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Kevin Palpatine posted:they should just start hiring 5-year-olds to do bank security...they can give them adorable little pink kevlar vests and everything Barbie's First AR-15, with My Little Silencer and Polly Bumpstock.
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walrusman posted:Wouldn't your supervisor consider it fairly unprofessional to comment on something like that in the first place? Yes, I don't think you're supposed to ogle people's checks
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 03:55 |
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Hey, if I'm not allowed to scout for recently widowed sugar mommas then maybe I don't want to work for your lovely bank
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walrusman posted:Wouldn't your supervisor consider it fairly unprofessional to comment on something like that in the first place? Definitely in most banks. In other sectors it's now the done thing to be chatty and friendly with customers but banks still generally try to keep things impersonal, disinterested and professional as a rule of thumb. Some are trying to move towards showing off that they hire real people!! Not a robot! Friendly and passionate about getting you the best interest rates! But they are the exception and yes it often leads to awkward conversations like that.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:"There's definitely some craftmanship in this sign" - a supposed art dealer, about a piece of cardboard with yellow paint letters on it. Right. I don't think he was being serious (though I also don't think he's real); people candidly lie for the sake of charity all the time, it was pretty clear he was making up an excuse just to give her the $200 she needed and they were joking about it. Out of a story with some overblown poo poo, that line felt pretty innocent.
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# ? Mar 26, 2018 08:25 |
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Spent a lot of time in a courtroom. I can absolutely believe this.
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# ? Mar 26, 2018 10:09 |
Zipperelli. posted:Spent a lot of time in a courtroom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4QYvXpaXlY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q47H-_y9Lhk
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Shakesville is a blog that used to be a significant part of online feminism, but has increasingly become a way for one narcissist to cling to dwindling relevance while bilking her loyal fans for money. Anyway, here's some STDH:Melissa McEwan posted:That Time I Saw a Girl with a Broken Heart Destroy the Man Who Broke It
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Jurgan posted:Shakesville is a blog that used to be a significant part of online feminism, but has increasingly become a way for one narcissist to cling to dwindling relevance while bilking her loyal fans for money. Anyway, here's some STDH: What a dumbass story. How would she know who was playing the music? How would she know about the previous relationship between the barback and server? How has she never heard of NFG? They were loving ubiquitous in the early 2000s. Even if you didn't know their name, you've heard their songs. The entirety of this STDH is "we had lunch, the staff messed around with the music." Completely pointless.
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DariusLikewise posted:This should be a tumblr post with 18 "LMAO THAT'S CRAZY" replies As much bullshit that happens on reddit, u/poem_for_your_sprog is a goddamn treasure. He's all over the place writing limericks for the modern man.
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 02:11 |
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“Very grateful” is such an exaggeration in this case. Everybody knows vampires have access to wealth.
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burial posted:“Very grateful” is such an exaggeration in this case. Everybody knows vampires have access to wealth. It would be more like 'disgusting loving peasant nearly touched me, I suppose I should be thankful they released me from their squalor.'
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TheMostFrench posted:It would be more like 'disgusting loving peasant nearly touched me, I suppose I should be thankful they released me from their squalor.' There it is. High five, frenchmost.
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Vampires can only come inside if you invite them in, so how did it get there in the first place? Yeah, just busted a big hole in your story, don't take it too personal kid.
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Zipperelli. posted:What a dumbass story. How would she know who was playing the music? How would she know about the previous relationship between the barback and server? How has she never heard of NFG? They were loving ubiquitous in the early 2000s. Even if you didn't know their name, you've heard their songs. Nothing says "I'm over you" like staring down your ex while playing music assuring him that you're over him and don't think about him at all
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Vampires can only come inside if you invite them in, so how did it get there in the first place? Yeah, just busted a big hole in your story, don't take it too personal kid. dude what if the vampire had to be invited to go into... the outside world???
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Zipperelli. posted:What a dumbass story. How would she know who was playing the music? How would she know about the previous relationship between the barback and server? How has she never heard of NFG? They were loving ubiquitous in the early 2000s. Even if you didn't know their name, you've heard their songs. Uhh they looked at each other, people don't look at each other unless they have a tumultuous sexual history together. Also every Kelly Clarkson song I have heard is basically "I'm TOTALLY Over You, You Giant loving rear end in a top hat, I Mean It This Time (I'm Not Actually Over You)", like an all-American talent show version of Adele. Not really what I'd associate with being "owned beyond hope".
