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ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

infernal machines posted:

or not. it's an accessibility setting, because of course it is

https://support.office.com/en-gb/article/turn-off-office-animations-9ee5c4d2-d144-4fd2-b670-22cef9fa025a

e: there is of course a reg hack to do it too, but hopefully y'all know better by now

thanks i really appreciate you telling me this (my coworkers moreso)

that looks vaguely familiar so i mightve hit that one when i was googling and trying random options trying to fix it

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
no problem. it seems like since w8 microsoft has become obsessed with having the worst possible ui defaults, presumably to show off the useless bells and whistles every idiot in the product chain had decided to jam in

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

anthonypants posted:

i'm imagining some manager proclaiming that things can't just appear, they have to ~flow~ because that's more ~natural~

without kirk around there's no one to properly convey this

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

infernal machines posted:

or not. it's an accessibility setting, because of course it is

https://support.office.com/en-gb/article/turn-off-office-animations-9ee5c4d2-d144-4fd2-b670-22cef9fa025a

e: there is of course a reg hack to do it too, but hopefully y'all know better by now

thanks for that, that removes that annoying flow when scrolling and now start menu shows up instantly when opening instead of doing some animation. same with animations

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
microsoft pushing some compiz level wankery for the default ui will never stop being hilarious. especially after the whole "authentically digital" nonsense.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



but whats the point of being digital if you cant tell by looking at it?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

quote:

Under Adjust time limits and flashing visuals, click Turn off all unnecessary animations (when possible)

like it's right there in the instructions that they know it's stupid

orange sky
May 7, 2007

When accessing any Microsoft website I am immediately filled with an inexplicable rage

I mean go to tech community and try to access a forum about a specific product. Of course you have to click about 5 times to get to it, there isn't a simple list in the main website, it's much more important to get the "latest" posts on a forum about 1000 different products

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

orange sky posted:

When accessing any Microsoft website I am immediately filled with an inexplicable rage

I mean go to tech community and try to access a forum about a specific product. Of course you have to click about 5 times to get to it, there isn't a simple list in the main website, it's much more important to get the "latest" posts on a forum about 1000 different products

i like clicking a link to the page that's been moved with no indication of where it might have been moved to

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


orange sky posted:

When accessing any Microsoft website I am immediately filled with an inexplicable rage

I mean go to tech community and try to access a forum about a specific product. Of course you have to click about 5 times to get to it, there isn't a simple list in the main website, it's much more important to get the "latest" posts on a forum about 1000 different products

Usability is for Macs.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

i like clicking a link to the page that's been moved with no indication of where it might have been moved to

i like clicking on technet links and being prompted to sign-in because something somewhere can tie to a microsoft id and there's a cookie around from my personal live id

bonus: if for some reason you do sign in, it takes you to a generic landing page instead of the technet link you clicked on

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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infernal machines posted:

i like clicking on technet links and being prompted to sign-in because something somewhere can tie to a microsoft id and there's a cookie around from my personal live id

bonus: if for some reason you do sign in, it takes you to a generic landing page instead of the technet link you clicked on

also the technet signin doesn't seem to support organisational accounts, even though that's the account it's picked up on

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

infernal machines posted:

bonus: if for some reason you do sign in, it takes you to a generic landing page instead of the technet link you clicked on

ohhhh this burns my rear end on websites in general: whenm you need to login to view a page or a setting and the login form bounces you around twenty times before dumping you at a homepage five miles from whatever you were doing originally.

it is possible to do this right by passing a referrer URL around but no one does

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Last Chance posted:

ohhhh this burns my rear end on websites in general: whenm you need to login to view a page or a setting and the login form bounces you around twenty times before dumping you at a homepage five miles from whatever you were doing originally.

it is possible to do this right by passing a referrer URL around but no one does

That takes time, budget and competence. You only get to pick two.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Last Chance posted:

ohhhh this burns my rear end on websites in general: whenm you need to login to view a page or a setting and the login form bounces you around twenty times before dumping you at a homepage five miles from whatever you were doing originally.

it is possible to do this right by passing a referrer URL around but no one does

guaranteed it's because some sperg didn't like referrers being passed around and blocking his porn surfing back in the early aughts

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

cinci zoo sniper posted:

reminder the update after hebdo shooting notepad++ would automatically type je suis charlie into the first document opened when launching it

cinci zoo sniper posted:

the actual problem is not "je suis charlie" (which is a shitstorm of its own), its that the update had it automatically type poo poo into your real documents, with no way to control that behaviour, which should be understandably undesirable.

other than that, though, the much spicier take is the tsunami thing. your product page is product page not your personal stream of believes, shut the gently caress up and keep your social ineptitude and lack of non-technical education to yourself

I don't remember Notepad++ doing that, as far as I remember their changelog that opens automatically after every update contained a "Je suis Charlie" message.

