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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


chitoryu12 posted:

Let it be known that Sandwich Anarchist recommended raw oysters with habanero and an ice wine emulsion when I went to dinner.

:randstare:

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

I love salt and vinegar potato chips but can't stand pickles or mustard. When I get a hotdog I just have it plain with the bun especially if it's grilled. If it's a bratwurst I'm OK with some stuff like onions or green chiles or whatever but I like a more pure hotdog experience.

This is like ... what's the global antipode of chicago

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Sakurazuka posted:

I used to eat mustard sandwiches as a child. Just bread and English mustard.

I have a friend that would eat mustard and cheese sandwiches. Untoasted was apparently the best

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

They are good. I've done bacon, jalapeno and grape on them, or plum mustard, saffron powder and korean pepper. Oysters are super cool because you can use them as a vessel for loving anything.

edit: plus they look nice




rodbeard posted:

Any southern food that isn't spicy is too loving sweet. I don't want straight syrup on chicken.

Also, this. That's why it's hot honey, and bright acidic pickle relish to cut through the richness. Things that you might not think go together totally do if you balance the flavors correctly.

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 14:48 on Mar 27, 2018

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Is a raw oyster an open faced sandwich? I mean, you don't eat the shell (probably) so maybe it's a soup?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Is a raw oyster an open faced sandwich? I mean, you don't eat the shell (probably) so maybe it's a soup?

just lol if you don't eat the shell

its a sandwich

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


On multiple occasions I've gone into a restaurant for dinner and spent double my planned budget on oysters instead.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

CommonShore posted:

On multiple occasions I've gone into a restaurant for dinner and spent double my planned budget on oysters instead.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I took a picture.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

why are they frothy

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pastry of the Year posted:

why are they frothy

Sandwich Anarchist, explain your food.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
It's the emulsion I reckon. They probly took the ice wine and charged it in an isiwhip to create a foam.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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God foams on foods that don't naturally have foamy components are loving unappealing.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Molecular gastropody

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

Molecular gastropody

NOlecular GROSStropody

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

Shnicker posted:

I'm only putting this here because I think it would be afp for most people. I personally would eat about 100 of these durian lava buns in Bangkok.
(The link is a public FB video.)

https://www.facebook.com/PhoenixLava/videos/1690990727611747/

This is the money shot...


Where's that exploding burger bun video?

skrapp mettle
Mar 17, 2007
How has this not been cross posted from PYF Funny pictures?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I'm pretty sure it was but my reaction is still the same: no.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




skrapp mettle posted:

How has this not been cross posted from PYF Funny pictures?

I stole it from here to post in that thread since it was relevant. PYF is just a human centipede of content being passed from thread to thread.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Facebook Aunt posted:

I stole it from here to post in that thread since it was relevant. PYF is just a human centipede of content being passed from thread to thread.

The human centipede is afp, right?

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Chicken and waffles needs to be made with cornmeal waffles, and covered with pickle relish and spicy honey.

I've never heard of this, but it sounds amazing and I want it in my mouth.

fizzymercy posted:

In other news, I ate a funnel cake with a shitload baseball park mustard on it today and it was so good I nearly got a second one. Guys, it was amazing.

Yes, this is a good way to eat a funnel cake.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Whooping Crabs posted:

The human centipede is afp, right?
The human centipede is a burrito, so yes.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: The human centipede is a burrito

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
There's a place in town that makes hash browns with mustard seeds mixed in. It is an amazing positive difference.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I eat hot dogs completely plain after impaling them on a small antique knife that I carry for this specific purpose. I chase each bite with a shot of Lea & Perrins ® Worcestershire Sauce.



dogdagger

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Upon closer inspection, that dogdagger has considerably more penises than I expected it would

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
Best mustard is that whole grain mustard with all the seeds to pop in your teeth and really clear your sinuses out. Yellow mustard is baby bullshit now, I can't go back.

Goddamn I want to eat a funnel cake with whole grain mustard smeared on it.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

empty sea posted:

Best mustard is that whole grain mustard with all the seeds to pop in your teeth and really clear your sinuses out. Yellow mustard is baby bullshit now, I can't go back.

Goddamn I want to eat a funnel cake with whole grain mustard smeared on it.

I make a really good beer mustard with eggs and Coleman's mustard powder. poo poo is dank af.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

The problem with mustard is yellow mustard is garbage so of course that's the only kind anyone has around. What is it even supposed to taste like? Actual mustard seed has an entirely different taste.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Papa a la huancaina is so good, but it always plates like it's from the 70's

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
Just use dijon instead.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Away all Goats posted:

I have a friend that would eat mustard and cheese sandwiches. Untoasted was apparently the best
That seems like a pretty ordinary sandwich to me?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




von Braun posted:

Just use dijon instead.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

ToxicFrog posted:

For example, bananas stuffed with frozen whipped topping.


they made the black kid do the banana recipe, wow

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Tiggum posted:

That seems like a pretty ordinary sandwich to me?

Sometimes, when I like the bread I've got, I'll just have a slice on its own.











Okay, brace yourself.


































Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
whisk eggs

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


You oyster people disgust me. I'm vegetarian but I understand the meat eaters. I even understand the people who eat cooked sea bugs. I don't understand eating whatever the hell oysters are. Every description I've ever heard and every picture I've ever seen grosses me out.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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A disturbing number of people describe it as being like eating snot, and I'm like ... yeah we've all been there wait what

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Salty sea-snot with some hot sauce and lemon, it's good.

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Smoked though? Ooooooh baby.

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