Yemen.

https://twitter.com/ermes_news/status/976524812460969985


The Italian is clear enough I guess. Houthi rebels, missile, Saudi F-15, vicinity of Sa'da.

So nice to see more dead wahabis.

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
Lol, the people flying Saudi jets are definitely not Wahabi...

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Thug Lessons posted:

Lol, the people flying Saudi jets are definitely not Wahabi...

One whon aligns, may as well be one.

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Wouldn't surprise me if it was an American contractor or something.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Seems the pro-Assad tankies have fallen out which each other, with one group producing a lengthy video attacking Vanessa Beeley and friends, and now they're all calling each other conspiracy theorist. This is what happens when you treat politics like a religion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOio1baDxd4

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Rania Khalek seems on the outs. I saw Beeley was talking about how she'd punch her in the face if she saw her lol.

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Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Yeah, they're leaking each others DMs again
https://twitter.com/sibeledmonds/status/976619095050289152

The whole video is full of fun stuff, turns out Tim Anderson, their Australian professor friend, was acquitted of a terrorist plot back in the late 70s.

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