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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
The best thing about watching a livestream game with no fans:


Holy gently caress soccer players swear a lot.

Holy gently caress John Herdman does not.stop.yelling.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I don’t understand cap rules, but hire Larin a driver and you’ve got a pretty good team.

Kaye is a good young player too.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

paddyboat posted:

I don’t understand cap rules, but hire Larin a driver and you’ve got a pretty good team.

Kaye is a good young player too.

Ohohoho cyle larin in international play is poo poo

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
the volleys in this Swe/Chile game...

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

stab posted:

So remind me goons does a players first cap in a friendly tie him to the country?

Cause this Millar guy passing to Davies for a decade or so will finally advance Canada from the ultra dogshit class of soccer to the hot dogshit class

No but the new Nations League or whatever is coming up soon

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

paddyboat posted:

Lmao that Canada goal. I thought New Zealand were a decent team.

I have literally played with and against some of these players. We are not decent.

We can occasionally produce a quality player (Wood, Ryan Nelson, Winston Reid, Wynton Rufer) but there are never enough of them playing at the same time to make us anything more than difficult to break down.

Marco Rojas is probably the most naturally gifted player I've seen us produce since Rufer yet he's struggled to make an impact at poor European sides.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
The goal today was a huge miscommunication between the goalie and the back line, something I assume wouldn’t happened with Reid around, but I haven’t seen him play in a while.

I probably have 2010 World Cup NZ still stuck in my head.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

paddyboat posted:

The goal today was a huge miscommunication between the goalie and the back line, something I assume wouldn’t happened with Reid around, but I haven’t seen him play in a while.

I probably have 2010 World Cup NZ still stuck in my head.

Reid is a good player and more of an athlete than Nelson but he doesn't come close to the leadership and organisational skills he had. We lost a lot when he retired.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Sunday Hublot-chat:

Check out these fly watches that definitely won’t get hacked by Malaysian bookies



https://www.dezeen.com/2018/03/23/hublot-big-bang-referee-smartwatch-fifa-world-cup/

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Ewar Woowar posted:

Marco Rojas is probably the most naturally gifted player I've seen us produce since Rufer yet he's struggled to make an impact at poor European sides.

He's Argentinian and we're not poor :mad:

e: misread

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Giggsy's boys are getting a stuffing.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Time to watch Ronaldo and the rest of the Euro champions rape oliwan's boys. Dutch football is dead.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Time to watch Ronaldo and the rest of the Euro champions rape oliwan's boys. Dutch football is dead.

Oliwan is Swiss. He is also a race traitor.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


How do I embed a twit?

https://twitter.com/Zonal_Marking/status/976091223877439488?s=19

Buy it a drink first lol

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Ronald and friends are playing a charity match right now against some non-qualifying weird sick men and letting them win, how noble! what a guy!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Ronald seems pretty salty about it

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Lol that Memphis and Babel scored.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Simone Poodoin posted:

Ronald and friends are playing a charity match right now against some non-qualifying weird sick men and letting them win, how noble! what a guy!

I bet they'll be celebrating in the streets of Alkmajjiin or some other made up city tonight. Very sad. Wonder how much they paid the portuguese federation for this result. Do they get a trophy for this? No they don't and never will, a trophyless footballing nation if I ever saw one.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Portugal look better now that Ronaldo has hopped out of Virgil van Dijk’s pocket and headed for the showers.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
go home portugese beta boys. this is a men's game.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

I'm a big loving fan of Van Dijk.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I'm watching england italy and enjoying the liquid flowing football

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I'm watching england italy and enjoying the liquid flowing football

It's awful and England should be 2 down.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Immobile is loving shite for Italy, christ.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
And that's saying something considering how poo poo this team already is.

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

im wathcing scotaldn beat hungary. hhaha get hosed hungary

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

England’s number 9

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

It's awful and England should be 2 down.

Chat poo poo etc

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Germany's matches against Spain and Brazil sounded good on paper but they've both been pretty poo poo

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Blasmeister posted:

England’s number 9

That's ma boy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I hate Glenn hoddle and I've complained to my dad so much he now does

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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i think your dad thinks you're saying you hate yourself

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

big racist lad vardy the goal scorer for brexit britain

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Jose posted:

I hate Glenn hoddle and I've complained to my dad so much he now does

https://twitter.com/SparksyOnRadio/status/978705526312849408

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I’ve definitely heard of James Tarkowski

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

„Break caution to the win“? I don’t think that’s a saying.

Also, sad to see my second favorite country (Italy) doing badly. At least Granit and his alpha boys thumped Panama earlier on.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Vardy is definitely going to Russia, right?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Brony Car posted:

Vardy is definitely going to Russia, right?

Of course.

And he'll be drinking a poo poo load of skittles vodka.

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Brony Car posted:

Vardy is definitely going to Russia, right?

He will but while Kane’s fit he prob only sees play as a sub, which is a crime.

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