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Bold prediction: Jensen will wear a leather jacket
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But tweakhut said it would be corduroy and have double the msrp of previous leather jackets! 
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Yeah, I'm just hoping it doesn't sell for "up to eleven [hundred dollars]." will retail for.. eleven hundred and ninety nine U S Dollars
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Mar 27, 2018 16:19
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10-minute warning on the Nvidia keynote: https://www.ustream.tv/gpu-technology-conference
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they're late by at least one minute, a terrible omen
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Malloc Voidstar posted:they're late by at least one minute, a terrible omen
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Come on, I need my yearly fix of charts about industry leading self driving car technology
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Mar 27, 2018 17:08
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When did NVIDIA start spelling his name as “Jensen”?
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Subjunctive posted:When did NVIDIA start spelling his name as “Jensen”? He never ask for this.
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Their dev boards got even smaller. But they dropped it on the carpet and can't find it now.
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Subjunctive posted:When did NVIDIA start spelling his name as “Jensen”? He never asked for that. edit: you beat me you bastard
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Here we go.
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Are they shooting with an FPS different than the projector behind him or what's going on with my eyes?
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Mar 27, 2018 17:15
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ufarn posted:Are they shooting with an FPS different than the projector behind him or what's going on with my eyes? it sure looks like a screen seen up close and I don't see any shadows edit: I might be getting tricked by camera angles though
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Mar 27, 2018 17:20
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Jensen sounds a bit like he hit a blunt and started looking at his hand.
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Mar 27, 2018 17:21
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neither of these people are good at giving presentations
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Actually a decent amount of aliasing on the gun, didn't see that the first time.
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Mar 27, 2018 17:26
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Instead of spending $undefined on a supercomputer, you can just buy this $68,000 uh, non-supercomputer, I guess.
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where do i get some of those obsolete server farm gpus
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final announcement shocker: entire presentation, including leather jacket, was rendered on DGX farm
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Maybe don't pronounce it pedoflops.
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using pedoflops to detect babies 
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glad that medicine doesn't need reliable consistent tools and hardware with an easily auditable trail for how data is handled and manipulated
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ufarn posted:Maybe don't pronounce it pedoflops. A subtle hint it's bitcoin optimised.
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1gnoirents posted:cant hate on this I must say
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Jensen is definitely a level 5 Operating Thetan at the Singularity University.
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Malloc Voidstar posted:until their ai misinterprets a 2d scan and kills someone sure, but compared to what we've got? And its not like the original data isnt there. Going to have to weigh how many lives were lost due to grainy 2d 100x200 resolution images to how many lives would be lost by misinterpreted renders.
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16 V100s stitched together with a new switched-fabric interconnect ("NVSwitch"). NVIDIA is first to market with a MCM GPU. e: 900 GB/s throughput x 12 switches, 10.8 TB/s throughput total (also, he earlier announced Quadro V100 with NVLink and V100s with 32 GB) Paul MaudDib fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Mar 27, 2018 |
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If they don’t announce the new GPU line today, when’s the next “Nvidia” major conference?
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Yeah but can it run wildlands at ultra on 4K?
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Only 10,000 watts!
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