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Ripped from imgur's front page. (Not linking each image because there's 13 of them and ) I assume that 99% of text convo screencaps are fake, but this one goes way too long for even plausible deniability.
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Haifisch posted:Ripped from imgur's front page. (Not linking each image because there's 13 of them and ) Seen it before, and it's not even the length that makes it fail plausible deniability. It's the fact that the mother apparently texts the daughter regularly, but doesn't have the number saved and doesn't continue from an old conversation.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Uhh they looked at each other, people don't look at each other unless they have a tumultuous sexual history together. His lip was curled! Read between the lines! Wow, she’s on a roll this week (click for picture of these shoes). “Melissa McEwen” posted:It is no secret that I love shoes. It is also no secret that I am cheap AF. The combination of these two qualities meant that I spent many, many years drooling over Fluevog shoes and never buying any, even on the rare occasions when I had the money to splurge on expensive shoes.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 04:11 |
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Good fir her
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oldpainless posted:Good fir her More like oldfluevogless.
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Ok so out of curiosity I looked up Fluevog, as I’ve never heard of Fluevog. Most of the womens’ shoes on the website are atrocious, ranging from designer versions of Dutch wooden clogs, to basically fancier, leather Crocs, to fancy Birkenstock style sandals that go a little past the ankle with what looks like a thick crepe sole. The waitstaff were probably laughing their asses off at those ridiculous shoes and they told this guy to come see for himself, which he did, attempting to stifle his own laughter.
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life is killing me posted:Ok so out of curiosity I looked up Fluevog, as I’ve never heard of Fluevog. These are the things she's bragging about https://www.fluevog.com/shop/4964-bardot-blue-gold That's certainly a color.
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Was Shakesville legit at one point? Did the game go to her head and change her? Cuz this is just sad.
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life is killing me posted:Ok so out of curiosity I looked up Fluevog, as I’ve never heard of Fluevog. I did the same and they're the most generic clunky poo poo. Len posted:These are the things she's bragging about Oh yeah, they were definitely all coming over to laugh.
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kimbo305 posted:Was Shakesville legit at one point? Did the game go to her head and change her? Cuz this is just sad.
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kimbo305 posted:Was Shakesville legit at one point? Did the game go to her head and change her? Cuz this is just sad. She went mental over Brave and its ginger stereotyping, and most of her followers didn't bat an eye, so I guess you be the judge.
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Izzy posted:Not as far as I know. The only thing "significant" about Shakesville in online feminism circles was Melissa's reputation for batshit insanity and for banning anyone who didn't kiss her rear end enough. The site exists to prop up her ego and very little else. Back around 2005-2007, there was a large stable of contributors who had some interesting conversations. Something broke in her brain when Obama was elected- some days she’d criticize him, others she’d demand no one criticize him, and if you couldn’t guess what you were supposed to do that day you might get banned. Readers basically had to swear allegiance to Melissa personally. It gradually turned into a cult of personality as Melissa drove away anyone who didn’t walk on eggshells to avoid hurting her delicate feelings. Now it’s basically just a place for her and her gay BFF to yell about stuff and routinely ask for money from the readers. Gotta buy more shoes and tattoos somehow. If you really want to see how awful and abusive it got, this is your resource: http://shakesvillekoolaid.tumblr.com/post/88568874129/submission-circle-time#disqus_thread Jurgan has a new favorite as of 07:03 on Mar 29, 2018 |
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Len posted:These are the things she's bragging about KLM cabin crew supplier identified.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 07:12 |
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what happens when she clicks her heels together three times?
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The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of Maggie Simpson.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 14:38 |
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Seeing small bart drove me to a mental institution.
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BgRdMchne posted:Seeing small bart drove me to a mental institution. Maggie is really just a very small bart. That's deep.
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Dr. Clockwork posted:The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of Maggie Simpson. i'm wary of anyone who's shot a man and gotten away with it
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BgRdMchne posted:Seeing small bart drove me to a mental institution. There is the Creepy Pasta about a lost Simpsons episode where Bart is dead.
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life is killing me posted:Ok so out of curiosity I looked up Fluevog, as I’ve never heard of Fluevog. Fluevog makes really really good quality shoes. As in, will last your entire lifetime, which is nice if you get some of their more normal looking shoes for day to day wear. They also make a ton of garish ugly as gently caress shoes. Which is nice if you are a clown.
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