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You
Oct 6, 2009

Ariong posted:

Are you kidding me? I live in America, and I would loving kill for a day without some new political “excitement!”
I did call it exciting, not a wild mix between total insanity and juvenile name calling.

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Randaconda posted:

Uganda's parliament owns

The most striking thing for me is to see a bunch of physically fit politicians with well tailored suits

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Ukraine's pretty good too.



Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
My dude in the middle there using the opportunity to break out his MJ moves

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDEeNTyi9Rw

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



https://twitter.com/barstoolhrtland/status/976935613067907074?s=21

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Guy Goodbody posted:

remember when it was found out that Kushner had shared intelligence with the Prince of Saudi Arabia about potentially disloyal family member(who were later either imprisoned and forced to sign loyalty pledges or died in inexplicable helicopter crashes) and then Saudi Arabia blockaded and threatened war with Qatar, only to mysteriously call it all off a few days later, and then a few days after that the Qatari government investment fund quietly loaned Kushner 200,000 dollars?

Wild poo poo

yeah that was like 20 years ago

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
https://twitter.com/barstoolhrtland/status/976935613067907074?s=21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rau_SERMJEU

These two need to get married and start a storytelling / news narration business.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Good to see Jefferson Tallpipe branching out into ad work.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

Anne Frank, that's a hidin' bitch!

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


I wish I had that much charisma

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

It's pour one out for you homie, not pour out your homie. jeez.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

china bot posted:

low quality screen cap from a college short film i made, but this is an actual sign at a beach near my childhood home


Your camera needs glasses

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

dee eight posted:

It's pour one out for you homie, not pour out your homie. jeez.

it looks like he poured one into his homie's tank too

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Ariong posted:

Are you kidding me? I live in America, and I would loving kill for a day without some new political “excitement!”

I just want that to be the type of political excitement we get. It would be nice to have representives who cared enough about the people to bludgeon each other to death rather than going out of their way to maintain decorum so that there isn't too much tension at their child rape parties.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo




TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.
So this just turned up in an Amazon search for some reason:



Which led to looking at the other, similar items from that vendor.

Another case of an algorithm gone nuts, I guess.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

TVs Ian posted:

So this just turned up in an Amazon search for some reason:



Which led to looking at the other, similar items from that vendor.

Another case of an algorithm gone penis, I guess.

Fixed

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Actually I'm with the dude on this one:

Definition of ejaculate

ejaculated; ejaculating
transitive verb
1 : to eject from a living body; specifically : to eject (semen) in orgasm
2 : to utter suddenly and vehemently

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Milo and POTUS posted:

Your camera needs glasses

:agreed:

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

TVs Ian posted:

So this just turned up in an Amazon search for some reason:



Which led to looking at the other, similar items from that vendor.

Another case of an algorithm gone nuts, I guess.



They've got the market locked down. I'm not sure what market it is, but they've got it locked down.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


im the guy with the flag

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I agree.
I thought the first one was a comedy sketch. Then it went back to the good morning America studio.


quote:

When Elephant equips Black Dog, create a 2/2 Dog creature token with flying and swampwalk.

I've been playing magic with my friend's son.

Bored has a new favorite as of 00:10 on Mar 25, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Don't kinkshame

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010


They created a shirt you never need to tuck in..

That's actually sort of amazing.

You
Oct 6, 2009

Meskhenet posted:

They created a shirt you never need to tuck in..

That's actually sort of amazing.

I was thinking the same. The problem exists but I really wish that the solution was anything but attaching a diaper at the bottom.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

You posted:

I was thinking the same. The problem exists but I really wish that the solution was anything but attaching a diaper at the bottom.

Elastic shirt stays.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I both love and hate this.

You
Oct 6, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Elastic shirt stays.
You clearly haven't witnessed my horrible body.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

You posted:

I was thinking the same. The problem exists but I really wish that the solution was anything but attaching a diaper at the bottom.

What you want are things called shirt stays. They either clip to your socks or to elastic around your thigh

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Former DILF posted:

im the guy with the flag

im the badass tiny camo guy who anxiously shuffles down into the lower left corner

You
Oct 6, 2009

bike tory posted:

What you want are things called shirt stays. They either clip to your socks or to elastic around your thigh


I had no idea that was a thing. Thanks!

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I don't normally click "play" on on these but oh boy am I glad I clicked this one. I can't stop laughing.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Elastic shirt stays.

These suck if your legs are at all hairy. Had to wear those bastards a few times a week for four years in the Marine Corps.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

hooah posted:

These suck if your legs are at all hairy. Had to wear those bastards a few times a week for four years in the Marine Corps.

Shave those legs, private

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

bike tory posted:

Shave those legs and privates

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hooah posted:

These suck if your legs are at all hairy. Had to wear those bastards a few times a week for four years in the Marine Corps.

proper alternative is to stuff your shirt in your underpants like Richie on Bottom did

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women have these, and actually they work better than stays and are always sharp. but yeah they attach under your cooch

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