PYF Memes: the jift that keeps on jivving

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Jamesman posted:

Oh ye gods! My steak is ruined!

Hmmm... but what if... I were to call it "well done" and pass it off as deliberately dry and tough? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, barbecue dad.

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Jamesman?

poo poo, new page.

Here, now you can get your memes in YouTube Format https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-j3S3cIXZSzzCkJhJW9_eg

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Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:03

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Lmao "cooked" steak literally tastes better to us because science.

The jig is up y'all, we've been found out. The centuries of eating medium rare steaks as a troll are finally over.

At least we still have pretending to see sailboats in magic eye art

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:22

Deus Ex Macklemore: Jul 2, 2004; Zelensky's Zealots

The Bloop posted:

Lmao "cooked" steak literally tastes better to us because science.

The jig is up y'all, we've been found out. The centuries of eating medium rare steaks as a troll are finally over.

At least we still have pretending to see sailboats in magic eye art

It's a schooner dumbass

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:26

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

syscall girl posted:

Hawaiian pizza is good but not great until you garnish it with sliced almonds

Not according to this recipe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNdyDazu3V4

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:26

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Flyinglemur posted:

It's a schooner dumbass

I like the cut of your jib, sailor

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Steak is fine, not exciting.

It's the new "LOL BACON" food and because of King of the Hill and Home Improvement, we've been convinced that it somehow tastes better raw

KotH and Home improvement lmao

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:28

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Trabant posted:

Not according to this recipe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNdyDazu3V4

The real secret is to put pineapple on a white pizza :ssh:

Milo and POTUS posted:

KotH and Home improvement lmao

Don't forget Ron Swanson the grumpy sitcom libertarian uncle to a generation of latchkey kids.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:31

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

It's a schloop.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:31

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

You heard it here folks, a 90's sitcom that's been off the air for 20 years is what convinced the planet that rare steaks taste better

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:33

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

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# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Beat your meat how you like but I will judge you for it

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:35

McPhearson: Aug 4, 2007; Hot Damn!

Dragonstoned posted:

Please enlighten us to what IS the best joke in the simpsons then.

We can try make it into a meme to rival steamed hams popularity but I doubt we will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1x7pfH8fw

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:46

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

The best Simpsons joke is

"Is it about my cube?"

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:48

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

The best Simpsons joke is

"Is it about my cube?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU2Or5rCN_Y

This is the only good simpsons joke

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:53

Gene Hackman Fan: Dec 27, 2002; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zoux posted:

i firmly, but politely ask you to delet this.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:00

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Because of the Maillard reaction & the melting/absorption of fat into the meat, Steak #4 literally, objectively tastes the best. The same reason why sauteed onion and cake is better than raw onion or mouthful of flour, sugar, butter, egg

Blind taste tests of steak indicate that people like MedRare-Medium the best, almost without exception.

Science, bitch

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:07

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Each level of doneness (up to well-done) increases HP by 1 but also reduces the experience gained.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:08

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

i cook my steak in the woods in the dark, help???

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:11

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Because of the Maillard reaction & the melting/absorption of fat into the meat, Steak #4 literally, objectively tastes the best. The same reason why sauteed onion and cake is better than raw onion or mouthful of flour, sugar, butter, egg

Blind taste tests of steak indicate that people like MedRare-Medium the best, almost without exception.

Science, bitch

I don't think you're clear on what "objectively" means.

Like even if most people believe that trickle down economics works, it still doesn't, and a poll that says more people prefer it only proves the most common preference, not the objective truth of the claim.

Also, # 3 is medium rare and somewhere between 3 & 4 looks the best. Objectively.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:11

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

The Bloop posted:

I don't think you're clear on what "objectively" means.

Like even if most people believe that trickle down economics works, it still doesn't, and a poll that says more people prefer it only proves the most common preference, not the objective truth of the claim.

Also, # 3 is medium rare and somewhere between 3 & 4 looks the best. Objectively.

No, you're thinking of it backwards. People can disagree with an objective truth, and it doesn't affect the objective truth, it just means they're Wrong

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:14

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Also, dogs are boys and cats are girls, hot dogs are sandwiches, I put the toiler paper roll so that the squares are facing the wall, I cut sandwiches horizontally, 0.999....=1, Janeway was the best Star Trek captain, and Dragonforce isn't that good of a band.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:16

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

He also likes Taco Salad, and if you think I'm gonna give that up just because he eats it then you are a, as they say, "Huge Moron"

He takes the buns off of a big Mac and drowns it in ketchup to save calories

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:16

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Sounds like this Trump guy might be a real piece of poo poo and dumb??

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:17

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:18

The Chad Jihad: Feb 24, 2007

"There must always be... a Steak Retard" he whispered as he ascended the thone

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Hooplah: Jul 15, 2006

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

No, you're thinking of it backwards. People can disagree with an objective truth, and it doesn't affect the objective truth, it just means they're Wrong

have you heard the phrase "there's no accounting for taste"?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:31

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Hooplah posted:

have you heard the phrase "there's no accounting for taste"?

That was the goal of the blind taste test though!

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:31

Hooplah: Jul 15, 2006

I still think sauteed onion and cake sounds like a terrible combination

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:36

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Oh, sorry, it's a regional dialect. We say "cake" instead of "Steamed Ham"

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:41

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

MeDiUM RaRe Is ThE tAsTiEsT oBjEcTiVeLy

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:13

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Chris why are you so angry about how other people eat meat

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:48

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

I'm like, SUPER relaxed right now, actually. Been enjoying some Simpsons shitposts and wondering why that couple from Up never tried to have another kid.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:03

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

That was the goal of the blind taste test though!

What if it told you the majority had the "wrong" opinion?

You're contradicting yourself.

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IncredibleIgloo: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:18

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Majority or minority has no impact on objective truth, so I'm not sure what to say about that.

Did the sun orbit the earth until 1609?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:19

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I'm like, SUPER relaxed right now, actually. Been enjoying some Simpsons shitposts and wondering why that couple from Up never tried to have another kid.

In the miscarriage montage, there's a shot of a doctor talking to them about what happened, and the wife is crying hard. The doctor must be saying she will never have a viable pregnancy for some medical reason.

Also, taste in foods are preferences, which are subjective, not objective. Ya dum dum poop brains.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:23

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Majority or minority has no impact on objective truth, so I'm not sure what to say about that.

Did the sun orbit the earth until 1609?

Super not mad.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:26

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Yoshi Wins posted:

In the miscarriage montage, there's a shot of a doctor talking to them about what happened, and the wife is crying hard. The doctor must be saying she will never have a viable pregnancy for some medical reason.

Also, taste in foods are preferences, which are subjective, not objective. Ya dum dum poop brains.

Ok but can you see how some tastes are objectively good (eg, sexually attracted to an adult partner) and some tastes are deviant and thus objectively bad (eg, sexually attracted to 12 year olds).

Yeah, some people "prefer" one it's still objectively wrong

It's also purely preference to read that scene as a doctor explaining a miscarriage and not consoling her about her choice to abort.

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Some of these have been pretty bad but this one is good. Subjectively, of course, because I can't speak to anyone else's taste in humour.

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