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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Gender is fluid. Gender is fluid. Cats is fluid. Gender is cats?
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Technically showers are only supposed to be for first-time brides- and moms-to-be - the idea is that experienced wives/mothers are giving gifts and advice to the new bride/mom to prepare her for a new phase of life. Having a shower for subsequent marriages or kids is unnecessary, but people do it anyway because who doesn't love a party? Anyway, I say you should only have a gender reveal party if you're going to troll your guests. Make the cake/balloons/powder/whatever green or orange or something. Now that would be a surprise!
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Mar 27, 2018 17:53
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Keep bridal and baby showers women only, imo.
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Mar 27, 2018 17:55
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zoux posted:Keep bridal and baby showers women only, imo. If that means I could stop going to them and interacting with people I don't particularly care for I'm down for that segregation.
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Mar 27, 2018 17:59
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Len posted:Its all newborn clothes and diapers that will be outgrown before maternity six weeks is over and donated to your kids future daycare Gotta get richer friends.
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Mar 27, 2018 17:59
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Who has the energy for a party with a newborn? Drop by with food a couple at a time, thanks.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Gender is fluid. 
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Mar 27, 2018 18:09
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Pththya-lyi posted:
The box opens and out flies a dozen orange balloons. The crowd of family and friends gasps and looks around confused until someone spots the dildo or fleshlight sticking out from the bottom of the box.
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Mar 27, 2018 18:12
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zoux posted:Keep bridal and baby showers women only, imo. Oops, too late! Anyhow, allowing men to attend only meant there was me, my one friend, and the baby's grandfathers sausaging the place up.
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Mar 27, 2018 18:21
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Who What Now posted:Not all gender reveal parties ask for gifts to be brought, and most are for children after the first where the parents want to have a celebration for their pregancy. Most people don't want to block out 3 or 4 Saturdays because you want everyone else to keep paying attention to your unborn or newborn baby. People got poo poo to do.
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Mar 27, 2018 18:22
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That reminds me, there was a news article about a couple getting rainbow balloons accidentally. They were mad for some reason instead of finding it hilarious, which it is.
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Mar 27, 2018 18:23
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LargeHadron posted:Right now on Facebook I’ve got a buddy giving a *serious warning* to all his friends that the first step in Hitler’s rise was an emotional appeal to youths. Complete with pictures of Hitler hanging out with kids. This is in response to the high school students marching for tighter gun restrictions. Oh so NOW you* think Hitler is a bad thing. e: *the iosm Ularg has a new favorite as of 18:36 on Mar 27, 2018 |
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Mar 27, 2018 18:29
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Len posted:Theres not many times i can have a penis themed party and a gender reveal is one of those times even more true if you don't have kids really
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Mar 27, 2018 18:35
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Where do you go if you want a penis-shaped cake but it needs to be family friendly? SEXY CAKES, THE EROTIC BAKERY works blue.
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Mar 27, 2018 18:41
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zoux posted:Keep bridal and baby showers women only, imo. gently caress that if I'm stuck going to the stupid things men should have to suffer too.
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Mar 27, 2018 18:45
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Big Grunty Secret posted:That reminds me, there was a news article about a couple getting rainbow balloons accidentally. They were mad for some reason instead of finding it hilarious, which it is. On the one hand, I get being mad. You had this big reveal party planned, and people who are going through the trouble of doing something like that obviously very much care about it. Having it ruined at literally the most important point in the thing really takes the wind out of your sails when you're trying to celebrate something important to you. On the other hand, it's incredibly funny, and you can tell the guy is trying very hard to keep himself from laughing. I think being able to laugh at it in the moment and go back to the place and reasonably ask for a replacement or refund or something would be fine, but these people have their story on a news site so they probably were the types to raise a stink.
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Mar 27, 2018 18:45
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/redditships/status/978658082526969856
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Mar 27, 2018 18:50
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Scathach posted:gently caress that if I'm stuck going to the stupid things men should have to suffer too. See its this mindset that got men roped into going along with this poo poo. You think it was because some butthurt husband pestered his wife into tagging along?  Stop being a crab in a bucket pulling us into the same bucket of a baby shower!
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Mar 27, 2018 18:51
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Gender is fluid. Sometimes it's 10w40 and your dad gets pretty annoyed.
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Mar 27, 2018 18:51
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Panfilo posted:See its this mindset that got men roped into going along with this poo poo. You think it was because some butthurt husband pestered his wife into tagging along? Sorry pal you are so stuck in this baby shower bucket with me. (This kills the crab. Emotionally.)
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Mar 27, 2018 18:56
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I had to go to wedding shower once and we played a game where they tied Lil Smokies to strings and hung them off our belts and we had to get them in a cup and now I have PTSD from it
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Mar 27, 2018 19:04
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enigmahfc posted:Most people don't want to block out 3 or 4 Saturdays because you want everyone else to keep paying attention to your unborn or newborn baby. People got poo poo to do. What parties have you been to that last four weeks?
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Mar 27, 2018 19:10
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Who What Now posted:Not all gender reveal parties ask for gifts to be brought, and most are for children after the first where the parents want to have a celebration for their pregancy. I don't know if I would call the people basic bitches invite to their showers and gender reveals "friends" They're more like drinking buddies, but for uncool poo poo
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Mar 27, 2018 19:16
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'tis the season again https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/978688257889366016
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Mar 27, 2018 19:28
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zoux posted:I had to go to wedding shower once and we played a game where they tied Lil Smokies to strings and hung them off our belts and we had to get them in a cup and now I have PTSD from it I have no idea what this means or what it's supposed to symbolize
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Mar 27, 2018 19:32
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The captain of the Ottawa Senators had a gender reveal party where he smashed a hockey puck into a wall and it released blue smoke. Great. Kid was stillborn. Awkwarrrrrd.
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Mar 27, 2018 19:35
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Arivia posted:The captain of the Ottawa Senators had a gender reveal party where he smashed a hockey puck into a wall and it released blue smoke. Great. Kid was stillborn. Awkwarrrrrd. God drat you for making me simultaneously think that there might be a cool way to do a gender reveal and feel bad for a member of the Ottawa Senators. Poor guy. I hope he and his wife are alright. I might have no love for the Senators, but I don't mind Karlsson on his own, and wouldn't wish something like this on anybody.
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Mar 27, 2018 19:39
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Arivia posted:The captain of the Ottawa Senators had a gender reveal party where he smashed a hockey puck into a wall and it released blue smoke. Great. Kid was stillborn. Awkwarrrrrd. As a Senator he’d be familiar with loss.
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Mar 27, 2018 19:41
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Bobby Digital posted:As a Senator he’d be familiar with loss. 
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Mar 27, 2018 19:57
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Bobby Digital posted:As a Senator he’d be familiar with loss. *frantic collar tugging*
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Mar 27, 2018 20:02
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Sibling taxidermy?
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Mar 27, 2018 20:22
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Bobby Digital posted:As a Senator he’d be familiar with loss. 
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Sagebrush posted:I have no idea what this means or what it's supposed to symbolize You put the WEINER in the HOLE and you have to move your pelvis around to do it.  My god is nothing sacred
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Mar 27, 2018 20:28
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God help me they reproduce.
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Mar 27, 2018 20:37
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joylessdivision posted:God help me they reproduce. in the grand scheme of things flat earthers reproducing is like one of the least bad reproductions I can think of right now. As long as they vaccinate.
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Mar 27, 2018 20:43
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Yes, those are words an actual toddler would use.
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Mar 27, 2018 20:48
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... and then she proceeded recite Shakespeare's "Hamlet".
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Mummy, video games ARE art!
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