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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
It isn't even a cool wrestling move. He just decided to bust out his favorite diving board trick but only had his opponent's spine.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
https://twitter.com/shaunalshatti/status/977704607194296320?s=19

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Why are you booing? I'm right!

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/MrJakeJohnson/status/977382835131527168

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
You know on this Web Site when everyones like hey we could buy some guys rear end area and make it say one of our famous forum memes like argh, dang it or we're not wrestling... we're just... doing this... but we never did. Well Hannibal did and good for him.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I love me some Hannibal and support him in all his endeavors.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
He's been to a couple of Invictas. Good for him.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I don't think I've ever seen a cut bleed as much as one just did in Invicta just now. Blood was rushing out of it like it was water.

Also the cut opened because she got suplexed onto her head. https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/977726354719350784

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


:kheldragar: blood

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Lol, accounted just pronounced Barros' name "Bawse"

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I was hearing "bar hose".

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



El Roncho posted:

I was hearing "bar hose".

Yeah that was the commentators, ring announcer said "Bawse"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Le Saboteur posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a cut bleed as much as one just did in Invicta just now. Blood was rushing out of it like it was water.

Also the cut opened because she got suplexed onto her head. https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/977726354719350784

they totally cleaned up all the blood. It's amazing.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Christina Marks makes Milana Dudieva look like Dan Henderson.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

El Roncho posted:

Christina Marks makes Milana Dudieva look like Dan Henderson.

I minimized the window in bored disgust halfway through the 2nd round and missed it. I don't regret this.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Le Saboteur posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a cut bleed as much as one just did in Invicta just now. Blood was rushing out of it like it was water.

Also the cut opened because she got suplexed onto her head. https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/977726354719350784

shoutouts to the ref just watching her get hammerfists rained down on her big melon until she woke up like some sort of reverse resuscitation technique

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Adelaide Byrd must have judged this fight.

And lol at that post fight interview

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/norcalfightmma/status/977755974118268928

loving egregious soccer kick to the head. Blackman (his name, also he's African-American) was disqualified.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Can't tell if Mizuki's eye is swollen closed or she's just Asian...

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



LOL judging

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


When a card is so bad that you imagine it has to be a tabulation error.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

CommonShore posted:

When a card is so bad that you imagine it has to be a tabulation error.

https://twitter.com/allelbows/status/977765743134572544

That dissenting judge in the main event was so far off the mark that its not really possible to imagine that they really thought Mizuki won 4 rounds to 1. This is way, way beyond Adelaide Byrd bad. It really could be a tabulation error.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
In incredibly important enormous-fat-motherfuckers-fighting news, ROAD FC has announced their upcoming Openweight Gran Prix.

http://roadfc.com/main/news/news_view.php?key=JTI1MjUzRCUyNTI1M0RnTnhnVE8=

On May 12th, we will see the opening round, featuring Aorigele, "The Kung Fu Panda" vs. his most dreaded opponent to date, TBA.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
I didn't know Buddha (Winded) was a living thing.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Say what you will of Aorigele but he's remarkably well rounded.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Dude makes Herb Dean look fit :drat:

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Memento posted:

In incredibly important enormous-fat-motherfuckers-fighting news, ROAD FC has announced their upcoming Openweight Gran Prix.

http://roadfc.com/main/news/news_view.php?key=JTI1MjUzRCUyNTI1M0RnTnhnVE8=

On May 12th, we will see the opening round, featuring Aorigele, "The Kung Fu Panda" vs. his most dreaded opponent to date, TBA.

For 50 USD a ROAD FC ticket is actually pretty decent. Mainly due to the foreigners heckling Herb Dean with love and support in the middle of a match.

Mekchu fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Mar 26, 2018

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Rigel posted:

https://twitter.com/allelbows/status/977765743134572544

That dissenting judge in the main event was so far off the mark that its not really possible to imagine that they really thought Mizuki won 4 rounds to 1. This is way, way beyond Adelaide Byrd bad. It really could be a tabulation error.

If Utah(they were in Utah, right?) wants to continue having pro fights, they need to get better judging and reffing. Its a miracle no one's died under their watch.

Also that Saito suplex should have ended that fight. Its a literal killer move.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Kritsada-Kongsrichai-Has-Win-at-One-Championship-Iron-Will-Overturned-Due-to-Illegal-Suplex-133965

Sorry to link to Sherdog but I find an MMA organization that allows soccer kicks and knees to the head of a grounded opponent outright banning suplexes kinda hilarious.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
they banned soccer kicks a couple of years ago, but i'm not sure about knees

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
im racking my brain to think of a worse card for a major promotion in modern mma history than the bellator one next week http://mmajunkie.com/events/bellator-196

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

im racking my brain to think of a worse card for a major promotion in modern mma history than the bellator one next week http://mmajunkie.com/events/bellator-196

Bellator cards are usually weaker than WSOF or whatever it’s called now except for the eight times a year they have 50 year old retired UFC fighters on.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

im racking my brain to think of a worse card for a major promotion in modern mma history than the bellator one next week http://mmajunkie.com/events/bellator-196

Those loving undercard matches, phew.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Bellator cards are usually weaker than WSOF or whatever it’s called now except for the eight times a year they have 50 year old retired UFC fighters on.

yeah but this one seems especially weird to have an event with 6 (maybe 5?) fights on it in Budapest. There's no strategy at all here except maybe it's cheaper to fly in some of these european fighters to hungary but at that point you are really penny pinching. and even with that, isn't it just more expensive to fly out a crew/announcers/cage to there? I just don't get it at all. If they were just trying to fill the cheapest 2 hours of tv that they could with recognizable headliners, i would just do it in north dakota and hire all local fighters or something.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

yeah but this one seems especially weird to have an event with 6 (maybe 5?) fights on it in Budapest. There's no strategy at all here except maybe it's cheaper to fly in some of these european fighters to hungary but at that point you are really penny pinching. and even with that, isn't it just more expensive to fly out a crew/announcers/cage to there? I just don't get it at all. If they were just trying to fill the cheapest 2 hours of tv that they could with recognizable headliners, i would just do it in north dakota and hire all local fighters or something.

I genuinely cannot understand Bellator’s international strategy one little bit. It basically just seems to be “go to countries the UFC hasn’t”, but I can’t see how this card benefits Bellator’s bottom line or their position in Hungary. Like the UFC usually won’t hold a card unless it’s better than local MMA promotions, but I can’t see how this is bigger than Crazy Istvan’s Fight Night. Unless Crazy Istvan is co promoting and all the fighters but Bendo and Huerta were arranged by the local Hungarian promoter, but I still don’t see why Bellator bothers flying their guys to Hungary.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VirSoFoCUYE

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
There's a kickboxing card on the same show too, that's why it's really short

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
tywan #1

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
this is gonna rule

https://twitter.com/Bestrafer7/status/978764349677346816

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Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

The Kiwi flag has to be Mighty Mo, but dunno who other Really Fat Dudes the rest could be. Well I guess the Americans could be anyone but anyone with any name recognition. Could they get Ambriz to jiggle back from retirement?

Also agree with the first commenter, this is the event of the year 2018.

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