And VS Code is still slow as gently caress even on a good machine.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Fame Douglas posted:

I don't remember Notepad++ doing that, as far as I remember their changelog that opens automatically after every update contained a "Je suis Charlie" message. No typing into random documents.

And VS Code is still slow as gently caress even on a good machine.

i remember not only seeing it happen in my documents, but also posting a gif here to the pos. good luck finding something in my post history tho

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i remember not only seeing it happen in my documents, but also posting a gif here to the pos. good luck finding something in my post history tho

I see, guess I just got lucky, then. That's a terrible idea, WTF.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Fame Douglas posted:

I see, guess I just got lucky, then. That's a terrible idea, WTF.

so thought i, n++ was my text editor of choice up until that patch

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Fame Douglas posted:

I don't remember Notepad++ doing that, as far as I remember their changelog that opens automatically after every update contained a "Je suis Charlie" message.

And VS Code is still slow as gently caress even on a good machine.

what is this good machine on which your vs code is slow?

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

The only bad thing about VS Code is that it expects your machine to be connected directly to the internet, I wish it was easier to package it and its plugins for a shared installation on an isolated terminal server.

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
vs code runs fine on my bad old computers

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Boiled Water posted:

what is this good machine on which your vs code is slow?
it's slower to open than notepad++ or sublime text, but once it's open it's fine

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Boiled Water posted:

what is this good machine on which your vs code is slow?

load enough electron apps on any machine and it's gonna be slow

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
For anyone wondering I just used the windows 10 accessibility installer on windows 7 and Windows 10 is still free software.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
you can just use the media tool, or even just use a win 7 key when installing from bootable media*

it's not enforced at all as far as i can tell, and never has been.

*don't do this at work, it's bad and microsoft will make you cry

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Celexi posted:

vs code runs fine on my bad old computers

heck it even runs alright on a linux chromebook running galliumos which frankly sounds impossible

anthonypants posted:

it's slower to open than notepad++ or sublime text, but once it's open it's fine

thats about the long and short of it, though i think its gotten a bit better over time despite my addons

on even an aging mba 2012 its fine so id say something else is slowing that machine down

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

r u ready to WALK posted:

The only bad thing about VS Code is that it expects your machine to be connected directly to the internet, I wish it was easier to package it and its plugins for a shared installation on an isolated terminal server.

this is the worst thing about plangs and web tech in general. trying to install python packages on a disconnected windows server is like pulling teeth. i still don’t know how to do it properly. (if you know the proper way please share)

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




cinci zoo sniper posted:

yeah. id love to use vs code but i sometimes need to open really heavy text files and vs code is not cut for that

cjs: tested on 3gb tsv file and it works. back to vscode i go

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

this is the worst thing about plangs and web tech in general. trying to install python packages on a disconnected windows server is like pulling teeth. i still don’t know how to do it properly. (if you know the proper way please share)

is this often a problem? I mean I thought servers were supposed to be connected

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Boiled Water posted:

is this often a problem? I mean I thought servers were supposed to be connected

lots of servers never see internet

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

cinci zoo sniper posted:

lots of servers never see internet
i am deeply envious of those servers

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

cinci zoo sniper posted:

cjs: tested on 3gb tsv file and it works. back to vscode i go

no file is worthy of being 3gb

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

this is the worst thing about plangs and web tech in general. trying to install python packages on a disconnected windows server is like pulling teeth. i still don’t know how to do it properly. (if you know the proper way please share)

installed a piece of forum software under the broad assumption that this is a largely solved problem. updating it is a download of hundreds of random npm packages, and it still breaks without me updating it since it imports a bunch of xyz-latest.css and xyz-latest.js from random cdn's

i am genuinely surprised how lovely the currently favored approach to things are, but apparently producing a nice self-contained .war or equivalent which is actually the whole thing as tested is beyond reach in present-day

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Bulgakov posted:

no file is worthy of being 3gb

that’s just 60 thousands of xml excerpts

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

FMguru posted:

i am deeply envious of those servers

mega same

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

installed a piece of forum software under the broad assumption that this is a largely solved problem. updating it is a download of hundreds of random npm packages, and it still breaks without me updating it since it imports a bunch of xyz-latest.css and xyz-latest.js from random cdn's

hello and welcome to the nightmare build system and turbo secfuck emporium!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Perplx posted:

For anyone wondering I just used the windows 10 accessibility installer on windows 7 and Windows 10 is still free software.

Could you start a new thread about Windows 10 being free? I think the old one is archived now.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




is there a way to get non-poo poo terminal for wsl ubuntu?

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




speaking of, i set up wsl ubuntu and its fairly sweet for trivial poo poo like curl

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