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COOL DICK LUKE posted:Oh my god theres 2 girls in line in front of me, one decided to tap out and leave. I joked well at least someone escaped and the girl remaining turns around and has two fresh black eyes and a broken nose lmao you unintentionall rear end RIP DICK HE DIED OF MEDIUM AGE IN THE DMV LINE
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verbal enema posted:lmao you unintentionall rear end Dude that doesnt even take skill, that's raw, natural talent
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COOL DICK LUKE posted:Inline 4 motorcycles objectively sound The Best
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Am I supposed to believe there's a jet engine inside that bike that has no intake or exhaust for one? I know they make really tiny jet engines, I've seen them in remote control planes for example, but that thing clearly has a drivetrain.
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Leperflesh posted:Am I supposed to believe there's a jet engine inside that bike that has no intake or exhaust for one? I know they make really tiny jet engines, I've seen them in remote control planes for example, but that thing clearly has a drivetrain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTT_Turbine_Superbike
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COOL DICK LUKE posted:Online kept telling me not accepting appointments at this time, the walk ins are not appointments they're idiot hell fuckers who just wanna pop in and grab a number real quick, i already checked online wait times and this location was the shortest wait time outside of loving Livermore, and I dont even see anybody behind the loving counter now to boot Livermore doesn't have a DMV, or at least they didn't when I lived there a couple years back. Pleasanton has one, and it's hell. I went a few times and even with an appointment it's a poo poo-show, assuming they have any appointments available--there were at least 2 occasions when I needed to register a new vehicle purchase, and you get 2 weeks to do that, and there weren't any appointments available for the next two weeks in Pleasanton. Tracy DMV was my go-to. Not that much longer of a drive than Pleasanton and they usually had appointments open. It's a relatively new building that's reasonably easy to get to from the freeway, and I don't think I ever spent longer than 20 minutes there from walking in the door to walking out.
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Same thing I knew it was a drive out to the rear end in a top hat of the Bay
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Huh. well then it's just a dumb expensive gimmick  DMV appointments have to be made in advance, yeah, you have to think ahead like a week.
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Mar 27, 2018 21:54
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builds character posted:this is a wrong opinion and you should feel bad about it. ftfy
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Mar 27, 2018 22:04
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Theres a guy next to me who has been here for 6 hoursLeperflesh posted:Huh. well then it's just a dumb expensive gimmick I have literally in my entire life never encountered back ups like this
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Mar 27, 2018 22:14
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Dude they stopped the assigned numbers so now they call you by your initials plus phone last 4 so nobody knows if they got missed, or how long itll be, with the average wait time being 3-4 hours AFTER they get their assigned number
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Mar 27, 2018 22:30
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Literally the first available appointment at any DMV locally
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Mar 27, 2018 23:05
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Checking other departments I get options for May and June
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Mar 27, 2018 23:06
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Im so mad im eating this can of spam cold and unfried
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Mar 27, 2018 23:16
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Another entry in my long list of reasons never to move back to CA.
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It is likely happening becausr California IDs are becoming real id compliant and you have to go in person to get one. You have to have a "real id" to get on a plane, but no one seemed to notice that doesn't go into effect until 2020 so they're all bum rushing the DMV.
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Mar 28, 2018 00:37
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Dang yeah the last time I needed a Bay Area, CA DMV appointment, I had to wait a whole week. That's crazy.
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In Northeast Ohio I don't think I've ever waited more than 5 minutes to get to the counter at the DMV. California sucks. Ohio sucks too but at least the DMV isn't bad.
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Lmao a hotty sat down at the bar and started talking to my friend and i told her dont loving give my boy the time of day because hes a shithead literally seconds after he bought my beer and now hes pissed
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COOL DICK LUKE posted:Lmao a hotty sat down at the bar and started talking to my friend and i told her dont loving give my boy the time of day because hes a shithead literally seconds after he bought my beer and now hes pissed Mr Dick: "My dick doesn't work so I'll dick-block my buddies. NO ONE gets the pleasure!" Or did you intend hitting on her yourself?
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Pham Nuwen posted:Livermore doesn't have a DMV, or at least they didn't when I lived there a couple years back. Pleasanton has one, and it's hell. I went a few times and even with an appointment it's a poo poo-show, assuming they have any appointments available--there were at least 2 occasions when I needed to register a new vehicle purchase, and you get 2 weeks to do that, and there weren't any appointments available for the next two weeks in Pleasanton. lifelong Livermoron checking in. the Tracy DMV is so much better than Pleasanton, it's a joke. I usually try to get an appointment at Pleasanton but if for whatever reason it is urgent, Tracy is definitely the way to go. my last appointment at Pleasanton actually went very smoothly but it was just for a license renewal.
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Leperflesh posted:If you make an appointment you get to waltz past all the people who went to the DMV without an appointment, yes. Also if you are going to the DMV to do certain things you get to stand in a different line. This is so true. My secret weapon is the tiny little DMV office at the county courthouse in my BFE small town that never has anyone in it. In and out in ten minutes, including chatting with the counter folks to stave off their death by boredom.
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Where you live. 
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COOL DICK LUKE posted:Gee whiz golly shucks i sure am looking forward to not drinking for 5 months and never smoking again 
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If you live in BFE you will never encounter another person that knows the expression BFE. Word origin is not specifically known but may arise from WWII activities in the middle of nowhere there for no reason.
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Rhyno posted:What is BFE? Bum gently caress Egypt, aka the middle of goddamn nowhere. No joke, my apartment is twenty feet from a soybean field.
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Mar 28, 2018 12:30
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Get AAA, they do DMV stuff. Or come to Marin, even the DMV can’t make us wait in The Land of Privilege.
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Mar 28, 2018 14:59
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Got here at 8am. They opened at 9. Going on my first hour.
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COOL DICK LUKE posted:Got here at 8am. 
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Mar 28, 2018 19:36
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Jesus wept that surely should be unacceptable in this day and age. Or any
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Jesus, can you use thumbtack or angie's list for line holders?
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I find it amazing how irredeemably terrible the stereotypical US DMV seems to be. While we're not short of inane bureaucracy here, it's generally pretty much ok with this sort of thing. You guys seem to have taken lessons from the French.Slim Pickens posted:Jesus, can you use thumbtack or angie's list for line holders?  to wait in line for you like everyone else.
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But how do I know that tramp is reliable without a 5-star rating system??? The DMV I always go to is in an industrial area and never very busy after work, I'm usually in and out within 15 minutes. Go to the only DMV in Tacoma, though, and you're gonna be there at least an hour.
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Slim Pickens posted:But how do I know that tramp is reliable without a 5-star rating system??? first.
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Slim Pickens posted:ftfy Wrong, but still very good. Some nice listening for the six hour dmv wait.* *wait time until you get inside.
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